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Semen is what comes out when you masturbate. Or, semen is the most precious liquid that exists in a human body. If you go on wasting this liquid just to satisfy your sexual desire, you become a dull person and end up in hating yourself. This unnecessary wastage of the semen has a negative impact on ur nervous system and your memory. You develop loads of negativity in you and, in turn, you project all these negative emotions onto others. The youths of nowadays r perhaps ignorant of this that when they lose this liquid, they experience total or partial memory loss in exams, leading 2 failure. So, guys, u got it now.....did u???

World Vision, Yahoo Answers 57 Comments [1/31/2008 1:32:57 AM]
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More bullshit from the anti-wank crowd.

1/31/2008 5:24:59 PM

antichrist

Another proof of Christians not knowing their bible.

Semen is the most precious liquid in a human body? So that means that women can't live without it, so that means it's your DUTY to copulate.

Or this is just another self-hating masturbater, who can't control himself, but it's everyone else's fault.

1/31/2008 5:29:02 PM

craiger_ny

Perhaps World Vision's mouth wouldn't be as wasteful place for my semen

1/31/2008 5:29:25 PM

Blue Lithium

"Semen is what comes out when you masturbate."

Doesn't come out when *I* masturbate, being as I'm a woman.

1/31/2008 5:35:07 PM

Tomby Stone

"semen is the most precious liquid that exists in a human body"

Hmmm, would I rather have Audrey Tautou drain all the semen from my body or all the blood ???

1/31/2008 5:46:49 PM

Caustic Gnostic

The testes produce sperm on a continuing basis, whether you liberate them or not. If you don't, they will simply die...unfulfilled.

The prostate needs to stay busy producing semen, just to keep it out of trouble.

1/31/2008 5:51:08 PM

stronger now

"You develop loads of negativity in you and, in turn, you project all these negative emotions onto others."

Masterbation doesn't work that way!

It isn't negativity men create "loads" of.

Is it still masterbation if someone else is there to "project" your "load" onto?


1/31/2008 6:35:52 PM

Philbert McAdamia

So, guys, u got it now.....did u???

Did I what? I don't remember . . . also I can hardly read this little type anymore, going blind for some reason, but thanks for the heads up.______________Ivan Yakonov





1/31/2008 6:46:27 PM

Leo

What?

1/31/2008 7:10:04 PM

FMG

I think the moral of this story is simple...

Don't masturbate during exams. Seriously! Its frowned upon.

1/31/2008 7:13:16 PM

Mr. Saxon

But FMG!!! what am i going to write my answers with!!!


bah, ill just use that useless blood stuff.



You know, if semen is more precious than blood... how come jesus didnt offer a cup of THAT to his disciples at the last supper?

"Here is a cup of my semen, i offer this to you to drink in new life.... hey!!! where are you guys going!! oh well, at least i can count on Mary Magdeline!"

1/31/2008 8:21:04 PM



Semen is regenerated by the body.

YOU FAIL.

1/31/2008 8:52:11 PM

apYrs

I thought that this crap had died out in the 50's.

Obviously not

Also flushing it out if the prostate regularly reduces the risk of cancer

1/31/2008 9:20:11 PM

Heather

...

Where the fuck did World draw THAT conclusion?


2/4/2008 11:05:36 PM

Don'tLookBehindYou

MASTURBATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

2/4/2008 11:17:37 PM

Brian X

Nice try. Semen is mixed on the way out the "door" -- it doesn't even exist until the prostate and testes are stimulated.

Also, does this guy realize that John Harvey Kellogg was a first-rate quack?

2/4/2008 11:35:06 PM

GigaGuess

"Or, semen is the most precious liquid that exists in a human body."

I would think that blood holds that title, but that's just me...

2/4/2008 11:38:18 PM

Choad

Oh my, sperm magic for teh win!

2/5/2008 12:22:20 AM

freako104

Every sperm is precious
Every Sperm is great.


And no, you fail, there is no harm in masturbation nor self loathing.

2/5/2008 1:13:52 AM

kwandongbrian

I think you are all preverts.

Preserve Our Essence

Our Precious Essence

Do not avoid women, just deny them your essence!

2/5/2008 1:42:00 AM

Thammuz

After reading this i imagined this idiot going to the sperm bank and asking free samples...

2/5/2008 9:22:49 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Or, semen is the most precious liquid that exists in a human body. If you go on wasting this liquid just to satisfy your sexual desire, you become a dull person and end up in hating yourself.

How does it feel to live among the rational and civilised, yet to hold similar superstitions to backwards tribes on remote pacific islands who conduct bizarre rituals?

2/5/2008 1:20:07 PM

El Guapo

"semen is the most precious liquid that exists in a human body"

I'll sell you some half-price.

2/5/2008 1:23:47 PM

Princess Rot

All together now:

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate."

Had to get the Python reference in somewhere. :D

3/9/2008 5:15:23 PM

Freboy

Armchair physician of the YEAR!

3/9/2008 5:37:26 PM
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