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Quote# 34394

(Discussing radiometric dating)

What's an isotope?

(He looks it up for himself - wow!)

LOL --- okay --- I just checked it out. Here's the 411 on isotope:

"One of two or more atoms having the same atomic number but different mass numbers."

You mean someone messed up and gave the same element different mass numbers, then covered their mistake by calling it an "isotope"?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 81 Comments [2/1/2008 4:21:40 AM]
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#396006
Nirjuana

Should we make own private place for AV1611VET's quotes? He has sooo many of them :D

Btw. you really should buy some "Basic physics for dummies"-book or something.

2/1/2008 3:41:48 PM
#396012
John

AV seems to be saying that there are no such things as isotopes - scientists just screwed up in "assigning" mass numbers to elements. So I guess according to AV, it's impossible for Iran to "enrich" uranium by separating the mass-number 235 uranium from the mass-number 238 uranium.

2/1/2008 3:50:31 PM
#396026
Truthuser

Woah, he's already really confused about this older atomic model, better not tell him about string theory.

2/1/2008 4:06:44 PM
#396044
Arne

Interesting to see how AV immediately assumes someone messed up instead of him not understanding the concept of atomic numbers... If he's not a troll that is, I'm voting for troll - he's far to intelligent to be this stupid

2/1/2008 5:02:47 PM
#396054
anti-nonsense

Good job for looking it up, maybe you should look more carefully next time.

2/1/2008 5:21:53 PM
#396063
Darth Rader

Tomorrow morning, AV1611Vet will pull his head out of his ass as he does once a year on Feb 2. If he sees his shadow, that means 365 more days of stupid for him. My guess is that he will see his shadow once again tomorrow......

2/1/2008 5:30:50 PM
#396089
Arianna

When conspiracy theories meet Christian fundamentalists...

2/1/2008 6:43:47 PM
#396090
HeathenAngel

I find it difficult to fathom that someone THIS stupid can even breathe without being reminded to do so.

2/1/2008 6:46:46 PM
#396093
Jezebel's Evil Sister

What's an isotope?

Ohh, Ohh! Teacher, pick me. I'm ever so smart, and I know the answer.

Ahem, it's a member of Springfield's beloved baseball team.

I spend a lot of time watching reruns of The Simpson and haven't cracked a history book in 35 years ... but I'm still way smarter than AV1611VET the isodope.

2/1/2008 6:52:31 PM
#396099
David D.G.

Normal Person: "This technical stuff doesn't make sense to me, so I obviously don't know enough about it to comment."

Fundie: "This technical stuff doesn't make sense to me, so everything that these stupid godless scientists are saying is obviously wrong."

And there you have it. AV1611VET starts from the premises that he already knows everything and that all his knowledge and understanding are incapable of being incorrect or incomplete, so he concludes that his failure to understand something means that there's a flaw in the information, in the person delivering the information, in the philosophy behind the information, in the interpretation of the information, or in anything except his own premises. That force field of ignorance is darn near bulletproof.


~David D.G.

2/1/2008 7:04:14 PM
#396100
www.evolvedrational.com

GODDIDIT!!

Fail.

2/1/2008 7:04:55 PM
#396150


You continue having no idea of the topic, don't you?

2/1/2008 8:46:33 PM
#396160
Old Viking

Once again, AV1611VET rises to the occasion.

2/1/2008 9:10:41 PM
#396163
Tomby Stone

We're the 'arrogant atheists' remember, we're the know it alls. We may not spend ten seconds reading the first line of a wikipedia entry and then think we know more about the subject than people who have devoted their entire lives to studying these things but yeah, we're the arrogant ones.

2/1/2008 9:53:05 PM
#396183
POSW

Note that I'm taking chemistry this year.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (catches breath)

HAHAHAHAHA...

Wow, what a complete idiot.


Darth Vader says "The fail is strong with that one."

2/1/2008 10:58:27 PM
#396185
Blackness

Jesus officially hates you AV1.

2/1/2008 10:58:46 PM
#396195
ssdexecutor

There are very few people who I would not second-guess having typed this while genuinely believing it. AV1611VET is one of those people.

2/1/2008 11:39:22 PM
#396200
ANONR

Since AV1611VET is a fundie it technically is fundie says the darnest thing but there's not too much fundie, maybe CTSTDT... Mostly stupid people say stupid things.

2/1/2008 11:52:10 PM
#396213


Logic dictates this guy is not for real, otherwise....my poor brain.

2/2/2008 12:40:51 AM
#396264
Mike

You failed at chemistry didn't you?!

2/2/2008 2:42:54 AM
#396268
onoma

you are a black hole of failure.

2/2/2008 2:55:03 AM
#396280
solomongrundy

Arne wrote:
I'm voting for troll - he's far to intelligent to be this stupid

I agree, it takes intelligence to pretend to that level of apparent stupidity. We should stop quoting him here: he's just jerking our chain.


2/2/2008 4:32:43 AM
#396285
Darwin's Lil' Girl

No, not that. Something different.

Ironically, this guy's display name looks like a course code from a high school subjects list.

2/2/2008 4:36:37 AM
#396420
RevDG

him understanding science is like us trying to understand how his belief in "embedded history" works

2/2/2008 10:10:42 AM
#396625
Green

R-R-R-RETARD!!!!!!

2/2/2008 5:40:06 PM
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