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#407238
DarkfireTaimatsu
Really now? Even the stuff about Adam and Eve? That kinda lessens the whole message, doesn't it?
2/15/2008 4:38:12 AM
#407239
Morninglight
Umm, the Babble had everything put in by man.
2/15/2008 4:38:35 AM
#407244
Mattural Selection
What happened to the bible being the unaltered word of god?
2/15/2008 4:47:07 AM
#407245
Septic Sceptic
"Dammit Father, the masses just aren't buying into this new-fangled Bible thing."
"You're right, we need to pep it up a bit, give a bit of pizazz, remarket it for the younger generation."
"I've got it! We'll put some jiggling hooters in it!"
2/15/2008 4:47:54 AM
#407246
Osiris
So when Genesis explicitly says that Adam and Eve were naked and only clothed themselves after they ate the fruit from the Tree of Good and Evil and whatnot, it's wrong?
2/15/2008 4:48:00 AM
#407249
Lunalelle
If man put in that much, just think of all the other things he put in... how can you tell?
2/15/2008 4:55:33 AM
#407252
cyborgtroy
No, the Bible is the inspired work of God and everything in it is either true or false....
Contradictory fools!
2/15/2008 4:58:18 AM
#407258
Caustic Gnostic
The nudity was not there simply because it was censored out of some bibles.
Other than that, if the real Creator were to truly inspire a book, it would actually make some human sense. But the bible is obviously flawed. Either an evil mortal clusterfuck of a job, or a thoroughly misanthropic soul-eater of a god.
Nudity? Does reality hurt you that much?
2/15/2008 5:14:33 AM
#407259
F.
Er, Tommy... man put everything in the bible...
2/15/2008 5:15:58 AM
#407265
David D.G.
Well, dang. If my Bible had included a centerfold and some other illustrations like that, I might have spent more time reading it. Well, looking in it, anyway.
~David D.G.
2/15/2008 5:23:20 AM
#407281
approximate
In the bible god wrote, Adam and Eve were actually created already wearing dark blue business attire, right?
Damn, yer retarded, son.
2/15/2008 5:57:14 AM
#407285
Pineapple
I'm going to back away very slowly and not make any sudden movements...
2/15/2008 6:14:45 AM
#407290
1Burning Stake
Well Mr. Carder, I think you're partly right.
I think man put lots of things in the Bible. Like probably all of it.
2/15/2008 6:22:20 AM
#407291
Reverend Davidius
The Bible: Man's 945th edition of God's words
2/15/2008 6:23:29 AM
#407292
Lucan
Good start. Not just the nudity, though, is it?
2/15/2008 6:24:29 AM
#407298
BCD
Well, at least they are starting to realize that man is the one putting stuff in the bible. One day, it might dawn on them that the whole fucking thing was written by men.
2/15/2008 6:34:16 AM
#407308
antichrist
BUT.... BUT..... I THOUGHT THE BIBLE WAS THE INFALLIBLE WORD OF GOD :o
Well that just does it, if the sex was put in there by man, what the hell else was, everything? So why should I believe that any of it is the word of God?
I'm not sure how to rate this one, on one hand he hates the nudity in the bible, on the other he admits that the bible has parts that aren't the spoken word of god..... how to vote, how to vote, how to vote......
2/15/2008 7:10:04 AM
#407310
He's right. God didn't write the Bible, man did.
2/15/2008 7:12:12 AM
#407313
Prager
Umm? Isn't there something in genesis about Adam and Eve going around nude, eating some kind of forbidden fruit, then realising they were nude and being ashamed? Someone, please correct me if I'm wrong.
2/15/2008 7:18:55 AM
#407315
Nowonmai
Ooo, a fundie on the road to truth? "Man put nudity in the Bible".. just keep going... Man wrote the bible... c'mon, you can do it!
2/15/2008 7:22:25 AM
#407330
SweetViolet
Meh...so much for the bible being the inerrant word of god...
2/15/2008 8:17:18 AM
#407331
Bowen
I see. So, man put the nudey bits in. Who, to be punny, inserted the bits about Lot fucking his daughters?
2/15/2008 8:29:13 AM
#407332
Frege
The only true christian is a nekkid one. God is infallable so don't you dare cover up what he created.
This is actually one of the first logical errors in this religion that kept me from ever taking it seriously, a looong time ago.
2/15/2008 8:33:20 AM
#407336
Michael
But I like to look at the pictures. Especially the nice hot sexy men and women getting it on. Mmmmmmmm
2/15/2008 8:59:35 AM
#407347
stoat100
I have been enjoying the... unique movie reviews offered by this site for some time.
The only good review I have found thus far (out of hundreds) is: 'The Baby Miracle 'Noah's Ark'':
'This video developed for infants and toddlers with 33.17 minutes of actual programming, excluding 20 seconds of intro and one minute four seconds of credits and including the two minutes ten seconds of song at the end, presents a delightful and light-hearted tour [...] the Great Flood "cleansed" the Earth of those who were disobedient to God.'
So that's where 'ethnic cleansing' comes from.
Anyway, despite the reviewer's, uh, impressive attention to detail, I would question its rating of:
'Murder/Suicide (M)- none noted'
WTF? The planet's entire bio-system is systematically exterminated and... oh, never mind...
2/15/2008 9:22:05 AM
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