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#394635
Urh
...and it's us atheists who are bad people. This is projection of the highest order - Just because she wishes harm on her enemies (how very Christ-like of her), she assumes everybody does.
1/30/2008 3:07:36 PM
#394640
Eric the Blue
Feel the Christian love...
1/30/2008 3:21:56 PM
#394644
Caustic Gnostic
It's good that Moan here and her ilk transfer their personal hate to their sky fairy. If her preacher wanted to, he could turn her into a suicide bomber.
1/30/2008 3:26:53 PM
#394653
Prager
The fundie concept of love is unique and special!
1/30/2008 3:38:39 PM
#394655
Doctor Fishcake
"Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth: Lest the LORD see it, and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him."
- Proverbs 24:17-18
1/30/2008 3:39:53 PM
#394656
Horsefeathers
"Remember, the Lord will heap coals of fire on your enemies heads if you pray for them. I always take pleasure in picturing jerks with a pile of hot coals on their heads..."
I see you missed the point of pretty much the entire New Testament, didn't you? Maybe you should go back and read the Sermon on the Mount one more time...
1/30/2008 3:39:59 PM
#394670
MD20/20
@Horsefeathers:
One more time? If anyone can prove this idiot has read it EVEN one time, I'll eat my shorts.
1/30/2008 4:08:10 PM
#394675
Brain_In_A_Jar
hot coals on their heads
Your god's a bit behind the times - that seems positively tame compared to, say, nerve gas or radiation poisoning.
1/30/2008 4:13:02 PM
#394695
Illuminatalie
Just don't do it while you think about puppy dogs and flowers...
1/30/2008 4:34:26 PM
#394701
Whisper
Somebody got bored of their bible somewhere in the prophets...
1/30/2008 4:42:19 PM
#394703
caitshidhe
Whoa. "Sadism for Jesus" award, maybe?
1/30/2008 4:43:20 PM
#394758
szena
Atheists are the ones with no morals. Riiiight.
1/30/2008 6:12:08 PM
#394759
Quantum Mechanic
"coals of fire"
Won't that contribute to global warming?
1/30/2008 6:14:01 PM
#394796
David D.G.
Wow, we're getting a lot of submissions lately that are very worthy of the "Feel That Christian Love" Award, but I think this one takes the cake for sheer gloating candor about it.
~David D.G.
1/30/2008 7:03:35 PM
#394800
Father Heathen
I wonder if they wear a leather S&M 'gimp' mask when they pray?
1/30/2008 7:11:28 PM
#394813
GigaGuess
...
And Jesus wept.
1/30/2008 7:28:50 PM
#395059
MK
This is what fundyism is all about - reading a handful of verses and pretending you understand the whole book. Common to Judaic, Islamic, and Christian forms of fundyism.
1/31/2008 1:24:23 AM
#395069
Septic Sceptic
So does that mean you pray, then God turns up at your enemies house with a shovel and a barbeque, or what?
Throughout history, many writers have drawn some very profound messages from the Christian theology. How Mona managed to dive into it and emerge with this concept of a celestial hitman i'll never know.
1/31/2008 1:39:42 AM
#395074
Jacob
It is my understanding that during those times, the poor would go about the streets with a piece of pottery on their head hoping some benevolent soul would provide them with coals with which they could use for cooking.
1/31/2008 1:45:49 AM
#395087
antichrist
And yet another example of Christian love
1/31/2008 2:19:41 AM
#395105
Tempus
Feel that? That's a hunka hunka burnin' love, baby.
1/31/2008 2:49:16 AM
#395107
tracer
Illuminatalie wrote:
"Just don't do it while you think about puppy dogs and flowers...
Of course not. I reserve
those thoughts for when I masturbate.
1/31/2008 2:50:40 AM
#395180
anti-nonsense
Feel that fucking Christian Love!
1/31/2008 5:28:27 AM
#395218
Mattural Selection
Mona, is it hard for you type one-handed? Considering your other hand is firmly between your legs.
1/31/2008 7:14:03 AM
#395255
FMG
Seriously?
What a dick!
1/31/2008 9:45:56 AM
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