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God created man in his image, is God a trilobyte, how about an amoeba, when Jesus came to earth, he came as a man not a virus. If man had stopped looking like how he made them why wold he have mad ethem in the first place, if he is all powerful, why make something that needs a four billion year load time. He is all powerful, he can create us in our present state, he does NOT require nature to help Him.

Servant.of.light, POD Warrior Forum 17 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

<<if he is all powerful, why make something that needs a four billion year load time>>

Right. That's because one of these scenarios is fake, and one is an edjumacated guess. Two chances to guess which is which and your first answer doesn't count.

6/27/2006 7:42:35 AM

TheUnholyMint

Because he doesn't exist.

2/3/2007 9:16:13 PM

Sinister Minister

Or perhaps the Bible was referring to your SOUL being made in God's image, not your body. Even when I was a Christian I had never heard of anyone in my church talking about God having a physical body.

These people worship a primitive animistic lower-case god. And while most animists are polytheists, they have only one puny god. That could explain a lot actually...it seems like a type of Napoleonic complex...but instead of \"small guy syndrome\" they have \"small god syndrome.\"


2/3/2007 9:53:11 PM

Jim

My ejaculations are smarter than you.

They aren't just smarter than your ejaculations.

They're smarter than your entire being.

5/27/2007 1:11:02 AM

Laurel

So you're saying god didn't create trilobites? I thought god made everything.

5/27/2007 1:37:27 PM

Allegory for Jesus

God wants it and He wants it NOW!

8/6/2010 4:39:58 PM

Elia

Well then, either your god is a colossal asshole with a twisted sense of humor and an entitlement complex, or he doesn't exist and therefore everything you have said it moot. Take your pick.

8/6/2010 5:34:18 PM

Philbert McAdamia

when Jesus came to earth, he came as a man not a virus.

But his followers are like a virus and look at how the U.S. is infested with them now.

8/6/2010 6:24:30 PM

PiGirl13

You're sooo close...

12/13/2010 2:02:27 AM

Justanotheratheist

The only flaw in your "reasoning" is that god doesn't fucking exist. Which rather destroys the whole argument, mmm?

12/13/2010 10:07:25 AM



Indeed, it all makes more sense without the christian god.

8/14/2011 1:14:18 PM

Anon2

Were lions religious, they would erect statues of lions.
Were dolphins religious, they would worship icons of dolphins.
Were ants religious, they would pray to the Great Queen in The Eternal Anthill.

"God" didn't create man in his image. Man created "god" in HIS image.

8/14/2011 2:34:52 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus never existed.
Deal with it.

9/6/2011 9:46:22 AM

rw23

> He is all powerful, he can create us in our present state, he does NOT require nature to help Him.

Which is why I believe that the world was made just last Thursday. And I'm well pissed off at God for creating me with a dodgy knee. What the fuck have I done to deserve that, eh?


9/6/2011 11:31:12 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Hell, 'he' doesn't even fucking exist.

11/29/2011 2:18:27 PM

OHP

I have to disagree. His followers have been a plague upon this Earth and he was patient zero.

7/3/2014 2:28:43 PM



And of course your evidence for this is....?

No, No, I know, it's your bible, right? Your bible is the evidence for your bible?

7/3/2014 3:22:37 PM
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