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Honestly, atheists are genetically inferior beings. God has predestined them to their retarded state. I truly believe that Satan will use them as toilet paper in hell. God has given us a sign against atheism. It is their undeniable ugliness that gives them away. 95% of atheists would rate below a 2 on hotornot.com. If this is not proof, then I don't know what is. You are ugly.

themac63, Christian Forums 39 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 16
WTF?! || meh

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If God predestined atheists, why bother even creating them if they're doomed to hell? This is why Christianity is so stupid, backwards logic and black and white morallity that doesn't work in real life.

4/16/2007 9:22:22 PM


Right, we're the retarded ones?

4/16/2007 9:27:24 PM


Why does the Peewee Herman cliche come to mind?

4/16/2007 9:57:41 PM


Ad homeinen is not a valid debate tactic!

4/16/2007 10:44:04 PM


Until they convert to Christianity...then they look like Halle Berry and Gael Garcia Bernal!

4/16/2007 10:49:28 PM


Funny, a fair few of the atheists I know are quite hot...

I think themac63 has self-esteem issues.

4/17/2007 12:19:55 AM

Blue Lithium

Some one couldn't get laid?

4/17/2007 11:27:29 PM

Sideshow Bob

Just about everything that can be wrong with that statement is. Also, if that post wasn't so old, it could easily have won the \"Foot Marksman award\" for hurting his own cause in ways that his opponents couldn't dream of.

5/5/2007 3:51:46 PM

TB Tabby

\"U-G-L-Y, atheists ain't got no alibi!\"


5/5/2007 3:56:52 PM

You speak for yourself, have you ever seen me?

5/5/2007 4:23:26 PM


So the fetish models I drool over are all christian?.... well now you mention it one of them was dressed as a nun!

5/5/2007 5:52:26 PM


God has predestined them to their retarded state.

Then you're defying the will of God every time you preach to an atheist, aren't you?

95% of atheists would rate below a 2 on hotornot.com

This from someone who probably knows one or two atheists.

5/5/2007 8:01:50 PM

The Shrew

Yea, this Ugly girl Hates god so much she keeps a picture of Richard Dawkins on her wall. And just because she'll have her doctorate by the year 2015 dosen't mean she's not retarded.

Satan's toilet paper->

5/5/2007 8:33:40 PM


I don't know, I got an 8. But then again I'm Pagan, but to you that's just as bad.

5/5/2007 10:14:34 PM


I wonder if you realize how much you fail at being a Christian.

5/5/2007 10:25:34 PM

Anna Ghislaine

Why doesn't this have more comments? It's fucking hilarious! :D

5/5/2007 11:14:17 PM


Something tells me the ethereally beautiful Bjork would not change his mind.

His loss. Plus it's no more statistically probative than his failed rant.

I, on the other hand...

PS @ TheShrew: yowzuh

5/6/2007 3:24:26 AM


So those women on those porn sites I go to are christians?

5/6/2007 7:10:08 AM


So suppose my eyes decieve me and my best friend is, in fact, an ugly old hag? I guess you're right, you CAN'T believe what you see. D=

4/16/2008 12:51:00 AM


I am hot enough to set onlookers on fire.

Which, in retrospect, may be why Christians keep calling us the Spawn of Satan. Sorry, guys.

4/16/2008 2:28:27 AM


"I truly believe that Satan will use them as toilet paper in hell."

Oh hey. That's a new one.

Incidentally, I'm averagely handsome if you ignore my ridiculous hair. :(

4/16/2008 2:55:12 AM

Sideshow Bob

Blatant, transparent, tactless troll.

4/16/2008 3:15:57 AM


Speaking of retarded...

Seriously, this is one of the most ridiculous things I've yet read. Did you learn debate on the playground?

4/16/2008 4:14:27 AM


Actually, most christians I've met are not that attractive.

4/16/2008 4:31:34 AM


You're seriously telling me you wouldn't fuck Penn Jillet?

...ok, maybe you got a point in that one instance...

4/16/2008 5:37:39 AM
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