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Remember, the Lord will heap coals of fire on your enemies heads if you pray for them. I always take pleasure in picturing jerks with a pile of hot coals on their heads...

Mona, myspace blog 59 Comments [1/30/2008 2:47:44 PM]
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Urh

...and it's us atheists who are bad people. This is projection of the highest order - Just because she wishes harm on her enemies (how very Christ-like of her), she assumes everybody does.

1/30/2008 3:07:36 PM

Eric the Blue

Feel the Christian love...

1/30/2008 3:21:56 PM

Caustic Gnostic

It's good that Moan here and her ilk transfer their personal hate to their sky fairy. If her preacher wanted to, he could turn her into a suicide bomber.

1/30/2008 3:26:53 PM

Prager

The fundie concept of love is unique and special!

1/30/2008 3:38:39 PM

Doctor Fishcake

"Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth: Lest the LORD see it, and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him."

- Proverbs 24:17-18

1/30/2008 3:39:53 PM

Horsefeathers

"Remember, the Lord will heap coals of fire on your enemies heads if you pray for them. I always take pleasure in picturing jerks with a pile of hot coals on their heads..."

I see you missed the point of pretty much the entire New Testament, didn't you? Maybe you should go back and read the Sermon on the Mount one more time...

1/30/2008 3:39:59 PM

MD20/20

@Horsefeathers:

One more time? If anyone can prove this idiot has read it EVEN one time, I'll eat my shorts.

1/30/2008 4:08:10 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

hot coals on their heads

Your god's a bit behind the times - that seems positively tame compared to, say, nerve gas or radiation poisoning.

1/30/2008 4:13:02 PM

Illuminatalie

Just don't do it while you think about puppy dogs and flowers...

1/30/2008 4:34:26 PM

Whisper

Somebody got bored of their bible somewhere in the prophets...

1/30/2008 4:42:19 PM

caitshidhe

Whoa. "Sadism for Jesus" award, maybe?

1/30/2008 4:43:20 PM

szena

Atheists are the ones with no morals. Riiiight.

1/30/2008 6:12:08 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"coals of fire"

Won't that contribute to global warming?

1/30/2008 6:14:01 PM

David D.G.

Wow, we're getting a lot of submissions lately that are very worthy of the "Feel That Christian Love" Award, but I think this one takes the cake for sheer gloating candor about it.


~David D.G.

1/30/2008 7:03:35 PM

Father Heathen

I wonder if they wear a leather S&M 'gimp' mask when they pray?

1/30/2008 7:11:28 PM

GigaGuess

...

And Jesus wept.

1/30/2008 7:28:50 PM

MK

This is what fundyism is all about - reading a handful of verses and pretending you understand the whole book. Common to Judaic, Islamic, and Christian forms of fundyism.


1/31/2008 1:24:23 AM

Septic Sceptic

So does that mean you pray, then God turns up at your enemies house with a shovel and a barbeque, or what?

Throughout history, many writers have drawn some very profound messages from the Christian theology. How Mona managed to dive into it and emerge with this concept of a celestial hitman i'll never know.

1/31/2008 1:39:42 AM

Jacob

It is my understanding that during those times, the poor would go about the streets with a piece of pottery on their head hoping some benevolent soul would provide them with coals with which they could use for cooking.

1/31/2008 1:45:49 AM

antichrist

And yet another example of Christian love

1/31/2008 2:19:41 AM

Tempus

Feel that? That's a hunka hunka burnin' love, baby.

1/31/2008 2:49:16 AM

tracer

Illuminatalie wrote:

"Just don't do it while you think about puppy dogs and flowers...


Of course not. I reserve those thoughts for when I masturbate.

1/31/2008 2:50:40 AM

anti-nonsense

Feel that fucking Christian Love!

1/31/2008 5:28:27 AM

Mattural Selection

Mona, is it hard for you type one-handed? Considering your other hand is firmly between your legs.

1/31/2008 7:14:03 AM

FMG

Seriously?

What a dick!

1/31/2008 9:45:56 AM
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