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God created man in his image, is God a trilobyte, how about an amoeba, when Jesus came to earth, he came as a man not a virus. If man had stopped looking like how he made them why wold he have mad ethem in the first place, if he is all powerful, why make something that needs a four billion year load time. He is all powerful, he can create us in our present state, he does NOT require nature to help Him.

Servant.of.light, POD Warrior Forum 15 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#46813
Redhunter

<<if he is all powerful, why make something that needs a four billion year load time>>

Right. That's because one of these scenarios is fake, and one is an edjumacated guess. Two chances to guess which is which and your first answer doesn't count.

6/27/2006 7:42:35 AM

#152792
TheUnholyMint

Because he doesn't exist.

2/3/2007 9:16:13 PM

#152859
Sinister Minister

Or perhaps the Bible was referring to your SOUL being made in God's image, not your body. Even when I was a Christian I had never heard of anyone in my church talking about God having a physical body.

These people worship a primitive animistic lower-case god. And while most animists are polytheists, they have only one puny god. That could explain a lot actually...it seems like a type of Napoleonic complex...but instead of \"small guy syndrome\" they have \"small god syndrome.\"


2/3/2007 9:53:11 PM

#238542
Jim

My ejaculations are smarter than you.

They aren't just smarter than your ejaculations.

They're smarter than your entire being.

5/27/2007 1:11:02 AM

#238897
Laurel

So you're saying god didn't create trilobites? I thought god made everything.

5/27/2007 1:37:27 PM

#1189098
Allegory for Jesus

God wants it and He wants it NOW!

8/6/2010 4:39:58 PM

#1189111
Elia

Well then, either your god is a colossal asshole with a twisted sense of humor and an entitlement complex, or he doesn't exist and therefore everything you have said it moot. Take your pick.

8/6/2010 5:34:18 PM

#1189119
Philbert McAdamia

when Jesus came to earth, he came as a man not a virus.

But his followers are like a virus and look at how the U.S. is infested with them now.

8/6/2010 6:24:30 PM

#1234482
PiGirl13

You're sooo close...

12/13/2010 2:02:27 AM

#1234565
Justanotheratheist

The only flaw in your "reasoning" is that god doesn't fucking exist. Which rather destroys the whole argument, mmm?

12/13/2010 10:07:25 AM

#1322030


Indeed, it all makes more sense without the christian god.

8/14/2011 1:14:18 PM

#1322053
Anon2

Were lions religious, they would erect statues of lions.
Were dolphins religious, they would worship icons of dolphins.
Were ants religious, they would pray to the Great Queen in The Eternal Anthill.

"God" didn't create man in his image. Man created "god" in HIS image.

8/14/2011 2:34:52 PM

#1329510
Quantum Mechanic

Jesus never existed.
Deal with it.

9/6/2011 9:46:22 AM

#1329541
rw23

> He is all powerful, he can create us in our present state, he does NOT require nature to help Him.

Which is why I believe that the world was made just last Thursday. And I'm well pissed off at God for creating me with a dodgy knee. What the fuck have I done to deserve that, eh?


9/6/2011 11:31:12 AM

#1353124
Quantum Mechanic

Hell, 'he' doesn't even fucking exist.

11/29/2011 2:18:27 PM
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