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<asdf wrote:im able to think for myself>

Do you ? lol why donot you then tell me why people die? and why donot you tell me then why u r not able to fly? or to do everything? that means you cannot think well. so you need supernatural power (God ) in your life to guide you with good principles.... wake up.

Luv, topix 61 Comments [2/4/2008 7:09:39 PM]
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Submitted By: lumax
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Osiris

Luv you seem like a nice person. It's just that you're so god damned stupid.

2/4/2008 7:11:46 PM

TerriblyAmused

SO CLOSE, DAMN IT.
Seriously. I was totally with him until the last sentence.

2/4/2008 7:12:21 PM

somegie

Is this some twisted reinterpretation of "I think therefore I am?"

At least this one's willing to admit they can't think for them self. But they had to go the step further and prove it.

Here's a tip for you buddy, next time you're praying, and those words form in your head, it's not your god talking to you, it's called a thought.

2/4/2008 7:19:14 PM

Cymro

People die due to failure of the major organs.
People cannot fly as they have no means of propulsion.
People who try to fly, generally die, but people who try to die, most of the time won't fly.

EDIT: Read luv's comments on the next pages. It seem to go along the lines of:

1) You can't use your brain to counteract gravity
2) Therefore you can't think for yourself
3) Therefore, God exists

Wait, what?

2/4/2008 7:21:18 PM

MiykaelPoly

read this carefully...

and why donot you tell me then why u r not able to fly?

Since when it was given that people could fly? Or that it was a disability not being able to fly? More intresting question, does Luv think he/she can fly?


2/4/2008 7:22:54 PM

NonProphet

...Wait, what!?

2/4/2008 7:29:11 PM

www.evolvedrational.com

WTF?

Epic fail.

2/4/2008 7:31:22 PM

Old Viking

I can see what supernatural power has done for you.

2/4/2008 7:31:37 PM

antichrist

Doesn't the bible say if you 'have enough faith' that God will move mountains (literally) for you.

And we're the ones that are delusional?

And I can fly. I go down to the airline, buy a ticket, get uncomfortably molested, and away I go. -- Isn't Science wonderful?

2/4/2008 7:37:58 PM

Doctor Whom

Ask your God why he couldn't take on iron chariots, count the number of legs on the insects that he had supposedly created, or let his son return on schedule.

2/4/2008 7:45:06 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Why do I keep getting a mental image of Homer Simpson drooling "Hmmmm. Donots."?

2/4/2008 7:45:45 PM

Mister Spak

Luv hasn't got thinking figured out yet.

"and why donot you tell me then why u r not able to fly? "

Because atheists don't accept intelligent falling.

2/4/2008 7:53:46 PM

tracer

And here, I thought my inability to fly was due to the human frame's lack of sufficient lift-producing surfaces.

Turns out it was because I couldn't think well.

2/4/2008 7:54:09 PM

lumax

just some side info - she belongs to CARM site ... not just their boards. On it they give instructions on witnessing via the internet and to specific religions. It's actually quite amusing. here's a link: http://www.carm.org/cut.htm


2/4/2008 8:11:08 PM

approximate

It's 99% English-free and with only half the calories of regular Fundie drivel!

2/4/2008 8:18:47 PM

HeathenAngel

Word salad anyone?

2/4/2008 8:20:45 PM

John

Is Luv suggesting that people with God in their lives can fly and won't die?

2/4/2008 8:25:09 PM

Amanda

The spelling and grammar...it burns! BURNS!

2/4/2008 8:28:14 PM

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2/4/2008 8:28:54 PM

GigaGuess

"lol why donot you then tell me why people die?"
Among other things, free radicals cutting loose in the body cause cellular breakdown, causing the aging process until the body gives out...if I recall correctly, anyways.

"and why donot you tell me then why u r not able to fly?"
Way too heavy, nothing that allows us the ability to glide in a fashion conducive to flight.

"or to do everything?"
Physical and mental restraints. Just because one can think for themselves does not assert omnipotence. Just means that they are willing to take accountability for their actions.

"that means you cannot think well."
I'm still not seeing the correlation between thinking for oneself, and being capable of defying physics and reality as we know it.

"so you need supernatural power (God ) in your life to guide you with good principles...."
Really. That must be why the atheists of the world are out raping and pillaging while good Xians are inside praying for all the evil to stop.

2/4/2008 8:40:37 PM



And do you really think that God will make us fly and tell us something new about the fact that our bodies decay?, WTF?. By the way, following your logic, poor guys in the Middle Ages, they prayed so much but God never showed them how to make a plane and fly.

2/4/2008 8:43:01 PM

Seamus D

This person is utterly clueless! I've been perfectly happy thinking for myself (without an imaginary God) and living by good principles for most of my life. And I only need a little coffee to wake up.

2/4/2008 8:48:40 PM

Nirjuana

So, because I cannot fly or do whatever I want, it means that I can't think for myself and need God for it? Damnation you're stupid

2/4/2008 8:56:00 PM

cui bono

I really "donot" know WTF you are trying to say. I'm lucky I suppose.

2/4/2008 8:58:50 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Luv you seem like a nice person. It's just that you're so god damned stupid.

Seconded. "I love you, man, but sooner or later you're gonna have to come to terms with the fact that you're a goddamn moron!" - The Dude

2/4/2008 9:20:17 PM
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