Yes, it does matter. Simply, if you cannot muster the faith to believe Genesis 1:1, you cannot have the faith to believe John 3:16 or Rom 10:13. The Bible is either completely true or completely false.
The myth of evolution is merely another lie concieved by the father of lies to turn people away from the Bible and decieve them.
This is why we absolutley must contend for the entire Word of God - we cannot move on any little part. When we do move, we're allowing the devil to win.
[By the way, when I went to the site, it tried to run some program on my computer. Might be dodgy, might not be, I don't know. But since it's Randy's site, I thought it best to tell it to piss off.]
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Why does everything have to be binary ? Usually I thought reading books made you smarter but this particular one these fundies have been reading seems to have the inverse effect.
If anyone can, maybe convey this message from me to this infamous Randy
"I find it pathetic that you are so easily brainwashed"
Good. Keep it up. I want people there to be at least a few people who are unwilling to budge when confronted with the fact that the bible says that pi is 3, insects have four legs, bats are birds, hares chew their cud, and that the mustard seed is the smallest of all seeds.
It will make fundamentalism all the more unpalatable for those who are willing to think and have their beliefs conform to reality rather than the other way around.
Also, "absolutley?"
Genesis 2:16-17 "And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat. But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die."
and
Genesis 5:5 "And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died."
Yahweh is the first liar and thus "The Father of Lies".
The sky is blue and I had sex with your mother.
Like the bible, the preceding sentence is either completely true or completely false. Or it's partially true and partially false.
"The Bible is either completely true or completely false."
I'll take Completely False for $1000, Alex.
Let me get this straight: The only reason you believe creationism is because if you didn't, you might have to question the rest of the Bible and your whole belief system could come crashing down.
And you guys accuse scientists of having self-serving reasons for believing that life evolves.
I guess by that logic the myths of ancient Greece must be either completely true or completely false. But I've been to Greece, it's a real place just like in the stories...
So I guess the Greek myths are completely true! Well thank Zeus we've got that sorted? Athena grant me the wisdom to recall this lesson in years to come.
That's why you conveniently don't stone people who work on Sabbath, have sex with your wife when she's in her period, see speaking snakes as a daily event, know who Caine's wife was and where she came from, you see guys living 900 years everyday, stop going to church if you have to wear contact lenses.......................
If you go to such extremism and black and white answers, you risk falling into slippery slopes. For example, how do you explain the existence of Caine's wife?, or the existance of speaking snakes?. How do you explain that Abraham could father children being 100 years, when his descendants barely reach that age?. Moreover, how do you reconcile OT with the NT, specially with Jesus's teachings?. Moreover, if you're a Christian, why do you never quote him except out of context or to give an irrelevant verse?. Or worse, why do you quote his disciples, who are human fallible beings, after all?
The Bible is either completely true or completely false.
No. The existence of King Ahab in 1 Kings, for example, is true. It has independent verification. The stuff about the talking snake and magic fruit is nonsense. Plenty of Christians believe John 3:16 and Rom 10:13 without insisting that every word of the Bible is literally true.
In other words, Randy worships the book and ignores the message.
Well done, Randy... you're a Pharisee even among Pharisees.
"The Bible is either completely true or completely false."
And since it it a contradictory book, it is partially false, and thus completely false since it can no longer be completely true.
Thanks for helping.
"The Bible is either completely true or completely false."
Then it's completely FALSE.
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"Or worse, why do you quote his disciples, who are human fallible beings, after all?"
Don't forget. In Fundivision, humans are fallible, flawed, evil beings...unless they say something in the Bible that can be twisted to an end they wish to pursue. Then it was God speaking through them.
Anything to keep from actually, yanno, THINKING, right Randy? Because if we actually THINK about the Babble, we'll realize what a load of self-contradictory ancient bullshit it actually is. And then those little teen-sheep you have won't cling to your every word anymore and might actually start *GASP!* thinking for themselves and trusting science.
And we can't have that, can we?
Go for it, dipshit. Heal yourself with and apron or a handkerchief, drink poison, waste your time praying and worshipping, just don't bother the reasonable people with that nonsense.
Well, since the Bible is COMPLETELY true, that means locusts and grasshoppers have 4 legs (Lev 11:21-22).
If you see a 6-legged grasshopper, it's the Devil trying to trick you.
The Bible is either completely true or completely false.
Good Samaritan... Parable, not a true event or a true story... contained in the Bible... Bible contains something not true... Bible is therefore completely false...
Fuck off and die
Yeah, yeah... Genesis 1:1, John 3:16 Romans 10:13. Blah, blah, blah. Shut the hell up and start practicing Matthew 6:6.
"The Bible is either completely true or completely false."
Agreed! Now that we've settled that, who wants pizza rolls?
Evolution isnt a myth, moron. its an excellent theory, rediculously likely to even be a fact. besides, the bible CAN be partly true and partly false. simply accept the fact that some stories are true, and some are illustrated points. and, for a fact, a lot of scientists and supporters of evolution are Christians. take me, for example.
And that, Mr. Randy, is why I don't believe in the Bible. Because there are parts of it in which I can't believe, and therefore I cannot believe in the rest.
The myth of evolution is merely another lie concieved by [[Brother Randy]]
Yes, it is a lie. Evolution is actually an observable phenomena.
"And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."
- Matthew 16:18 (KJV)
So if you cannot muster the faith to believe that Peter was a rock, you cannot have the faith to believe John 3:16 or Rom. 10:13. The Bible is either completely true or completely false.
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