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And how could Muhammed be in the Bible? He wasn't born until 500 years after it was written.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 13 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Adrian

Thank you.

12/15/2006 2:12:25 AM

Janissary

Uh, how could Jesus be in the OT? He wasn't born until 500 years after its canonization.

2/13/2007 10:17:23 AM

I is a lion >:3 Rawr!

and...

2/15/2007 5:33:02 AM

cerebulon

Uh, how could Jesus be in the OT? He wasn't born until 500 years after its canonization.

Jesus was not so much born, as begotten. Not made, but being one with the Father.

2/15/2007 6:54:26 AM

Darwin's Lil Girl

It's been rewritten many times since then. Like when Charles Darwin came out with his theory of natural selection. An entire section of the Bible was rewritten to take his observations into account.
(I'd cite my source, but I returned that book to my school's library last year and I no longer have the essay.)

12/24/2007 1:55:54 AM

Brian X

The same way Isaiah 7:14 refers to the Virgin Mary even though almost everyone (including the Hellenistic Jews, who ought to have known better) mistranslated the word.

12/24/2007 2:00:58 AM



OK

1/22/2008 1:51:15 PM

Leo

Did Magus55 flunked world history?

1/22/2008 4:27:47 PM

Hadouken!

Cerebulon: /"Jesus was not so much born, as begotten. Not made, but being one with the Father./"


So Jesus was not born, but rather begotten? In my reality these words hold the same meaning. Also, if Jesus was one with God all along; why did he turn to the heavens and shouted "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"




12/28/2011 1:21:50 PM

Canadiest

Maybe because he's prophecized to come in the Torah and Old Testaments? Like someone your New Testament Christians claim has always been with your three-in-one God?

I really get the feeling Jesus was created JUST to piss off the others.


12/30/2011 10:11:38 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Mohammad was born in 570, more like 100 years after the new testament was forged.

7/2/2012 8:13:00 AM



How on earth is this fundie?

7/20/2012 1:07:58 PM

Ebon

Well, the Bible was assembled from it's seperate books somewhere around the turn of the fourth century and Muhammed wasn't born until about 570 but otherwise, not bad.

8/28/2012 1:23:35 PM
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