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"Genesis is so much fun. You get to read how God made the Earth in seven days. But I wonder, like, about the dinosaurs. I don't get it. God made part of the earth on the first day, so maybe that's when the dinosaurs lived ..."

Serena Williams quoted during the Australian Open:, FDST 62 Comments [2/3/2008 11:15:59 PM]
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#397762
Ozymandias

*head-desk*

2/3/2008 11:18:04 PM

#397765
toothache

Honey, it was written by Bronze Age goat herders. Any meaning in the Genesis story is purely allegorical.

@ Ozymandias: My thoughts exactly.

2/3/2008 11:19:49 PM

#397767
TerriblyAmused


To paraphrase the Dixie Chicks, "Shut up and play."

2/3/2008 11:21:47 PM

#397769
Happymealungen

Stick to tennis love.

2/3/2008 11:23:29 PM

#397786
Old Viking

Fun? De gustibus non disputandum est.

2/3/2008 11:43:27 PM

#397790
DW

Only Genesis that I know that is any fun was the Sega Genesis!

2/3/2008 11:51:33 PM

#397798
Doctor Whom

There are other creation myths that are a lot more fun, like the one in which a lonely deity masturbated the world into existence, and are every bit as true as Genesis (i.e., not at all). Also, the priests of some other religions covered their tracks better and didn't include two mutually contradictory stories back to back.

2/4/2008 12:00:53 AM

#397800
Detrs

Yet athletes are role=models to some people...

2/4/2008 12:04:29 AM

#397808
ArmandT

Regardless of who it is, this is just fundie with a side order of ditziness.

2/4/2008 12:10:43 AM

#397820
Papabear

She's absolutely right! She doesn't get it.

2/4/2008 12:29:43 AM

#397821
Orion

Fuck! This is why people who have no idea what they're talking about, SHOULDN'T TALK!

Shut up and just play tennis until you learn some science. THEN we'll listen to you.

2/4/2008 12:30:06 AM

#397822
aqualung

*facepalm*

2/4/2008 12:33:20 AM

#397825
Frank

OUT!

2/4/2008 12:38:24 AM

#397829
Deep Search

Wow. I would've assumed this was said by a seven year old, sorry to say.

2/4/2008 12:43:06 AM

#397830
Urh

More proof that sports stars are, for the most part, certifiable dumbasses (not that we lacked proof already).

2/4/2008 12:45:12 AM

#397833
www.evolvedrational.com

Play tennis. STFU about science.

2/4/2008 12:47:17 AM

#397840
Mike

Play tennis, STFU about evolution.

2/4/2008 12:53:43 AM

#397853
Eric

Play tennis, STFU

2/4/2008 1:20:38 AM

#397858
Reverend Davidius

"If you have to ask, you'll never know."

A phrase my friends used on me when I used to ask dumb questions.

2/4/2008 1:25:23 AM

#397869
freako104

You'd do better to play tennis. And study science before you make a claim like that

2/4/2008 1:34:54 AM

#397876
Mattural Selection

"God put those (fossils) here to test our faith."
"I think god put you here to test my faith dude." - Bill Hicks

2/4/2008 1:46:37 AM

#397877
Amanda

Hehe, the dinosaurs got pretty big in one day, didn't they?

2/4/2008 1:46:45 AM

#397903
Ken1971

Reverend Davidius, your friends sound like a bunch of assholes.

2/4/2008 2:12:28 AM

#397908
Red Cat

I'm amazed that no one has yet pointed out that, according to the Wholly Babble, the Big Sky Fairy made the Earth in SIX days.

Serena, stay the fuck out of my country unless you can confine your activities to playing tennis.

2/4/2008 2:14:44 AM

#397912
Beccs

Fuck she's dumb!

2/4/2008 2:19:49 AM
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