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You know when you claim that something is supported by science, it better be supported by science, otherwise you look silly.
Hiding after thousands/millions/billions/trillions of years is not science.

This is a question to all evolutionists: Do you believe that you evolved from a rock? I give you all the time you need. Trillions of years, even more, take all you want.

Futurity, Darkfall Off-Topic 41 Comments [1/30/2008 9:46:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Simmy
WTF?! || meh

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The fail is overwhelming! It's...it's too much!

1/31/2008 9:41:36 PM


I think everyone should be required to read The Blind Watchmaker before discussing evolution (or at least paying attention in high school biology).

2/1/2008 12:23:14 AM

Old Viking

I've been called hard-headed, but you're stretching the concept.

2/1/2008 3:31:40 AM



2/1/2008 6:22:34 AM


Why can't people know what they're trying to disprove? I know something about religion so I at least don't try to make an argument which is obviously completely incorrect (It's quiet easy mind you).

2/1/2008 6:49:17 AM


Futurity produces more fail per minute than an automatic failing machine.
I just wish we could harness ignorance as a power source; internet fundies would be a limitless supply!

2/1/2008 5:17:11 PM

Dear Creationists

Do you believe that you were carved out of clay? Then why don't you dissolve when it rains? Clearly Genesis is false.

2/3/2008 3:34:01 PM


Not this again...
At least be original!

2/3/2008 5:49:52 PM


not a rock, all life on this planet started by either

A. strands of proteins combining to create amino acids or

B. bacteria deposited by an astreiod

Life can not come from nothing. No one is saying that it did. A rock is inorganic tissue so it can't evolve

2/4/2008 4:22:14 PM


No, actually my queer ass just so happens to believe that we were seeded here by little grey men, and religion is the veil that covers up this story. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

2/6/2008 8:18:39 AM


I'm open to the hypothesis that futurity evolved from a rock.

2/6/2008 8:26:06 AM

Well lets see.

I either evolved from protein goo or I was molded by a divine being out of mud. Both of them would be equally absurd if one didn't have evidence to back it up.

(consequently, that sounds like something a fundie might say)

2/25/2008 1:55:55 PM


"This is a question to all evolutionists: Do you believe that you evolved from a rock?"

i'm speaking for myself here, but i assume that most evolutionists will agree with my answer...

no i do not believe i evolved from a fucking rock.

whoever taught you that that's what evolutionists believe has absolutely no knowledge of it.

10/22/2008 5:04:10 AM

sqrt(-1) Friend

I think there is an argument to be made that fudies did NOT evolve.

8/26/2010 8:25:28 PM


I only need a few seconds to tell you that I didn't evolve from a rock but that you have rocks where your brains should be.

8/26/2010 11:19:26 PM

It's actually science. Wait, science is not what you think it is.

2/21/2011 10:57:10 AM
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