Honestly, atheists are genetically inferior beings. God has predestined them to their retarded state. I truly believe that Satan will use them as toilet paper in hell. God has given us a sign against atheism. It is their undeniable ugliness that gives them away. 95% of atheists would rate below a 2 on hotornot.com. If this is not proof, then I don't know what is. You are ugly.
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If God predestined atheists, why bother even creating them if they're doomed to hell? This is why Christianity is so stupid, backwards logic and black and white morallity that doesn't work in real life.
Just about everything that can be wrong with that statement is. Also, if that post wasn't so old, it could easily have won the "Foot Marksman award" for hurting his own cause in ways that his opponents couldn't dream of.
God has predestined them to their retarded state. 95% of atheists would rate below a 2 on hotornot.com
This from someone who probably knows one or two atheists.
So suppose my eyes decieve me and my best friend is, in fact, an ugly old hag? I guess you're right, you CAN'T believe what you see. D=
I am hot enough to set onlookers on fire .
Which, in retrospect, may be why Christians keep calling us the Spawn of Satan. Sorry, guys.
"I truly believe that Satan will use them as toilet paper in hell."
Oh hey. That's a new one.
Incidentally, I'm averagely handsome if you ignore my ridiculous hair. :(
You're seriously telling me you wouldn't fuck Penn Jillet?
...ok, maybe you got a point in that one instance...
"Honestly, atheists are genetically inferior beings. God has predestined them to their retarded state."
Actually, studies show a negative correlation between intelligence and religiosity. (Sorry, don't have the link.)
Which explains why so many fundie posts are the most illiterate things on the Internet, why fundies keep erecting the same strawmen, displaying a degree of ignorance of science that would embarrass a rock in the process.
Oh, and while I'm no Tom Cruise I do think ugly is a bit strong.
My, what an eloquent and intelligent argument. I will do my finest to reply in an equally egalitarian manner!
OH YEAH? WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT!
"95% of atheists would rate below a 2 on hotornot.com"
¬_¬ you really aren't trying anymore.
So being superstitious makes you attractive?
Dang, and here I thought these people never came up with anything new.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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