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Quote# 34394

(Discussing radiometric dating)

What's an isotope?

(He looks it up for himself - wow!)

LOL --- okay --- I just checked it out. Here's the 411 on isotope:

"One of two or more atoms having the same atomic number but different mass numbers."

You mean someone messed up and gave the same element different mass numbers, then covered their mistake by calling it an "isotope"?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 81 Comments [2/1/2008 4:21:40 AM]
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#395729
NecroVMX

The stupid...it burns...

2/1/2008 4:26:18 AM

#395730
dethtoll

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID. MY BRAINS ARE FALLING OUT.

2/1/2008 4:27:19 AM

#395731
tehcrzy

So...you look it up

and manage to not read whatever it is you found on a google search?

The ignorance is stunning.

2/1/2008 4:27:51 AM

#395734
Caustic Gnostic

It's a bit early for April Fools, AV. Or did you dedicate this stupidity to Groundhog Day?

Edit:

Happy Imbolc to all, BTW.

2/1/2008 4:33:23 AM

#395737
Ambrielle

You fucking idiot.

2/1/2008 4:38:22 AM

#395740
willyho

er... no... An isotope is when two or more atoms which have the same atomic number. Hence same/similar properties, but a different number of neutrons. Which gives a different atomic mass.

Care to read all the information before making claims?

2/1/2008 4:43:12 AM

#395745
2x

"You mean someone messed up and gave the same element different mass numbers, then covered their mistake by calling it an "isotope"?"

Umm, no, God did it, ok?

2/1/2008 5:05:45 AM

#395746
Tempus

Then nuclear weapons and atomic reactors obviously work by evil sorcery. It's all so clear to me now.

2/1/2008 5:06:39 AM

#395747
Euclid

Er, that "someone" would be God. Seriously, if this was anyone other than our AV-worshiping friend, I'd call poe in a nanosecond.

2/1/2008 5:13:25 AM

#395748
Osiris

And we reach a new low.

2/1/2008 5:15:38 AM

#395759
ArmandT

It actually is useful to read past the first line, AV.

2/1/2008 5:27:55 AM

#395764
Papabear

No, Twinkie, the atomic number has to do with the number of protons. Different isotopes come from having different numbers of neutrons.

2/1/2008 5:36:52 AM

#395771
antichrist

swing & a miss

2/1/2008 5:49:52 AM

#395774
plue

Osiris: i totally agree..

2/1/2008 5:52:51 AM

#395780
Robbie

And that someone was your God.

Not so fucking infallible now, eh?

2/1/2008 6:02:24 AM

#395783
Durane

Hahahahahaha, yes! Yes, that's EXACTLY what it means! Heeheehahahahaheehaaheeheehaahaa! *wanders off to a mental institution*

2/1/2008 6:12:45 AM

#395789
Mattural Selection

Someone messed up and forgot to give AV1611VET a brain, then covered it up by giving him an internet connection.

2/1/2008 6:18:52 AM

#395798
Philbert McAdamia

Q;
If two fundies believe basically the same thing, are they isodopes?

2/1/2008 6:32:37 AM

#395804
Reverend Davidius

By brain, Its melting! The stupidity BURNS!

2/1/2008 6:49:11 AM

#395807
cyborgtroy

No, they weigh different amounts... Then called it an "isotope"

2/1/2008 6:51:00 AM

#395808
approximate

Ah, good ol' AV. Not only does he drive the truckload of fail, the retard loads it personally.

2/1/2008 6:53:03 AM

#395815
Mog

OMFSM.

How can anyone have a discussion about something they know so little about? And be so convinced that they're RIGHT?

Sorry. I guess I'm still new here...

2/1/2008 7:06:25 AM

#395818
J-Hay

Oh my fucking god.

2/1/2008 7:11:07 AM

#395822
apYrs

OK
in view of the forum the only person who could have messed up was GOD

2/1/2008 7:13:10 AM

#395825
nintendofreakgcn

AV's comments have, in fact, paralysed nintendofreakgcn through sheer stupidity. This comment is being typed by a monkey that randomly broke into his house. The scary thing is that this comment still displays more intellect than those of AV.

2/1/2008 7:19:41 AM
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