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Yeah, all that damn sciencey stuff that makes theories hard to understand. How dare they? Don't they know fundies have limited intelligence and need to have their theories cut up into bite sized pieces?
2/5/2008 1:50:39 AM
BALD IS NOT A HAIR COLOR. THANK YOU, AND GOODNIGHT.
2/5/2008 1:53:09 AM
oh, don't forget the volumes of PROOF that science has, vs. your one volume that claims to be self-proving
2/5/2008 1:55:27 AM
"Evolution is a religious belief."
And my car is actually a type of large shellfish.
"Science theories are very similar to religous beliefs,"
In the same way that skydiving is like falling asleep.
"except they add in crap like hydrogen, oxygen etc."
And evidence. Something that religion is sorely lacking.
2/5/2008 1:55:55 AM
Hmm, you mean they add in crap like evidence? Wouldn't want that, now would we.
2/5/2008 1:59:32 AM
No. Scientific theories are not like religious beliefs because they are founded on facts not faith. Also they are known to change as the facts change, this is another big difference.
2/5/2008 2:00:29 AM
"Evolution is a religious belief."
No, only fundtards who are incapable of seeing the world thru anything other than religious lens.
"Science theories are very similar to religious beliefs..."
Nope, they are the opposite of religious beliefs.
"....except they add in crap like hydrogen, oxygen etc."
Yes, facts and evidence, to fundies they are like garlic and sunlight.
2/5/2008 2:00:30 AM
Einstein was right, Human stupidity is infinite.
2/5/2008 2:01:00 AM
2/5/2008 2:09:47 AM
So you are constantly breathing in crap? So water is made from crap? Wow, you never know what you'll learn from a fundie!
2/5/2008 2:11:41 AM
Maybe you should lay off that crap 'oxygen' for a while.
What orifice did you pull this from? And would I be correct in presuming you sit on that orifice?
2/5/2008 2:21:37 AM
Mr. Tambourine Man
Yes, let's take a look at the differences between religion and science. Here's the bible's take on the origin of the universe:
"Then God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light. And God saw that the light was good"
"Then God said, "Let there be crap like hydrogen and oxygen"; and there was hydrogen and oxygen. And God saw that the crap was good"
Wait, that's not how it works. Go take a few accredited science classes.
2/5/2008 2:23:31 AM
Evolution is a religious belief
Ye Gods, I'm sick of this stupid idea. If I ever track down the original bright spark who coined this trainwreck of word definition, I'm going to force feed him passages from biology textbooks- both figurativly and literally- until he emails every person on the internets explaining just how monumentally wrong he was.
Sorry, I'm in a slightly sadistic mood tonight.
2/5/2008 2:28:17 AM
Yeah, who needs that damn oxygen. In fact all good Christians should live with plastic bags over their heads to prove that God does not want them to use the evils of oxygen.
2/5/2008 2:51:07 AM
“The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”—Harlan Ellison
2/5/2008 3:15:05 AM
"Don't seys nuttin about these damned "oxyguhn" 'n' "hydrogun" in da BABBLE!"
2/5/2008 3:20:09 AM
Next week he takes his idiot exam.
2/5/2008 3:28:33 AM
Evolution is a religious belief. Science theories are very similar to religous beliefs, except they add in crap like hydrogen, oxygen etc. and valid reproducible results, peer reviewed publications, falsifiable testable theories, revision of ideas when they are shown to be false,
You know, crap like that.
2/5/2008 3:30:13 AM
Man, science is no fun! It has all these hard words in it!
2/5/2008 3:34:25 AM
2/5/2008 3:43:44 AM
hey, fundie here's a horseshitload of evidence? want some?
no thanks, because science is just crap like hydrogen and oxygen
2/5/2008 3:56:31 AM
Also, useless crap like physical evidence.
2/5/2008 4:10:36 AM
Mathematicians are like Freemasons with all their secret writing and symbols and crap.
2/5/2008 4:20:20 AM
"crap like hydrogen, oxygen etc." == Evidence
As in, what Creationism does not have. Whoops!
Oh - and you're talking Chemistry, not Biology (which the study of Evolution is part of). Really, did you just throw what first came to mind out there, or what?
Creationism is a religious belief. Creationist theories are very similar to scientific theories, except they add in crap like willful ignorance, lack of investigation etc.
2/5/2008 4:28:40 AM
I am curious how a fundy has managed to work a computer.
2/5/2008 4:32:20 AM
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