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Why would I believe that man comes from polar bear? Have you heard of the word sarcasm? HAHA. You guys believe in anything like monkeys came from bacteria and bacteria from random chemical reactions. Stupid brains produce stupid books and stupid buyers of that book too. HAHA.

America has dealt with atheists before in the form of communists. The killing spree of atheists is not over yet, Ameica has yet to deal with China a few years from now and Russia as well. Europe has become atheist also and America has to deal with them too in some future time.

spidermean2, Washington Post 50 Comments [1/30/2008 12:20:34 AM]
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TerriblyAmused

This guy would get a gold in the Freestyle Logic event.
Since there isn't one, he still has to live in his mommy's basement.

1/31/2008 2:44:16 PM

GigaGuess

Me Against the World award?

1/31/2008 3:05:40 PM

ScienceDT

(i yield. How can anyone 'debate' someone such as this)

1/31/2008 3:15:34 PM

Nirjuana

I bet you wouldn't find Russia, China, Europe or even USA from a world map unless their wouldn't be names on the map

1/31/2008 8:21:20 PM

Mr. Saxon

I came from a polar bear once....


all that soft white fur...

1/31/2008 8:25:07 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

2/1/2008 1:12:21 AM

Old Viking

Now we're going to go after Russia, China and the entirety of Europe? Wow! We'll be busy, busy, busy.

2/1/2008 3:52:31 AM

Betsy Newson

And then you people wonder why many of us here in Europe have such low regard for Americans........

2/1/2008 8:27:51 AM

Julian

If spidermean2 is Jeb Bush, God help us all!

2/1/2008 10:35:27 AM

NonProphet

Why would I believe that man comes from dirt? Have you heard of the word mythology? HAHA. You guys believe in anything like magical floods and talking snakes. Stupid brains produce stupid books and stupid buyers of that book too. HAHA.

America has dealt with fundies before in the form of Branch Davidians. The killing spree of fundie-ism is not over yet, America has yet to deal with Bush a few years from now and Fred Phelps as well. Europe has become less religious also and America should follow their example in some future time.

Fixed, to some degree.

2/1/2008 4:02:02 PM

JasoNF

"There car looks pretty fast. HAHA! Do you think you can beat them, Speedracer? HAHA! What time is dinner? HAHA!"

Becasue laughing at random makes you right almost as much as keeping your caps lock on...

2/1/2008 4:02:25 PM

Lazlo

"America has dealt with atheists before in the form of communists. The killing spree of atheists is not over yet, Ameica (sic) has yet to deal with China a few years from now and Russia as well. Europe has become atheist also and America has to deal with them too in some future time."

America! If your not like us we'll kill you :D

2/20/2008 1:12:49 AM

Lady Luck

last i heard, noone thinks we came from polar bears.. it wouldnt even work that way.

yes stupid people write stupid books. and even more stupid people buy it (yes the bible). even more dumb people try to live every lively second on what this book says.

Athisets are not communists as much as anarchists are not communists.

Also, i thought the "christians" were out for blood of the athists, not the the other way around.
either way, china,russia, america.. why do we care what they believe in? i dont care if you believe or dont believe in god as much as i dont care if you believe in santa or the easter bunny. Just dont come hate on me cus i dont believe. My 5 year old niece still believes in the tooth fairy, should i kill her cus she believes something i dont?

dont you think that sounds just as stupid as killing athiests for not believing?

10/29/2008 8:39:26 AM

Logical

Take a look at your own country's economy, spidermean2. All those countries you mention are already 'dealing' with your America.

10/29/2008 9:06:15 AM

Michael

Europe has become atheist! So true civilisation DOES exist.
Communism (in its true form) is alive and well.
Atheism is NOT communism, it is a disblief of religion but not of politics.
The christian religion is the biggest killer of all time throughout its questionable history - which is written in the blood of the innocent)
Atheism is humanitarian in its philosophy, religion is convert or die.
If we had a war with Europe, we would be wiped off the map within a week.

10/29/2008 9:31:12 AM

G.Fieendish

And when China, Europe & Russia decide to deal with the rabid, imperalist theocracy that is Spidermean2's ideal "United States" in the near future, what happens next...?
The Russian Federation has the nuclear capacity to completely destroy the United States, China is delevoping the nuclear capacity to severely damage the U.S, while 2 nations in Europe, have the nuclear capacity to badly damage the U.S...

10/30/2008 11:16:49 PM



America vs the whole of Europe. Trust me, America wouldn't win that one. First of all Britain has the SAS and the Gurkhas who will fuck your shit up.

Then you have countries like Sweden and Switzerland who are possibly even better equipt than the US military and have all the latest high-tec stuff including, but not limited to, stealth ships (which nobody else has).

Then you've got your Scandinavian's, like the Finish, who still have conscription. As a result every able bodied man is a trained soldier who can be called to service. Plus, the Scandinavians are both hardcore and mental, and Finland has winters that can prevent the Russians from invading. I'll say that again - Finland has winters the Russians can't cope with! Have you seen a Russian winter? You don't fuck with Finland lightly my friend.

10/30/2008 11:34:43 PM

Spidermean2

I love to rape children in the name of Christ.

2/18/2009 3:08:52 PM

Ian

Because man does not come from polar bear.

2/21/2009 8:01:27 PM

sqrt(-1) Friend

We have nothing to fear from China as long as we owe them money.

BTW, trying out some new words. Today's entry: Christard. Any takers?

8/26/2010 8:38:54 PM

Justanotheratheist

Christard....I like it!

Of course I come from a polar bear. I'm white.

8/26/2010 10:57:20 PM



Stupid brains produce stupid books and stupid buyers of that book too.

I guess that explains the bible, doesn't it?

8/26/2010 11:40:44 PM

The Duelist

Stupid books and stupid buyers... Christians and the Buy-bull?

8/27/2010 9:03:01 AM

Quantum Mechanic

The links between your few neurons are missing.

8/9/2013 12:42:00 PM

bazer63

He called us stupid. Hypocrisy at it's finest.

9/13/2014 1:50:36 AM
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