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Why would I believe that man comes from polar bear? Have you heard of the word sarcasm? HAHA. You guys believe in anything like monkeys came from bacteria and bacteria from random chemical reactions. Stupid brains produce stupid books and stupid buyers of that book too. HAHA.

America has dealt with atheists before in the form of communists. The killing spree of atheists is not over yet, Ameica has yet to deal with China a few years from now and Russia as well. Europe has become atheist also and America has to deal with them too in some future time.

spidermean2, Washington Post 50 Comments [1/30/2008 12:20:34 AM]
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Goosey

You'd have to find Europe first. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you'd probably be very challenged by that task.

1/30/2008 12:41:09 AM

SkinnySlim22

I've heard of a "link" between Democrats and Communism (ha), but where does atheist=communist come from? I'm confused.

As for secular Europe...this is why I want to live there. There's fewer religous fucktards.

Apes from bacteria...that's a new one.

1/30/2008 12:58:48 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

China is also not Christian... mostly Toaist and Buddhist so I don't get your arguement either :-/

1/30/2008 1:03:11 AM

ArmandT

Once again, don't act like America is Rambo.

1/30/2008 1:09:53 AM

aqualung

Stupid brains produce stupid books and stupid buyers of that book too. HAHA.

shiny mirror, lol.

Ameica has yet to deal with China a few years from now and Russia as well. Europe has become atheist also and America has to deal with them too in some future time.

Oh geez...and I wouldn't be surprised if China whupped our ass.

1/30/2008 1:11:23 AM

Mr Bold

Hey which commie atheist told this nut that monkies came from bacteria?

C'mon 'fess up...

I also have to wonder:

Which stupid person came first? The buyer or the writer?

1/30/2008 1:13:15 AM

Bryan65

I've read his posts. He and another schmuck Homonculus were having a tag team jerkoff in the evolution debate.

Homonculus was cutting and pasting his horseshit from his website. And spidermean2 was repeating the same shit over and over again until everyone got fed up and left.

Then they claimed victory.


1/30/2008 1:33:13 AM

Horsefeathers

"Why would I believe that man comes from polar bear?"

Why not? You people claim that rocks spawned bacteria or roosters give birth to cats and other stupidity.

"Have you heard of the word sarcasm? HAHA."

Why yes, yes I have. I can even effectively employ it at times; something which you appear to have trouble doing.

"You guys believe in anything like monkeys came from bacteria and bacteria from random chemical reactions."

See, what did I tell you?

"Stupid brains produce stupid books and stupid buyers of that book too. HAHA."

*cough*Bible*cough*

"America has dealt with atheists before in the form of communists."

Technically, communism isn't atheism since the State is simply attempting to take the place of a deity. Other than that, while a person may be a communist it by no means says anything in particular about their religious beliefs. You should come out of the 1950s. Forcefully if need be.

"The killing spree of atheists is not over yet, Ameica has yet to deal with China a few years from now and Russia as well."

Uh, ok. Sure...

"Europe has become atheist also and America has to deal with them too in some future time."

You really have no clue what the hell is going on, do you?

1/30/2008 1:35:27 AM

tehcrzy

Polar bears???

1/30/2008 1:47:05 AM

Punchybird

What about switzerland? They are like 80% atheist! Ohh watch out for the swiss!

1/30/2008 1:54:20 AM

DW

America hasn't really "dealt" with communists, I take "dealt" as you meaning kicked them in a war or something. Korean War ended in stalemate (offically this war never ended) - chinese helped the koreans fight against the americans.
The Cold War ended with no one winning or being shot by the other side.
American lost to the North Vietnamese who were commies (though I've read or heard that more battles were won by the americans during the conflict)

1/30/2008 3:15:38 AM

Chinook

I'm still puzzled over the polar bear - sarcasm link. I've never met a sarcastic polar bear, though I'm sure they exist.

Nevertheless, I completely agree with part of this comment: Stupid brains (thousands of years ago) produce stupid books (such as the bible) and stupid buyers (individuals who cannot think for themselves) buy that book.

1/30/2008 4:56:59 AM

Brian X

Why is everybody so goddamned paranoid about China? They aren't going to go to war with the people who give them most of their money!

1/30/2008 4:58:08 AM

somegie

so, we've got China, Russia, and Europe. Presumably we can include the middle east since we're destroying all those heathen bastards, now (cause god doesn't want you to kill, unless, you know, you really wanna).

So then, the US is God's answer to saving the world? After we get those sorted out, is it onto the heathen Atheists in Canada and Mexico?

And then those evil bastards in Antarctica!

1/30/2008 5:15:07 AM

apYrs

hate to tell you this Honey, but China OWNS the USA.

It's bought up your mational debt, and if it every forecloses you'll be speaking Manadarin in a generation

1/30/2008 7:32:51 AM

Slave to Armok: God of Blood

SOCIALISTS were atheist because they were socialist, not the other way around. Also, socialist were genocidal because they were socialist, not because they were socialist. Moron. Also, you ever heard of a little thing called "Vatican City" ?

1/30/2008 8:21:28 AM



A non-sequitur and a strawman about evolution. You're not making ,any friends there.

1/30/2008 12:09:18 PM

TheReligiousCommie

Flambuoyant Generalizations? Check!

Ignorance of Hypocrisy? Check!

Complete misunderstaning of what they're criticizing? Check!

Likes America? Check!

We Have a winner!!!!

1/30/2008 9:06:05 PM

Septic Sceptic

Have you heard of the word sarcasm? HAHA.

Stupid brains produce stupid books and stupid buyers of that book too. HAHA.

Based on these quotes, I believe I have discovered Spidermean's true identity:



1/31/2008 3:59:13 AM

antichrist

America couldn't take China in a bet. Why do you think they backed off on the North Korea stuff.

Ah well, back to my Cantonese lessons.

1/31/2008 4:34:40 AM

Member of the Human race

It is your Mickey Mouse military thats doing all the killing with a bible shoved up thier ass.
America didn't deal with Communism (as it was malpracticed), WE did it single-handedly.
All America did was to prolong the agony to satisfy the religious bigots, such as yourself, and Corporate America.

1/31/2008 4:49:15 AM

Recouper

Killing, killing, killing... ahh, good ol' Christian "love thy neighbor" while murdering him and his family because of what they believe!

1/31/2008 5:20:59 AM

FMG

Cause that would be AWESOME!

We would be like 10 foot tall, and be capable of tearing the head off a seal with one bite...

A distinct increase in killing power...

As for "dealing with" people... He does know that China and Russia will "fuck your shit up" by themselves if you screw with them. Considering one is a country who makes all your stuff and the other is a country that kills people with polonium and has The Most Ridiculous Superweapon (The Tsar Bomb). These are people you don't mess with if you have an ounce of common sense.

We have a word for this. Pyrrhic Victory.

1/31/2008 9:19:43 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"Stupid brains produce stupid books and stupid buyers of that book too."

I see the concepts of "singular" and "plural" are foreign to you.

Stupid.

1/31/2008 9:21:11 AM

Mister Spak

"Why would I believe that man comes from polar bear?"

Because you're a stupid fundie who will believe anything Kent Hovind told you from his jail cell.

1/31/2008 2:42:57 PM
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