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I think this type of sex is proabably immoral conduct for everyone. I'm speaking of both anal and oral sex which we know to be grossly immoral conduct for fornicators both gay and hetero.

Even in a male/female marriage I believe it can become sin when it becomes the end to the means, meaning it is more than just a prelude to intercourse in a marriage.

That is what some pastors have said, and I believe they are right. Sex can become witchcraft and idolatry in a male/female marriage.

Mercyburst, Christian Forums 66 Comments [2/3/2008 12:15:02 AM]
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BoxerShorts

Right, because sexual acts among consenting adults hurt... who, exactly?

Oh, that's right, no one.

2/3/2008 12:26:54 AM

John

Where in the Bible does it forbid anal and oral sex? The only guy who gets condemned is Onan. He "pulled out" early while screwing his deceased brother's wife (coitus interruptus) and refused to impregnate her. So he failed to fulfill his Biblical obligation to continue his brother's blood line - a serious matter to bronze age Arab goat herders obsessed with tribal bloodlines.

2/3/2008 12:29:52 AM

Slave to Armok:God of blood

Wait. WITCHCRAFT?

FAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

2/3/2008 12:31:43 AM

FMG

Well baby, when you are with the FMG, sex is pretty much magic.

2/3/2008 12:39:35 AM

perv

Woooo! Sex magic. Awesome!

2/3/2008 12:39:49 AM

SSJPunk

I just stick this in here... and... now we can fly and shoot fireballs.

2/3/2008 12:44:45 AM

Shell

Oh, shut up, n00b.

2/3/2008 12:59:57 AM

Osiris

@John: No where. Pastors have just been condemning sex acts for centuries so they can shame people.

2/3/2008 1:05:59 AM

Mister Spak

Are these the same pastors who said Star Trek is satanic?
Your pastors are full of shit.

2/3/2008 1:07:16 AM

DW

This person is prob still a virgin so knows fuck all on how good sex of any kind is

2/3/2008 1:21:02 AM

Mr. Tambourine Man

So would an issue of Playboy be like a holy book, then? I mean, if it's idolatry...

2/3/2008 1:24:39 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You miss those pastors, don't you?

2/3/2008 1:26:42 AM



@BoxerShorts: Whom. 'Right, because sexual acts among consenting adults hurt... whom, exactly?'

2/3/2008 1:33:30 AM

Mike

Sex is witchcraft now? WTF?

2/3/2008 1:34:52 AM

RoyToy

Hummer Nazi says, "No hummer for you!!"

2/3/2008 1:52:04 AM

Amanda

For crying out loud, mind your own business. What two consenting adults do in their marriage is not your business...wait a minute. Witchcraft? Idolatry? Are you a crackhead?

2/3/2008 1:55:33 AM

aqualung

right, because we shouldn't ever be attracted to our romantic partners. 9_9

2/3/2008 2:25:42 AM

approximate

Somebody needs a blowjob...immediately.

2/3/2008 2:31:19 AM

Reverend Davidius

"Sex can become witchcraft and idolatry in a male/female marriage."

but its just flat out sin in a same sex unioin, right?

sex= idolatry? - [chants] praise the phallus

sex= witchcraft - fuck that, too busy with the hips to get busy with the finger wigglin, unless you're gettin busy with the finger wigglin, and you can't chant worth a damn when you're breathing so heavy


2/3/2008 2:35:37 AM

Ex-Fundie

Mercyburst reminds us once again that fundie is fun + die.

2/3/2008 2:36:30 AM

cyborgtroy

Vaginal before anal, sinful.
Anal before Vaginal, you're in the clear.

2/3/2008 2:48:11 AM

cool cats

In other words sex is not allowed to be fun. Congratulations Mercyburst! You've just became a stereotypical fundie!

2/3/2008 3:00:32 AM

www.evolvedrational.com

The Bible does not say anything about forbidding anal and oral sex. Have you read the Book of Songs, dipshit?

Go fuck yourself, foolish prude. You won't be getting any blowjobs anytime soon.

2/3/2008 3:21:45 AM

onoma

oral sex is the kindest thing you can do for your neighbor.

2/3/2008 3:55:22 AM

Nny

So sex after marriage is evil?

2/3/2008 4:38:50 AM
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