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Right, because sexual acts among consenting adults hurt... who, exactly?
Oh, that's right, no one.
2/3/2008 12:26:54 AM
Where in the Bible does it forbid anal and oral sex? The only guy who gets condemned is Onan. He "pulled out" early while screwing his deceased brother's wife (coitus interruptus) and refused to impregnate her. So he failed to fulfill his Biblical obligation to continue his brother's blood line - a serious matter to bronze age Arab goat herders obsessed with tribal bloodlines.
2/3/2008 12:29:52 AM
Slave to Armok:God of blood
2/3/2008 12:31:43 AM
Well baby, when you are with the FMG, sex is pretty much magic.
2/3/2008 12:39:35 AM
Woooo! Sex magic. Awesome!
2/3/2008 12:39:49 AM
I just stick this in here... and... now we can fly and shoot fireballs.
2/3/2008 12:44:45 AM
Oh, shut up, n00b.
2/3/2008 12:59:57 AM
@John: No where. Pastors have just been condemning sex acts for centuries so they can shame people.
2/3/2008 1:05:59 AM
Are these the same pastors who said Star Trek is satanic?
Your pastors are full of shit.
2/3/2008 1:07:16 AM
This person is prob still a virgin so knows fuck all on how good sex of any kind is
2/3/2008 1:21:02 AM
Mr. Tambourine Man
So would an issue of Playboy be like a holy book, then? I mean, if it's idolatry...
2/3/2008 1:24:39 AM
You miss those pastors, don't you?
2/3/2008 1:26:42 AM
@BoxerShorts: Whom. 'Right, because sexual acts among consenting adults hurt... whom, exactly?'
2/3/2008 1:33:30 AM
Sex is witchcraft now? WTF?
2/3/2008 1:34:52 AM
Hummer Nazi says, "No hummer for you!!"
2/3/2008 1:52:04 AM
For crying out loud, mind your own business. What two consenting adults do in their marriage is not your business...wait a minute. Witchcraft? Idolatry? Are you a crackhead?
2/3/2008 1:55:33 AM
right, because we shouldn't ever be attracted to our romantic partners. 9_9
2/3/2008 2:25:42 AM
Somebody needs a blowjob...immediately.
2/3/2008 2:31:19 AM
"Sex can become witchcraft and idolatry in a male/female marriage."
but its just flat out sin in a same sex unioin, right?
sex= idolatry? - [chants] praise the phallus
sex= witchcraft - fuck that, too busy with the hips to get busy with the finger wigglin, unless you're gettin busy with the finger wigglin, and you can't chant worth a damn when you're breathing so heavy
2/3/2008 2:35:37 AM
Mercyburst reminds us once again that fundie is fun + die.
2/3/2008 2:36:30 AM
Vaginal before anal, sinful.
Anal before Vaginal, you're in the clear.
2/3/2008 2:48:11 AM
In other words sex is not allowed to be fun. Congratulations Mercyburst! You've just became a stereotypical fundie!
2/3/2008 3:00:32 AM
The Bible does not say anything about forbidding anal and oral sex. Have you read the Book of Songs, dipshit?
Go fuck yourself, foolish prude. You won't be getting any blowjobs anytime soon.
2/3/2008 3:21:45 AM
oral sex is the kindest thing you can do for your neighbor.
2/3/2008 3:55:22 AM
So sex after marriage is evil?
2/3/2008 4:38:50 AM
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