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Semen is what comes out when you masturbate. Or, semen is the most precious liquid that exists in a human body. If you go on wasting this liquid just to satisfy your sexual desire, you become a dull person and end up in hating yourself. This unnecessary wastage of the semen has a negative impact on ur nervous system and your memory. You develop loads of negativity in you and, in turn, you project all these negative emotions onto others. The youths of nowadays r perhaps ignorant of this that when they lose this liquid, they experience total or partial memory loss in exams, leading 2 failure. So, guys, u got it now.....did u???

World Vision, Yahoo Answers 57 Comments [1/31/2008 1:32:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Michael
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#876363


Mr Saxon wrote
You know, if semen is more precious than blood... how come jesus didnt offer a cup of THAT to his disciples at the last supper?

Blasphemous as it seems to us now, some early Christian sects did use semen in their rituals. See John Romer's book 'Testament: the Bible and History' or watch the Channel Four series of the same name(if its ever repeated).

1/31/2009 9:29:34 AM
#876369
D4vidH4mm3r

Dude. I masturbate like crazy every time I have the oppurtunity and I own at school. I also think my blood is more important than my semen.

1/31/2009 10:20:06 AM
#876387


Eek - but not wanking makes you stupid!!!!

Don't be stupid - have a wank.

1/31/2009 12:10:59 PM
#876391
Lucretius

If it is so precious ,then maybe you should share it around with as many women (& men ) as possible .

1/31/2009 12:28:56 PM
#878330
Aksel

I agree with World Vision

A child who cuts themselves would be considered mentally unwell, in spite their bone marrow regenerating blood cells.

So why is masturbation okay all a sudden? Those germline cells are supposed to create new life. 'Tis a shame to waste them.

Btw. I'm not a Christian.

2/2/2009 12:41:30 PM
#878370
ozznova

We must conserve our precious bodily fluids. We must deny women our... ESSENCE.

2/2/2009 1:32:54 PM
#878376
Valheru

What a load of wank.

2/2/2009 1:36:57 PM
#878382
Navelgazer

Is this Brig Gen Jack Ripper?

He seems very concerned with the Purity of Essence of his precious bodily fluids.

2/2/2009 1:40:47 PM
#878410


Semen is what comes out when you masturbate.

Unless you're a woman...

Or, semen is the most precious liquid that exists in a human body.

Unless you're a woman... But even so, I would think blood would take the top honors for most vital bodily fluid.

If you go on wasting this liquid just to satisfy your sexual desire, you become a dull person and end up in hating yourself.

So masturbation is what's eating you up on the inside?

This unnecessary wastage of the semen has a negative impact on ur nervous system and your memory. You develop loads of negativity in you and, in turn, you project all these negative emotions onto others.

Again, your percieved guilt over masturbation is what's turning you into a negative, forgetful asshole?

The youths of nowadays r perhaps ignorant of this that when they lose this liquid...

Unless you're a woman... So girls, feel free to give your "love button" a press whenever you feel like it. Because by this guy's logic, you don't waste any semen so it's A-OK for you!

2/2/2009 2:20:48 PM
#878442
El Guapo

Navelgazer beat me to it!

Sincerely,
Buck Turgidson

@Aksel...people who cut themselves are generally coping with a tremendous amount of psychological pain or attempting to commit suicide...only in the latter is the loss of blood a very immediate problem. Have you ever heard of anyone committing suicide by masturbation? Do you have any idea how long that would take?

2/2/2009 2:58:28 PM
#878446
El Guapo

Also "wastage" may be the most ironic word ever.

2/2/2009 3:00:23 PM
#878460
Mr. Creazil

Since semen can only survive a couple months inside the body, it seems we were meant to lose it.

2/2/2009 3:14:35 PM
#878493
Punches Pilot

Btw. I'm not a Christian.

No - you're just an idiot.

Moderate masturbation has no negative side-effects, unless one counts an overabundance of sock-related laundry. Positive benefits include stress relief and exercise for the prostate. (Women's masturbation doesn't even come with the necessity for doing an extra load - heh - of laundry.)

Self-harm, on the other hand, introduces potentially dangerous bacteria to the bloodstream no matter how rarely the cutting occurs. A cutter could nick an artery. The practice also leaves scars.

