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#395005
... What the fucking fuck?
1/31/2008 12:35:53 AM
#395010
Father Heathen
Bleep blop bloop, Therefore zip zap zup.
1/31/2008 12:39:06 AM
#395018
Septic Sceptic
Uh oh. FSTDT seems to have a bug. This post just appeared on my monitor as a random, meaningless jumble of words. The folks running the site had best-
Oh wait, it's meant to read like that.
I'm frightened now.
1/31/2008 12:42:52 AM
#395019
TerriblyAmused
No...
way...
Poe, please?
1/31/2008 12:43:09 AM
#395028
TheReligiousCommie
Definitely a poe! There is no way a human capable of processing thoughts could think this.
1/31/2008 12:51:51 AM
#395037
Ken1971
I'm sorry, could someone tell me what language this post is written in. It LOOKS like English but I couldn't follow most of it.
Much obliged
1/31/2008 1:01:13 AM
#395042
Jake Steel
would you like a pair of pants with your word salad?
1/31/2008 1:08:33 AM
#395053
Caustic Gnostic
LOL WUT fruit, please.
1/31/2008 1:20:46 AM
#395076
tracer
So, your basic argument is, "Young Earth Creationism must be true, because if it isn't then Christianity has it all wrong."
"Truth or Consequences" isn't just the name of a game show, you know.
1/31/2008 1:47:31 AM
#395080
Professor M
It's a simple argument really...
A) If you're right, then I'm not right.
B) I'm right.
C) Therefore, you're wrong.
1/31/2008 1:52:29 AM
#395081
big baby jesus
from wikipedia
Soteriology is the study of salvation. The word comes from two Greek terms: soter, meaning "savior," and logos, meaning "word", "reason", or "principle". Many religions give emphasis to salvation of one form or another, and as such have their own soteriologies. Some soteriologies are primarily concerned with relationships to, or unity with, gods; others more strongly emphasize cultivation of knowledge or virtue. Soteriologies also differ in what sort of salvation they promise.
and i thought regular old theology was bullshit
1/31/2008 1:58:29 AM
#395089
szena
Wait a minute - Dinosaurs and dogs must have lived at the same time because if they didn't my belief system is not true?
1/31/2008 2:22:41 AM
#395091
antichrist
Whaa????
So because I sleep at night, my car is red?
Even if there was a god, this logic just blows up completely.
1/31/2008 2:26:29 AM
#395100
Uh, in SaltyDog world a+b=argentina!
1/31/2008 2:43:43 AM
#395103
Tempus
He's speaking some sort of...words.
I'll run them through the translator:
EASY: TEH ZOOLOGICAL, HISTORICAL, AN SOTERIOLOGICAL IMPLICASHUNS OV TEH BIBLICAL REVELASHUN. IN SHORT, IF DINOSAURS AN DAWGS DIDN’T LIV AT TEH SAME TIEM, I WUD STILL BE IN MAH SINS. BUT I R NOT IN MAH SINS, SO THEREFORE DINOSAURS AN DAWGS MUST HAS LIVD AT TEH SAME TIEM.
It still doesn't make any actual sense, but I think it's better now.
1/31/2008 2:47:14 AM
#395124
Moondog
I've taken care of my parents' cats, and they are capable of more intelligent, rational thought than ASaltyDog. I'm personally insulted to have a similar username! I hope they don't see his post, or they'll think, "We're really the more advanced species here. This shows why it was so easy to enslave H. Sapiens."
1/31/2008 3:22:39 AM
#395177
anti-nonsense
You phail at logic 101.
1/31/2008 5:24:01 AM
#395193
GoFast
I just checked the thread (it made my head spin), and Holy Fuck if this is NOT POE!!
Now I understand who is buying those laughably quack foot detox pads advertized on TV.
As to people like this, I feel like John Galt. I am sick of them living life to an incredibly high standard of living thanks to science whilst tearing down the very scientists and scientific knowledge that provides said standards.
1/31/2008 6:19:35 AM
#395205
Mattural Selection
Toss that (word) salad.
1/31/2008 6:45:25 AM
#395239
mentalguru
You FAIL.
At both science and LIFE!
1/31/2008 8:28:28 AM
#395243
Prager
"Prager gets up from his desk and walks aimlessly around the office bumping into things"
1/31/2008 8:51:35 AM
#395246
Quantum Mechanic
"But I am not in my sins,'
liar
1/31/2008 9:21:56 AM
#395280
Mister Spak
"I am not in my sins"
But you are in your stupids.
1/31/2008 12:17:46 PM
#395333
GigaGuess
Prove to me you are not "in your sins."
Hell, define that little gem for me first.
1/31/2008 3:24:41 PM
#395338
Jack Bauer
My mind had run out of boggle.
1/31/2008 3:59:24 PM
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