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Honestly, atheists are genetically inferior beings. God has predestined them to their retarded state. I truly believe that Satan will use them as toilet paper in hell. God has given us a sign against atheism. It is their undeniable ugliness that gives them away. 95% of atheists would rate below a 2 on hotornot.com. If this is not proof, then I don't know what is. You are ugly.

themac63, Christian Forums 39 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#211044
Esjeur

If God predestined atheists, why bother even creating them if they're doomed to hell? This is why Christianity is so stupid, backwards logic and black and white morallity that doesn't work in real life.

4/16/2007 9:22:22 PM

#211048
Zidane

Right, we're the retarded ones?

4/16/2007 9:27:24 PM

#211065
Puck

Why does the Peewee Herman cliche come to mind?

4/16/2007 9:57:41 PM

#211078
anti-nonsense

Ad homeinen is not a valid debate tactic!

4/16/2007 10:44:04 PM

#211079
Happycat_

Until they convert to Christianity...then they look like Halle Berry and Gael Garcia Bernal!

4/16/2007 10:49:28 PM

#211118
Fish

Funny, a fair few of the atheists I know are quite hot...

I think themac63 has self-esteem issues.

4/17/2007 12:19:55 AM

#212269
Blue Lithium

Some one couldn't get laid?

4/17/2007 11:27:29 PM

#225498
Sideshow Bob

Just about everything that can be wrong with that statement is. Also, if that post wasn't so old, it could easily have won the \"Foot Marksman award\" for hurting his own cause in ways that his opponents couldn't dream of.

5/5/2007 3:51:46 PM

#225500
TB Tabby

\"U-G-L-Y, atheists ain't got no alibi!\"

Shmuck...

5/5/2007 3:56:52 PM

#225514


You speak for yourself, have you ever seen me?

5/5/2007 4:23:26 PM

#225594
Megan

So the fetish models I drool over are all christian?.... well now you mention it one of them was dressed as a nun!

5/5/2007 5:52:26 PM

#225667
szenah

God has predestined them to their retarded state.


Then you're defying the will of God every time you preach to an atheist, aren't you?


95% of atheists would rate below a 2 on hotornot.com


This from someone who probably knows one or two atheists.

5/5/2007 8:01:50 PM

#225693
The Shrew

Yea, this Ugly girl Hates god so much she keeps a picture of Richard Dawkins on her wall. And just because she'll have her doctorate by the year 2015 dosen't mean she's not retarded.

Satan's toilet paper->

5/5/2007 8:33:40 PM

#225768
Esjeur

I don't know, I got an 8. But then again I'm Pagan, but to you that's just as bad.

5/5/2007 10:14:34 PM

#225777
Tarito

I wonder if you realize how much you fail at being a Christian.

5/5/2007 10:25:34 PM

#225809
Anna Ghislaine

Why doesn't this have more comments? It's fucking hilarious! :D

5/5/2007 11:14:17 PM

#225968
vichycycl

Something tells me the ethereally beautiful Bjork would not change his mind.

His loss. Plus it's no more statistically probative than his failed rant.

I, on the other hand...

PS @ TheShrew: yowzuh

5/6/2007 3:24:26 AM

#226007
BurntBush

So those women on those porn sites I go to are christians?

5/6/2007 7:10:08 AM

#467030
Isi

So suppose my eyes decieve me and my best friend is, in fact, an ugly old hag? I guess you're right, you CAN'T believe what you see. D=

4/16/2008 12:51:00 AM

#467180
Alena

I am hot enough to set onlookers on fire.

Which, in retrospect, may be why Christians keep calling us the Spawn of Satan. Sorry, guys.

4/16/2008 2:28:27 AM

#467209
Riin-thrall

"I truly believe that Satan will use them as toilet paper in hell."

Oh hey. That's a new one.

Incidentally, I'm averagely handsome if you ignore my ridiculous hair. :(

4/16/2008 2:55:12 AM

#467220
Sideshow Bob

Blatant, transparent, tactless troll.

4/16/2008 3:15:57 AM

#467246
DarkfireTaimatsu

Speaking of retarded...

Seriously, this is one of the most ridiculous things I've yet read. Did you learn debate on the playground?

4/16/2008 4:14:27 AM

#467257
Feminazi

Actually, most christians I've met are not that attractive.

4/16/2008 4:31:34 AM

#467319
HypnoToad

You're seriously telling me you wouldn't fuck Penn Jillet?



...ok, maybe you got a point in that one instance...

4/16/2008 5:37:39 AM
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