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SteveG: “Find me one shred of evidence that dinosaurs and dogs lived at the same time.”

ASaltyDog: “Easy: the zoological, historical, and soteriological implications of the biblical revelation. In short, if dinosaurs and dogs didn’t live at the same time, I would still be in my sins. But I am not in my sins, so therefore dinosaurs and dogs must have lived at the same time.”

ASaltyDog, World On the Web 61 Comments [1/30/2008 11:26:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Patashu
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Got Mayhem?

This math homework is really hard.
But since i live in my own world, I can just make the answers up and they'll still be right because i'm not in my sins!

2/15/2009 4:04:07 PM

Mr. Creazil

Yahtzee time!

2/15/2009 8:25:49 PM

Erasmus FCD

that ain't no poe, he really believes that bullshit. i quit talking to those morons moons ago. glad to see that thread still lives!

11/25/2010 10:16:43 PM

Neith

Everything that guy says is fucked up.

11/25/2010 11:20:23 PM

Swede

Evidence does not mean what you think it means.
You are not the deciding factor of ancient history, stupid. Many other people are "in their sins", whatever the fuck that means.
"Dr" Hovind, for example; he did not render unto Ceasar.

11/25/2010 11:25:28 PM

WhiteNoise

Wait... "if bible isn't true then I would still be in my sins"?

Crap, It's T*** B**** all over again.

11/26/2010 4:57:42 AM

Crimson Lizard

Congratulations, ASaltyDog, you have lowered the world's collective IQ with that post. I know I feel dumber after reading it. This doesn't even have a nodding acquaintance with logic.

6/26/2012 9:07:50 AM

Filin De Blanc

How exactly do you tell whether someone is still in their sins?

6/26/2012 9:19:18 AM

rubber chicken

You say 'sins' but you mean 'pyjamas'

6/26/2012 9:21:52 AM

Justanothertaheist

If god existed I'd wear a tuxedo in the shower. I don't, therefore...

See how easy that was, moron?

6/26/2012 10:32:56 PM

Renon

Well, someone certainly has a high opinion of themselves.
"I am personally not responsible for my bad actions, so the space-time continuum must exist to suit my needs!"

5/31/2013 11:40:45 PM
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