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Semen is what comes out when you masturbate. Or, semen is the most precious liquid that exists in a human body. If you go on wasting this liquid just to satisfy your sexual desire, you become a dull person and end up in hating yourself. This unnecessary wastage of the semen has a negative impact on ur nervous system and your memory. You develop loads of negativity in you and, in turn, you project all these negative emotions onto others. The youths of nowadays r perhaps ignorant of this that when they lose this liquid, they experience total or partial memory loss in exams, leading 2 failure. So, guys, u got it now.....did u???

World Vision, Yahoo Answers 57 Comments [1/31/2008 1:32:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Michael
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kjdamrau

I've got a doctorate degree and a happy marriage. Imagine how smart and happy I would be if I hadn't spent all that time wasting that most precious liquid as a teenager.

But seriously, folks, do the fundies just fart on the keyboard and hit "send" no matter what shows up on the screen?

8/26/2010 8:00:56 PM

Justanotheratheist

Semen regenerates pretty quickly, so it is hardly more precious than, say, blood. You can wank three times a day (lucky you, you young fellas!) and it won't kill you, but slit your wrists just once and see what happens....

Furthermore, approximately half of the human race survives without semen - but not even Wonderwoman will last long without the red stuff.

So, another fundie fail. Mind you, I wish I'd known when I was at school that I could use "sorry, I had a good wank last night" as an excuse for failing an exam. That would have gone down a storm especially with my French and Biology teachers, who were both rather attractive and nubile young ladies.

8/27/2010 2:11:31 AM

anti-nonsense

what about when girls masturbate? Or is releasing natural vaginal lubricant also evil?

Damn, now I wanna go lie down....

8/27/2010 2:18:41 AM



The system SHOULD be emptied regulary, in order to work ok.

What's the most precious liquid that exists in a human female body?
Or are females less precious because we have no semen?

How does your memory know if the semen is wasted during masturbation or used in reproduction?

8/27/2010 2:47:09 AM

Blaidd Drwg

Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing -- and you don't have to go home in the cold.
But it's lonely.

8/27/2010 3:22:30 AM



I wish I knew how to post links because: You Fail Biology Forever. GOODNIGHT.

7/26/2011 4:03:22 PM

Elia

No, you useless flesh sack, that would be blood. You know, the red stuff that's pumped the heart and spurts out when you're stabbed? The stuff that's so precious that you can actually DIE from losing too much of it?

If anyone ever dies from masturbation, it's probably because their head exploded due to orgasm overdose.

7/26/2011 4:39:36 PM
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