<<if he is all powerful, why make something that needs a four billion year load time>>
Right. That's because one of these scenarios is fake, and one is an edjumacated guess. Two chances to guess which is which and your first answer doesn't count.
6/27/2006 7:42:35 AM
Because he doesn't exist.
2/3/2007 9:16:13 PM
Or perhaps the Bible was referring to your SOUL being made in God's image, not your body. Even when I was a Christian I had never heard of anyone in my church talking about God having a physical body.
These people worship a primitive animistic lower-case god. And while most animists are polytheists, they have only one puny god. That could explain a lot actually...it seems like a type of Napoleonic complex...but instead of \"small guy syndrome\" they have \"small god syndrome.\"
2/3/2007 9:53:11 PM
My ejaculations are smarter than you.
They aren't just smarter than your ejaculations.
They're smarter than your entire being.
5/27/2007 1:11:02 AM
So you're saying god didn't create trilobites? I thought god made everything.
5/27/2007 1:37:27 PM
Allegory for Jesus
God wants it and He wants it NOW!
8/6/2010 4:39:58 PM
Well then, either your god is a colossal asshole with a twisted sense of humor and an entitlement complex, or he doesn't exist and therefore everything you have said it moot. Take your pick.
8/6/2010 5:34:18 PM
when Jesus came to earth, he came as a man not a virus.
But his followers are like a virus and look at how the U.S. is infested with them now.
8/6/2010 6:24:30 PM
You're sooo close...
12/13/2010 2:02:27 AM
The only flaw in your "reasoning" is that god doesn't fucking exist. Which rather destroys the whole argument, mmm?
12/13/2010 10:07:25 AM
Indeed, it all makes more sense without the christian god.
8/14/2011 1:14:18 PM
Were lions religious, they would erect statues of lions.
Were dolphins religious, they would worship icons of dolphins.
Were ants religious, they would pray to the Great Queen in The Eternal Anthill.
"God" didn't create man in his image. Man created "god" in HIS image.
8/14/2011 2:34:52 PM
Jesus never existed.
Deal with it.
9/6/2011 9:46:22 AM
> He is all powerful, he can create us in our present state, he does NOT require nature to help Him.
Which is why I believe that the world was made just last Thursday. And I'm well pissed off at God for creating me with a dodgy knee. What the fuck have I done to deserve that, eh?
9/6/2011 11:31:12 AM
Hell, 'he' doesn't even fucking exist.
11/29/2011 2:18:27 PM