Death by simple masturbation is pretty much unheard of. Death by cutting, on the other hand...

So yeah, you fail. Epically.

2/2/2009 3:38:44 PM
#880599
Canadiest

"My words but a whisper -- your deafness a SHOUT.
I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
Your sperm's in the gutter -- your love's in the sink."

2/4/2009 1:29:39 AM
#880659
Aksel

<i>"Moderate masturbation has no negative side-effects, unless one counts an overabundance of sock-related laundry. Positive benefits include stress relief and exercise for the prostate. (Women's masturbation doesn't even come with the necessity for doing an extra load - heh - of laundry.)

Self-harm, on the other hand, introduces potentially dangerous bacteria to the bloodstream no matter how rarely the cutting occurs. A cutter could nick an artery. The practice also leaves scars.

Death by simple masturbation is pretty much unheard of. Death by cutting, on the other hand..."</i>

We weren't talking about female masturbation so I'll disregard that comment.

A person cutting themselves would not do fatal damage unless they tried really hard... In fact it is so hard to kill yourself with a knife that many suicidal women in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pak and India (those are lands a certain religion has really fucked up) prefer to set themselves on fire.

I'm speaking as someone who has personally observed this "cutting" phenomena. It hardly ever leads to serious harm. Your point about bacteria is equally facetious (unless perhaps they use a rusty or dirty knife, which they won't unless they're genuinely trying to harm themselves as I said) I mean, a man masturbating could rub himself raw and thereby open a far greater area of skin to infection than a little cut.

And yes I know most people who cut themselves use disinfectant and bandages - it's not about causing genuine damage.

So if you think masturbation is OK you must feel the same way about cutting.

Cheers

2/4/2009 2:45:00 AM
#880661
Aksel

<i>"Aksel...people who cut themselves are generally coping with a tremendous amount of psychological pain" </i>

@El Guapo

Don't you think the same could be said of masturbation?

It is done under similar circumstances.


2/4/2009 2:47:12 AM
#880688
Punches Pilot

A person cutting themselves would not do fatal damage unless they tried really hard... In fact it is so hard to kill yourself with a knife that many suicidal women in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pak and India (those are lands a certain religion has really fucked up) prefer to set themselves on fire.

Cutting through meat or killing other people with a knife - no problem. But hurting yourself with a knife when you're using it to cut your own flesh? Oh yes, that's, like, totally safer than masturbation - or at least on par.

And an infected cut? Never happens. It's, like, totally more likely that a chapped penis will become infected than would a knife-wound.

Prove that, or you're full o' shit.

And cheers right back at ya, dipstick.

2/4/2009 3:28:34 AM
#880697
Man Called True

@Aksel: Rubbing yourself raw just means the skin gets a little tender. If you're rubbing yourself to the point you're bleeding, you have much greater problems than overmasturbation.

And as for people jerking off due to serious psychological problems... I don't know about you, but crushing trauma has never given me an erection.

As the joke goes, "If you masturbate when you're bored, that's okay. If you masturbate when angry, you may have problems. If you masturbate while crying, seek help."

2/4/2009 3:47:07 AM
#880712
Alethe

@ Navelgazer & El Guapo:

Glad to see I'm not the only one who was reminded of Dr. Strangelove...

2/4/2009 4:26:44 AM
#880843
Aksel

Sorry to be such a troll everyone, feel free to ignore me!

2/4/2009 8:34:55 AM
#880867
Jinx

They're after out precious bodily fluids!

2/4/2009 9:42:40 AM
#917094
JSS

Another religious reich lie.

2/27/2009 10:38:56 PM
#917132
Mitch

It's not very precious, males make heaps continuously! Women don't though (:O shcok horror!)

2/27/2009 11:02:02 PM
#1091854
Amanda Mei

I like to be fucked by dogs and horses! Yay

1/10/2010 9:00:35 PM
#1091951
Swede

The more you spend the more will be made. I thought these inane "you get dull if you masturbate"-ideas were refuted long before I was born.

Oh, and semen does not come out when I masturbate, as I am female. In other words, I can do it as much as I want, according to your stupid theory.

Why do you start out with clearly articulated words, and end up in teen-speech, sms-language? Did you masturbate inbetween, or what? :P

1/11/2010 2:16:33 AM
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