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There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child!

I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own.

Uberbeliever, CF 183 Comments [1/30/2008 11:27:46 PM]
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Horsefeathers

"There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child!"

Kindly explain the 25% or so of pregnancies that spontaneously abort prior to the sixth week of pregnancy. Did your "eternal, unchanging God" change his mind or what? Add to that the statistics for women over 40 where up to 75% of pregnancies can spontaneously abort and you're going to have to do some mighty impressive tap dancing to explain it.

"I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own."

Interracial baby? Maybe I missed something (since I didn't actually read the original thread) but why assume that a baby resulting from rape would be interracial?

1/30/2008 11:32:29 PM

caitshidhe

"There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child!"

Oh, really? What about when the pregnancy will otherwise kill the woman? Is your big SkyDaddy THAT big of a dipshit? He must be...


"I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own."

IT IS NEVER, EVER THE VICTIM'S FAULT. SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO "DEAL" WITH ANYTHING. I hope you die in a fire. And what the fuck is this "interracial" bullshit? The only men who ever rape are DEM EBIL DARKIES, right? Asshat.

You're a shitstain on the underpants of humanity.

1/30/2008 11:45:55 PM

GigaGuess

May God will you to get gangraped by a herd of elephants.

1/30/2008 11:48:00 PM

Sultan417

You could try to reason with someone like this, but when they're this batshit crazy it's just easier to crack em' with a pipe!

1/30/2008 11:54:57 PM

shadowman

I love how it automatically must be interracial.

1/30/2008 11:55:45 PM

Bryan65

Let's sew a uterus into Uberdick. Then he can be raped and try out his philosophy.

Put your uterus where your mouth is, pal.

1/31/2008 12:01:29 AM

TMR

Gosh darn those devilish raping negroes!

1/31/2008 12:35:45 AM

Father Heathen

I wish rape upon this person.

1/31/2008 12:42:44 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own.

Explain how that's justifiable or fair when the rapist didn't play the hand he was dealt and refrain from having sex with someone who did not offer it.

1/31/2008 12:51:19 AM

jellybean

Explain to me how it is that God is so awesome when he "Wills" someone to be raped. You have to wonder at the goodness of such a God that would Will such a thing. Yes?

1/31/2008 12:57:57 AM

Deep Search

... Wow. I like how they assume that it will be an 'interracial' baby.

Also I'd like to know why it's never 'God's Will' for someone to get an abortion. People get abortions all the time. If it wasn't 'God's Will', wouldn't 'God' stop it? I mean, if it's 'God's Will' for someone to get raped, which is pretty damn horrible, one would think God could also 'will' someone to get an abortion. I mean, whether or not you view it as a terrible thing, it happens a lot.

I think people like this should stop meddling with 'God's Will,' already.

1/31/2008 1:12:08 AM

Illuminatalie

Interracial? What?


1/31/2008 1:12:49 AM

Moira

What if my will was for you to be ass raped several times?
No lube.
Then he has to watch a sixteen year old girl try and raise a rape baby. Oops, there's my bias; must be a man >.>

1/31/2008 1:30:27 AM



Why do I want to see these guys ass-raped so hard they bleed?

Then talk to me about how she played a part in the rape. And why would the baby automatically be interracial? And what's wrong with interracial? I have many interracial friends.

If men could get pregnant, abortions would be guaranteed in the constitution.

1/31/2008 1:47:31 AM

tracer

Well ... at least this guy is consistent.

The "abortion is murder, but it's OK in cases of rape" crowd actually sickens me MORE than this guy does.

1/31/2008 1:49:10 AM

Reverend Davidius

A message to all men:

Keep all of your cunts pregnant in the name of -od, and don't expect a reason.

1/31/2008 2:06:29 AM

Zoe

REPEAT.

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=19755

1/31/2008 2:11:45 AM

BlauerAuss

Wow, I've never seen a comment that has made me so angry, yet made me laugh so much at the same time. The "interracial baby" part almost had me in tears.

1/31/2008 2:31:36 AM

Tempus

At least the racist fuck is consistent. Consistently retarded, but hey, consistency is consistency, right?

1/31/2008 2:43:58 AM

Septic Sceptic

Actually, Uberbeliever, I would say that you yourself would have made a pretty good exception to abortion. I personally would have had no moral objections to your mother using a knitting needle to scratch an itch on her uterus while your spiteful little form was coagulating on the side.

If only there was some way we could have known...

1/31/2008 4:14:56 AM

somegie

obviously if she was raped it was because she wasn't "right with God" and the little "interracial baby" is her penance, right?

How exactly do you know god's will? Maybe it was his will for you to accept changing times.

Let's stick with your book for a moment though, near the beginning, when god breathed life into Adam. Doesn't that imply life begins at breath then?

I've seen the pro-life crap about we had Hitler, Stalin, etc., but where were the good ones of that grandeur? and God says they were aborted.

That bugs me for several reasons.

If god plans everything, why'd he plan to abort those ones? For that matter, why did he plan to give us the knowledge to be able to abort?

What about Mozart, Picasso, Da Vinci, etc.? You know, all those people who contributed to great cultural advancements? Weren't they good enough for you?

And if you really wanna go down that road, isn't it possible guys far worse were aborted? Maybe Hitler would've had a crazy buddy that would have been enough of an influence to tip the war, but he was aborted.

You can not use could be as an argument because anything /could/ be. Your god /could/ be.

Can't we take these Imperial Order (yay for references) asshats who are so unhappy with the way the country is headed and banish them off to some new country all their own, let them do themselves in and the rest of the world can live happily enough?

1/31/2008 5:28:08 AM

One Trick Pony

This was a typical fundie post until I read the last sentence. Now that is just hilarious, managing to cram one more idiotic thing in.

1/31/2008 6:29:22 AM

Niobe

Well how else do you explain all those good Christian proper girls suddenly big with biracial babies? It couldn't be them lusting after hot black men, no sir it was rape.

DIAF.

1/31/2008 7:26:02 AM

GoFast

A classic example of how to shed every last bit of rationality, humanity and compassion in order to support dogma. Angry hurtful asshat.

Also, I wonder if Ubercredulous would "play the hand that was dealt" to him if he were to contract cancer or was in a serious auto collision, rather than seek treatment from medical science?
I'll bet a year's salary he runs to a doctor and forgets all about "God's Will", at least until it's time to make a pronouncement on how someone else should live THIER life.
What do you think?

1/31/2008 8:18:02 AM

FMG

Er... is'nt this "racist".

And God works through mysterious ways. If its God's will to get Rohypnoled and raped, one may point out that God is kind of a dick.

Remember us interracials are indeed harder, faster and stronger... Genetic diversity gives us super powers! Thats why your ladies like us. Its almost like we have sexy dancing powers.

And with this global warming and destruction of the ozone layer... Whitey will die first! We darkies will use our relative resistance to UV rays to survive on the surface while you become the crazy pasty cannibal mutants who live in underground who we hunt for sport!

Or

We don't care who we go out with and generally are a race of balanced individuals who are'nt defined by the colour of our skin.

Best Future Ever! (The first...)

1/31/2008 10:04:33 AM
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