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#396967
BoxerShorts
Right, because sexual acts among consenting adults hurt... who, exactly?
Oh, that's right, no one.
2/3/2008 12:26:54 AM
#396968
John
Where in the Bible does it forbid anal and oral sex? The only guy who gets condemned is Onan. He "pulled out" early while screwing his deceased brother's wife (coitus interruptus) and refused to impregnate her. So he failed to fulfill his Biblical obligation to continue his brother's blood line - a serious matter to bronze age Arab goat herders obsessed with tribal bloodlines.
2/3/2008 12:29:52 AM
#396970
Slave to Armok:God of blood
Wait. WITCHCRAFT?
FAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
2/3/2008 12:31:43 AM
#396972
FMG
Well baby, when you are with the FMG, sex is pretty much magic.
2/3/2008 12:39:35 AM
#396973
perv
Woooo! Sex magic. Awesome!
2/3/2008 12:39:49 AM
#396976
SSJPunk
I just stick this in here... and... now we can fly and shoot fireballs.
2/3/2008 12:44:45 AM
#396988
Shell
Oh, shut up, n00b.
2/3/2008 12:59:57 AM
#396993
Osiris
@John: No where. Pastors have just been condemning sex acts for centuries so they can shame people.
2/3/2008 1:05:59 AM
#396995
Mister Spak
Are these the same pastors who said Star Trek is satanic?
Your pastors are full of shit.
2/3/2008 1:07:16 AM
#397005
DW
This person is prob still a virgin so knows fuck all on how good sex of any kind is
2/3/2008 1:21:02 AM
#397007
Mr. Tambourine Man
So would an issue of Playboy be like a holy book, then? I mean, if it's idolatry...
2/3/2008 1:24:39 AM
#397009
Quantum Mechanic
You miss those pastors, don't you?
2/3/2008 1:26:42 AM
#397018
@BoxerShorts: Whom. 'Right, because sexual acts among consenting adults hurt... whom, exactly?'
2/3/2008 1:33:30 AM
#397020
Mike
Sex is witchcraft now? WTF?
2/3/2008 1:34:52 AM
#397035
RoyToy
Hummer Nazi says, "No hummer for you!!"
2/3/2008 1:52:04 AM
#397040
Amanda
For crying out loud, mind your own business. What two consenting adults do in their marriage is not your business...wait a minute. Witchcraft? Idolatry? Are you a crackhead?
2/3/2008 1:55:33 AM
#397069
aqualung
right, because we shouldn't ever be attracted to our romantic partners. 9_9
2/3/2008 2:25:42 AM
#397073
approximate
Somebody needs a blowjob...immediately.
2/3/2008 2:31:19 AM
#397076
Reverend Davidius
"Sex can become witchcraft and idolatry in a male/female marriage."
but its just flat out sin in a same sex unioin, right?
sex= idolatry? - [chants] praise the phallus
sex= witchcraft - fuck that, too busy with the hips to get busy with the finger wigglin, unless you're gettin busy with the finger wigglin, and you can't chant worth a damn when you're breathing so heavy
2/3/2008 2:35:37 AM
#397078
Ex-Fundie
Mercyburst reminds us once again that fundie is fun + die.
2/3/2008 2:36:30 AM
#397087
cyborgtroy
Vaginal before anal, sinful.
Anal before Vaginal, you're in the clear.
2/3/2008 2:48:11 AM
#397093
cool cats
In other words sex is not allowed to be fun. Congratulations Mercyburst! You've just became a stereotypical fundie!
2/3/2008 3:00:32 AM
#397114
www.evolvedrational.com
The Bible does not say anything about forbidding anal and oral sex. Have you read the Book of Songs, dipshit?
Go fuck yourself, foolish prude. You won't be getting any blowjobs anytime soon.
2/3/2008 3:21:45 AM
#397147
onoma
oral sex is the kindest thing you can do for your neighbor.
2/3/2008 3:55:22 AM
#397174
Nny
So sex after marriage is evil?
2/3/2008 4:38:50 AM
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