What a lot of heterosexuals do is just as evil and corrupt. I even heard a "heterosexual" claim he was turned on by watching two girls going at it! The guy is nothing but a creep. Such practices are what have brought homosexuality out of the closet. Magazines, books, pictures and movies are just excuses to be immoral. It's all down hill from the Romper Room days....
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"I even heard a "heterosexual" claim he was turned on by watching two girls going at it!"
Shock N' Awe baby!
"The guy is nothing but a creep."
But someone who condones stoneing children is cool in your book, I suppose.
"Such practices are what have brought homosexuality out of the closet."
Good for them.
"Magazines, books, pictures and movies are just excuses to be immoral."
Books? You mean like the bible? That explains a LOT!
"It's all down hill from the Romper Room days...."
How dare anyone become an adult! Shoulda stoned 'em when they were kids!
Moron.
"I even heard a "heterosexual" claim he was turned on by watching two girls going at it!"
Well, I guess LittleNipper is demonstrating how to stay in the closet. I don't know if he's a heterosexual or a homosexual, but he's definitely pretending to not be.
There is something wrong here, obviously. LittleNipper is either a poe, or deeper in the closet than Mr Garrison.
And btw "Romper Room" was a 70s show for very young kids, pre-Sesame Street kinda thing.
What? Two girls doing it together, why that's the most disgusting thing I've ever . . .
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"I even heard a "heterosexual" claim he was turned on by watching two girls going at it!"
No way. You must be joking. In the off chance that you're not, the Rupture must be just around the corner.
Fundies take fiction way too serious. Shut up, Jesus fanboy. If it weren't for porn I bet our population would shrink because so many kids wouldn't know where to stick it because of their christian upbringing that doesn't teach 'em about sex at all.
Nipper! No! I tell you no! I won't have you bringing strange young girls in here for supper--by candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap erotic fashion of young men with cheap erotic minds!
Mother! ...
I hope Nipper doesn't run a motel.
I'm watching two women "go at it" right now.
It's your wife and the director of the local Planned Parenthood, Li'l Nip.
WWJD?????!!!!shift!!!11!
Addendum: One of the top sin issues among fundamentalist males is addiction to internets pr0n.
It's all down hill from the Romper Room days
i.e., sex is dirty and disgusting and repulsive, and people get polluted by it, starting from when they leave pre-school. Actually, good sex is the number one predictor of marital success. Good luck to LittleNipper in his/her future life ...
I actually like the idea of my ex who I am on the road of reconciliation with to be with other women. but we love each other, I care for my friends and family. I am far more moral than you are. One does not need morals to be religious. One does not need to be religious to have morals. Oh and my ex likes the idea. She is more moral than you and she's bi.
Romper Room was a childrens' show in the early 70s, and it may have been in repeats by then, although I'm not sure. Are these nuts going to hit everything that was a part of my childhood? I just saw one that didn't like Scooby Doo, now this. I've heard rumors about fundies going after Sesame Street (Ernie and Bert, gah!) and Schoolhouse Rock and the Neighborhood of Make-Believe will be next. We can't have kids learning or developing an imagination!
You have lived a very sheltered, and ignorant, life. If you want to remain childlike for the rest of your life, go get a lobotomy.
"I even heard a "heterosexual" claim he was turned on by watching two girls going at it!"
That's nothing, I once heard a "heterosexual" claim he wasn't.
"turned on by watching two girls going at it!"
Well yeah, because a guy watching two girls is like being doubly hetero!
"The guy is nothing but a creep"
You crazy doubleheterophobe!
"Such practices are what have brought homosexuality out of the closet"
I don't think you understand.. You see, two girls doing it in a movie is for guys, because guys don't wanna see other guys.
Besides, lesbians help the population problem... Unless they like.. artificially inseminate..
What's with the quotes around heterosexual? If a man watches two women go at it, he's gay? Then again, instead of saying he's a creep, I just say he's human. Was it your husband? Is that why you're so angry?
BTW is Romper Room still on TV? Crap that's an old show then. Do they still have the magic mirror? Isn't that evil since she 'sees' kids in her magic mirror? That's definitely what leads to pronography.
so, if it's downhill from the Romper Room days, and Romper Room was in the 70s, is he trying to say the 70s were the pinnacle of morality?
"Magazines, books, pictures and movies are just excuses to be immoral."
Damn, there it all goes. Oh well, back to the porch. Get me a beer, will ya? And my rifle.
Let's see, how can I break this to you? Maybe this will help:
Lesbians:
Against:
For:
So ummm, yeah. You're kind of in the minority there Nips. Even God is on the "for" list. How else would you explain that lesbians have a lower chance of getting STD's than any other group? Or that they're never mentioned in the bible? Lesbians are God new chosen people, and he'll be pissed if you give them a hard time.
(no pun intended)
I even heard a "heterosexual" claim he was turned on by watching two girls going at it!
Wait. A heterosexual man said that? Inconceivable!
so being attracted to one naked chick is fine, but you should go limp if another one enters the room? Do they cancel each other out? What about lesbian threesomes?
Well, I for one am all for them.
LittleNipper is obviously still in the closet.
*pats LittleNipper on the head.*
"I even heard a "heterosexual" claim he was turned on by watching two girls going at it!"
From the quote marks around "heterosexual", it looks like you doubt he's really straight. In that case, let me ask you this: Do you really think a gay man would be turned on by watching two girls (not his preferred gender) having sex?
It seems to me that fundies tend to lump people into two categories: themselves, and evil heathen Satanists who like everything fundies hate by simple virtue of the fact that it's "sinful".
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