Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
I vote that gawd said all weekends should be long. Who's with me?
7/19/2007 5:45:46 PM
science can't prove or disprove unfalisfiable hypothesises about the afterlife.
7/19/2007 5:47:25 PM
And when Science goes to Hell, Hell will be terraformed and landscaped, thereby becoming a high-tech paradise. The lake o'fire (TM)will be used for geothermal
generation to power the distilleries, nightclubs, and brothels.
Science can do this! Shit, Science has contributed more toward the betterment of humanity than any stupid god.
7/19/2007 5:59:25 PM
So, you're not worried about science being misapplied, you're worried about it definitively showing you that something you believe is wrong?
Why, again, should I have to respect religious beliefs merely because someone holds them?
7/19/2007 7:10:38 PM
Puck, don't forget the stripper factories and beer volcanoes.
7/19/2007 8:15:57 PM
My attitude torwards religion is very much one of mistrust, contempt and fear. Man has many comforts of knowledge now, such as astrophysics and special relativity, and religion does as much as possible to go LALALALALA. I concede people are dumb and like to handwave that which they cannot understand and therefor fear, but I will not let religion touch education and the minds of the young. If religion wants to brainwash the young with their "God" and "afterlife", then religion can get stuffed.
@Bowen: Those are already there. We just need to build a stripper showroom and a geothermal beer powerplant and refinery. I mean, if the FSM didn't want us to think and invent, he wouldn't have given us brains.
7/19/2007 9:56:22 PM
science has done nothing but violate your cosy little bubble of ignorance from the past. it never stopped your children from dying of common illnesses, it never gave you a car, it never gave you lights to see by, it never gave you a computer on which you can type this...
you're right, emotional! science is a crock! hand me that big book o'myths!
7/19/2007 10:17:17 PM
7/20/2007 1:30:23 AM
So essentially what you're saying is that you know we're right but you don't want it to go any further -- you like having your head in the sand.
Too bad. Science is not terribly concerned with people's comfort levels (except when that's the subject under study) and goes as far down the rabbit hole as it needs to to get the answer. You want to stay on the surface, fine, but don't begrudge others their explorations; it makes you look like a fool.
7/20/2007 1:47:30 AM
Hanging onto that crutch for dear life are we?
9/7/2008 10:29:48 PM
Science makes no such comment.
I would tell you to go to Hell, but apparently you already live in your own private hell.
Faith is not WANTING to know.
9/8/2008 2:50:09 PM
As God is impossible to disprove, you can take a chill pill.
9/8/2008 2:52:30 PM
Honestly, I don't have a problem with this. You are free to be as ignorant as you want to be, just don't try and force ignorance on anyone else.
6/19/2011 9:41:42 AM
> If science says there is no God and no afterlife, then science can go to hell.
Science doesn't say that -- common sense says it.
And you should be glad that it does. It saves you having to give up on heliocentrism and evolution.
6/19/2011 11:52:03 AM
There is no hell, sorry.
And by all means stop using science to post your moronic shit.
5/23/2012 5:45:29 AM
Just remember that science is keeping you from finding out if there is an afterlife a heck of a lot sooner than you otherwise would.
5/23/2012 6:15:51 AM
Haha. If science says there's no hell, well, it can just go there! Neener neener neener <<razzberries>> Harrumph.
@ Puck, Bowen
This puts a little spin on Hank Jr.'s "There's a devil in the bottle", maybe like the worm in the tequila bottle?
And Oh! I do hope there will be breweries; maybe Arrogant Bastard Ale.
5/23/2012 6:34:05 AM
Well here's a better question: what has religion ever done for you beside preventing you from doing the things that you like because it's "sinful"?
2/24/2013 1:43:09 PM