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(Discussing radiometric dating)

What's an isotope?

(He looks it up for himself - wow!)

LOL --- okay --- I just checked it out. Here's the 411 on isotope:

"One of two or more atoms having the same atomic number but different mass numbers."

You mean someone messed up and gave the same element different mass numbers, then covered their mistake by calling it an "isotope"?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 81 Comments [2/1/2008 4:21:40 AM]
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NecroVMX

The stupid...it burns...

2/1/2008 4:26:18 AM

dethtoll

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID. MY BRAINS ARE FALLING OUT.

2/1/2008 4:27:19 AM

tehcrzy

So...you look it up

and manage to not read whatever it is you found on a google search?

The ignorance is stunning.

2/1/2008 4:27:51 AM

Caustic Gnostic

It's a bit early for April Fools, AV. Or did you dedicate this stupidity to Groundhog Day?

Edit:

Happy Imbolc to all, BTW.

2/1/2008 4:33:23 AM

Ambrielle

You fucking idiot.

2/1/2008 4:38:22 AM

willyho

er... no... An isotope is when two or more atoms which have the same atomic number. Hence same/similar properties, but a different number of neutrons. Which gives a different atomic mass.

Care to read all the information before making claims?

2/1/2008 4:43:12 AM

2x

"You mean someone messed up and gave the same element different mass numbers, then covered their mistake by calling it an "isotope"?"

Umm, no, God did it, ok?

2/1/2008 5:05:45 AM

Tempus

Then nuclear weapons and atomic reactors obviously work by evil sorcery. It's all so clear to me now.

2/1/2008 5:06:39 AM

Euclid

Er, that "someone" would be God. Seriously, if this was anyone other than our AV-worshiping friend, I'd call poe in a nanosecond.

2/1/2008 5:13:25 AM

Osiris

And we reach a new low.

2/1/2008 5:15:38 AM

ArmandT

It actually is useful to read past the first line, AV.

2/1/2008 5:27:55 AM

Papabear

No, Twinkie, the atomic number has to do with the number of protons. Different isotopes come from having different numbers of neutrons.

2/1/2008 5:36:52 AM

antichrist

swing & a miss

2/1/2008 5:49:52 AM

plue

Osiris: i totally agree..

2/1/2008 5:52:51 AM

Robbie

And that someone was your God.

Not so fucking infallible now, eh?

2/1/2008 6:02:24 AM

Durane

Hahahahahaha, yes! Yes, that's EXACTLY what it means! Heeheehahahahaheehaaheeheehaahaa! *wanders off to a mental institution*

2/1/2008 6:12:45 AM

Mattural Selection

Someone messed up and forgot to give AV1611VET a brain, then covered it up by giving him an internet connection.

2/1/2008 6:18:52 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Q;
If two fundies believe basically the same thing, are they isodopes?

2/1/2008 6:32:37 AM

Reverend Davidius

By brain, Its melting! The stupidity BURNS!

2/1/2008 6:49:11 AM

cyborgtroy

No, they weigh different amounts... Then called it an "isotope"

2/1/2008 6:51:00 AM

approximate

Ah, good ol' AV. Not only does he drive the truckload of fail, the retard loads it personally.

2/1/2008 6:53:03 AM

Mog

OMFSM.

How can anyone have a discussion about something they know so little about? And be so convinced that they're RIGHT?

Sorry. I guess I'm still new here...

2/1/2008 7:06:25 AM

J-Hay

Oh my fucking god.

2/1/2008 7:11:07 AM

apYrs

OK
in view of the forum the only person who could have messed up was GOD

2/1/2008 7:13:10 AM

nintendofreakgcn

AV's comments have, in fact, paralysed nintendofreakgcn through sheer stupidity. This comment is being typed by a monkey that randomly broke into his house. The scary thing is that this comment still displays more intellect than those of AV.

2/1/2008 7:19:41 AM
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