This makes no sense. The Bible is the Word of God, it has nothing to do with any religion. Our government was founded on Christianity.
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Going through sentence by sentence...
"This makes no sense." - correct
"The Bible is the Word of God, it has nothing to do with any religion." - this makes no sense
"Our government was founded on Christianity." - wrong
And it started so well...
This makes no sense either. Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
Hey, this is fun, someone ought to create a website where people can submit their favourite phrases that make no sense whatsoever.
Oh wait, I'm on it.
The Word of God, with capital letters and you claim that it's not a religion. Ok, as I asume that you have no idea what religion is, I asume that you have no idea upon which the government of USA was formed.
You seem to have left out some punctuation. Let me fix that for you:
This makes no sense: "The Bible is the Word of God, it has nothing to do with any religion. Our government was founded on Christianity."
The Bible is the Word of a bunch of bronze age Arab goat herders who claimed it's the Word of God. Believing that goat-herders speak for God makes it a religion.
Thousands of people have claimed they were speaking for God. Claiming it's "God's orders" is an age-old technique for getting people to do what you want.
Not a religion, huh? Okay, then... Since churches are places of *religious* worship, you should stop calling your meeting places churches. Also, since churches (as defined above) are the ones that are supposed to get tax breaks based on the fact that they are religious places, and you've said Christianity isn't a religion, then Christians shouldn't get said tax break since they aren't one.
Care to rethink that so you can continue to line your pockets?
You're missing a colon and some quotation marks. Here, let me help.
This makes no sense: "The Bible is the Word of God, it has nothing to do with any religion. Our government was founded on Christianity."
Fail on all counts.
Stop breeding!
Is it against the law to work on Sundays, worship idols and other gods, disobey your parents or covet thy neighbor's ass? Heck, the American Way of Life is all about coveting thy neighbor's junk, making more money and buying more junk then he has.
What is with you fundies. The US was not founded on Christianity. It won't become the truth just because you keep repeating this falsehood.
Bible = Religion, you twit.
How polite of you to provide a disclaimer in the first sentence of your rant.
'Thanks for the heads up' award, anyone?
"The Bible is the Word of God, it has nothing to do with any religion."
Except being a basis for entire religion, no, it really has nothing to do with religion.
Y'see, Dee, we have this thing called language, which has words, which have meanings....
No, let's starts over and just give you a cookie and send you to bed now.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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