Believe me, we are not dumb enough to think that all of our relatives are going to be there. It makes my heart sick, that my dear grandmother, who was Catholic, will not be there...
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...Meanwhile, the rest of us on Planet Reality are not dumb enough to accept the concept of a '(C)Rapture' that'll never happen.
But we are intelligent to know that all of you on Ruptured Retards are not all there. As in mentally .
"we are not dumb enough"
Yes you are.
(emph-ass-is added):
"Believe me, we are not dumb enough to think that all of our relatives are going to be there. It makes my heart sick, that my dear grandmother, who was Catholic, will not be there... "
(emphasis added):
'Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust , then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. '
-Marcus Aurelius
Seems that this ancient Roman possessed great fore sight then. And not just to render the 'wager' of a certain Pascal invalid before he'd been born to make his 'bet', neither.
If that thought is making your heart that sick, then it's your 'beliefs'/'faith' that are at fault, therefore they have absolutely no right to exist in your mindset. After all, you could always recant of that unjustifiable 'belief'/'faith', and become an Atheist. It won't kill you to do so.
NO ONE WILL BE THERE YOU SNOBBY FUCK
THERE IS NO FUCKING AFTERLIFE
YOU WILL BE FUCKING WORM FOOD
AS WILL I
AS WILL EVERYONE YOU WILL EVER HAVE LOVED
THE ONLY FUCKING DIFFERWNCE IS THAT I KNOW THIA AND LIVE MY LIFE TO ITS FULLEST
YOU PONDEROUS SHITLORD, YOU IGNEOUS FUCKING SCOUNDREL SON OF A DECIDUOUS WHORE
Kuribo, I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.
Pam, don't worry. Your god will remove all feeling you ever had for your unsaved loved ones. You'll be able to calmly eat popcorn while watching your grandmother's brutal torture by the time he's done messing with your head. Praise him! (or else)
I know exactly what those words mean
He is a scoundrel made of cooled lava
And there it is again. First you're sucked in or raised in a fundie church, next you start to believe all their unscriptual dogma and you end up with this delusion that you're very very special because you went to that church and accepted their additions to the Bible and propaganda against the other faiths, even the one that created the first Bible and INVENTED your religion.
You have no reason to accept their dogma but it's better than actually reading the Bible, isnt it? Oh my gosh, gives you the vapors even thinking about it, it's like a thousand pamplets thick, easier to play on the false sympathy game and hand the church ten bucks to feed some sorry fuck in Africa a bowl of rice, not too much though, don't wanna spoil them.
Well, we've proven we're all God's favorites now, church is out, tell Pastor Creepy his sermon touched your soul and Christ was smiling there today then off to Fatburger to absolutely engorge ourselves, as Jesus smiles over us, being his favorites an'all.
Then home to watch Honey-booboo an' Duck Dynasty cause thems Jesus' favorite shows too. Fuckin' Catholics n Atheists trying to ruin our Holy Sundays!
PS, Sorry folks been on a larky condesending ranty mood lately.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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