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This makes no sense. The Bible is the Word of God, it has nothing to do with any religion. Our government was founded on Christianity.

Dee, Christian Forums 55 Comments [2/4/2008 12:13:13 PM]
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Illuminatalie

Nice how the first sentence explains the rest of the paragraph.

2/4/2008 12:23:11 PM

Quantum Mechanic

wrong

2/4/2008 12:25:27 PM

Rufus

Going through sentence by sentence...

"This makes no sense." - correct

"The Bible is the Word of God, it has nothing to do with any religion." - this makes no sense

"Our government was founded on Christianity." - wrong

And it started so well...

2/4/2008 12:29:50 PM

James

Dee scores a critical hit against sense. How can anyone be so monumentally stupid?

2/4/2008 12:43:09 PM

Sideshow Bob

By virtue of it claiming to be a divine text, either correctly or otherwise, it has to do with religion.

Dee scores an Eff.

2/4/2008 12:47:09 PM

Mister Spak

You make no sense. The bible is a bronze age myth, it has nothing to do with anything real. Our government was founded on reality.

Fixed.

2/4/2008 12:52:24 PM

Count Spatula

Dee has some sort of dislexia. "This makes no sense." should have came after the other two sentences.

2/4/2008 12:56:06 PM

Psittacosis

And Christianity is ... what?

2/4/2008 1:23:28 PM

Sultan417

Doublethink

2/4/2008 1:24:15 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Dee is right; this makes no sense at all. Thanks for the warning.

2/4/2008 1:37:01 PM

demodocos

This makes no sense: "The Bible is the Word of God, it has nothing to do with any religion. Our government was founded on Christianity."

Fixed

2/4/2008 1:38:41 PM

JonnyTruant

Ooooh... False, false, and uh... false. She's three for three!

2/4/2008 1:39:33 PM

Florens

I guess to a fundy, a lie repeated often enough becomes the truth.

2/4/2008 1:39:36 PM

Pwnzerfaust

Christianity is a religion, fuckwit. :(

People like this make me hurt inside.

2/4/2008 1:53:28 PM

Mr. Tambourine Man

As the saying goes, Treaty of Tripoli, bitch.

2/4/2008 1:55:23 PM

David B.

This makes no sense either. Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

Hey, this is fun, someone ought to create a website where people can submit their favourite phrases that make no sense whatsoever.

Oh wait, I'm on it.

2/4/2008 2:10:47 PM

NonProphet



Care to try another, Dee?

2/4/2008 2:11:03 PM

lumax

I am speechless. well ... except for .... how can one person be so .... nope really am speechless.

2/4/2008 2:14:20 PM

Nirjuana

Damn, this really don't make any sense! Double fail!

2/4/2008 2:19:51 PM



The Word of God, with capital letters and you claim that it's not a religion. Ok, as I asume that you have no idea what religion is, I asume that you have no idea upon which the government of USA was formed.

2/4/2008 2:19:52 PM

GigaGuess

No, no and no!

TRIFECTA!

2/4/2008 3:11:27 PM

aqualung

FAIL.

2/4/2008 3:15:31 PM

Simon

You seem to have left out some punctuation. Let me fix that for you:

This makes no sense: "The Bible is the Word of God, it has nothing to do with any religion. Our government was founded on Christianity."

2/4/2008 3:32:50 PM

aaa

Stupidity at it's best(?).

2/4/2008 3:38:57 PM

John

The Bible is the Word of a bunch of bronze age Arab goat herders who claimed it's the Word of God. Believing that goat-herders speak for God makes it a religion.

Thousands of people have claimed they were speaking for God. Claiming it's "God's orders" is an age-old technique for getting people to do what you want.

2/4/2008 3:41:45 PM
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