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SteveG: “Find me one shred of evidence that dinosaurs and dogs lived at the same time.”

ASaltyDog: “Easy: the zoological, historical, and soteriological implications of the biblical revelation. In short, if dinosaurs and dogs didn’t live at the same time, I would still be in my sins. But I am not in my sins, so therefore dinosaurs and dogs must have lived at the same time.”

ASaltyDog, World On the Web 61 Comments [1/30/2008 11:26:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Patashu
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Hasher

Doctor! My brain hurts!

1/31/2008 4:09:43 PM

caitshidhe

Right! And the glass-bottomed boat is on the catwalk!

Do we have a "Non-Sequitur" award? Because we should. And this post would get it.

1/31/2008 4:46:48 PM

Nirjuana


1/31/2008 7:02:21 PM

J-Hay

All I can say to that is: WHAT THE FUCK?

1/31/2008 9:14:09 PM

Illuminatalie

Don't read the rest of that page unless you want to be depressed. People like that are what I would call dangerously insane.

1/31/2008 9:38:51 PM

xplicit_UK

You have GOT to be tripping man...

2/1/2008 1:28:48 AM

Old Viking

Oh.

2/1/2008 3:07:34 AM

Amanda

Um, what?
By the same logic I could say if dinosaurs and dogs didn't live together, the sky would be permanently red. By the way, you don't have any sins? I highly doubt that. Even Jesus had sins.

2/1/2008 3:45:05 AM

Ambrielle

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*gasp* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

2/1/2008 6:17:31 AM

Paler_Face

ASaltyDog: Putting the mental into fundamentalism.

2/1/2008 10:01:16 AM

NonProphet

Oh, great.
Now my brain's bleeding.

2/1/2008 2:45:44 PM



According to Jesus, we all are sinners except him and Mary. The answer is obvious, I feel.

2/1/2008 8:18:44 PM

jackanapes

A derp derp , a derpy deedly derpy dum !

2/2/2008 6:35:56 AM

Jazzy

I'm in ur sins
Bein' incoherent

2/4/2008 7:08:17 PM



So this person is saying they never sin ever?

2/25/2008 1:30:36 PM

canadiest

Translation; "I got nothing"

2/26/2008 8:50:23 PM

Saika

I think you're into SOMEthing but it might not be 'sin' (can I have some?)

8/9/2008 5:27:54 AM

agentCDE

What.

8/9/2008 5:57:39 AM

ferg

Logic........ you're doing it wrong.

9/1/2008 2:06:40 PM

Michael

I hear the sound of moving goalposts!
Doesn't give SteveG's response - I wonder why? (whistle)
For those who don't know already, soteriology is the branch of Christian theology that deals with salvation as the effect of a divine agency - aka pseudoscience.
Start with the answer you want, then spend 1600 years tailoring bullshit rhetorical questions to fit.

9/1/2008 2:38:07 PM

Michael

Found (part of) SteveG's response..
"...it would be nice if people who want to uphold Biblical Creationism would come up some evidence for Biblical Creationism rather than just trying to poke holes in evolutionary theory. Those efforts are almost always as misinformed as this one here."

9/1/2008 2:41:10 PM

Jo Jo

This makes, no sense.

12/20/2008 4:28:01 AM

Mr. Creazil

"if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

12/20/2008 4:39:59 AM

a mind far far away

Wow...just, wow. There's not much you can say to this level of stupidity.

12/20/2008 6:42:37 AM

philosophia

...that sound you just heard was my brain imploding.

12/21/2008 12:51:26 AM
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