So you believe in Christ but in not Christianity? Thats odd
2/2/2008 10:46:50 AM
You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
2/2/2008 11:20:09 AM
Not this load of shit again.
2/2/2008 11:24:51 AM
Yeah, we know. Personal relationship with Jesus. Whatever you say. Just get raptured already, mmkay?
2/2/2008 12:03:35 PM
Sometime in AD 30?
Yeah, I guess you weren't interested in much.
It's a shame that since that time you still haven't learnt to care about things like truth, logic, reason, or the meaning of words.
2/2/2008 12:05:44 PM
I see, so you understand neither your religion nor modern English.
2/2/2008 12:21:15 PM
Giant invisible man? Check.
List of things you can't do? Check.
Big book of fairy tales? Check.
You have a religion.
2/2/2008 12:48:12 PM
"Evolution and Atheism Are Religions, but Christianity Isn't," part CXCVIII.
2/2/2008 1:26:25 PM
I think you never bothered to find out what religion means.
2/2/2008 1:56:44 PM
I'm with you. I'm not the least bit interested in your religion, either. So shut up about how your religion isn't really a religion; you stole that from the Scientologists.
2/2/2008 2:14:39 PM
You're teetering on the edge of word salad, Homunculus.
2/2/2008 2:49:23 PM
"So you believe in Christ but in not Christianity? Thats odd"
Not when you think about it - most fundies bleat on an on and on about Jeebus, but do you ever see them actually following the guy's teachings?
2/2/2008 3:05:47 PM
2/2/2008 3:06:28 PM
Nope, don't have a religious text, don't have a religious fervor.
Religion: the service and worship of God or the supernatural
So you don't serve god. Oh that's right, when you have a 'personal relationship' with Jesus, he serves you. Like an invisible magic genie that grants wishes only if you pray hard enough.
2/2/2008 4:58:06 PM
"Christ is good. It's the Christians I can't stand."
Is that what you're trying to say?
2/2/2008 5:10:03 PM
CG's got the magic fundie decoder ring!
2/2/2008 5:45:15 PM
So you don't serve or worship a supernatural entity?
2/2/2008 5:53:45 PM
What exactly did you want to say?
2/2/2008 5:55:32 PM
You're still deluded, dumbass.
2/2/2008 6:47:22 PM
Why are you fundies so damn willing to commit yourself to a lord ? Why are you guys so fascinated by the idea of being dominated by an all powerful sky demon ? Why ??? Have you learned NOTHING from the middle ages ?
Okay, quick recap on the history.
Ancient Rome and Greece were highly developed civilizations with highly structured societies and technologies, such as aqueducts, which they suddenly forgot how to make once Christianity came along, which ironically marked the beginning of the feudal ages.
They also forgot how to combat the plague, which is probably why so many people died in Europe at that time. All of a sudden all of Europe was dumbstruck when Christianity was introduced.
2/2/2008 8:03:25 PM
For a Fundy this is deep, brilliant and original.
2/2/2008 8:37:02 PM
I want whatever this guy's smoking. seriously, this guy is as high as a kite.
2/2/2008 9:31:42 PM
since you all are so dead set in defining Christianity as something other than a religion I'm going to have to petition for it's status to be changed to a cult according to the government of the United States of America. Once that happens you can freely say it's not a religion and Christianity can finally do some good by contributing to the economy by paying taxes.
2/2/2008 9:51:00 PM
you are a wearisome, tiring little fart. Why don't you just die of your own stink!?
2/2/2008 9:58:11 PM
Good, tax Christian churches and solve Bush's fucked up economy. I like this idea.
2/3/2008 2:11:12 AM