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#408091
Not true, the Bible was originally written in Elizabethan English, not Victorian English, just ask any KJVer!
2/16/2008 12:26:25 AM
#408171
Anonymous
ADAM AND EVE, MUTHAFUCKA!!!
2/16/2008 4:52:32 AM
#408268
Nutz
So when God made man in his own image he meant with jeans and a t-shirt?
2/16/2008 12:38:17 PM
#408280
Ambrielle
JustinGG: funniest thing I've read in ages.
2/16/2008 1:22:28 PM
#408403
MK
"Well, dang. If my Bible had included a centerfold and some other illustrations like that, I might have spent more time reading it. Well, looking in it, anyway.
~David D.G. "
-- Honestly, I don't buy it for the pictures... I uh, read it for the parables. Yeah.
2/16/2008 9:46:26 PM
#408404
MK
Oh yeah... JustinGG winz.
2/16/2008 9:48:02 PM
#408566
Ken1971
JustinGG, I think I'm in love with you.
I was reading this post imagining a pin-up calendar with the women of the bible.
January could have Lillith and Eve mud wrestling with (or without) fig leaves on
December could have Mary in a 'Hustler' pose showing us all that, in fact, she is a virgin.
the months in between could feature Ruth, Mary Magdalene, et al.
It would give fundies some MUCH needed fapping material.
Just a thought from my sick mind.
2/17/2008 5:44:23 AM
#408682
John_in_Oz
No, actually he's right.
When the pen was put to paper, there was no nudity there.
AFTER writing, there was nudity there.
Likewise, man put nudity into the bible, not God. Right again.
Going for three out of three, does he then say 'the whole bible is a big made-up pile of fail?
2/17/2008 12:10:56 PM
#422110
Integra
Man put EVERYTHING in the bible.
3/3/2008 6:55:04 AM
#579476
jimbo0392
Then maybe man put all of the other shit that doesn't make sense in the Bible?
7/9/2008 6:41:30 PM
#983919
JSS
[Citation needed]
7/8/2009 5:42:32 AM
#984030
"man put nudity in the Bible, not God."
And who actually WROTE the Bible, hmmmmm? Show me ANY edition, or printing of such that says 'By God'.
...what's that? You CAN'T? Well, then. The Bible isn't the 'Word of God', ergo Christianity is a scam, invented as a method of controlling morons like you.
QED, bitches.
7/8/2009 10:09:42 AM
#984032
Swedish Pagan
The nudity doesn't bother me, I'm more worried by all the random killings.
7/8/2009 10:19:44 AM
#984090
JohnTheAtheist
Lots of fucking too!
7/8/2009 12:05:54 PM
#984098
Clown
When they stop believing their own bibles, just think what they could do... Remember, we are talking about people that take their morality from a book, that were taught slavery is freedom and that fun is road to hell. And just a thought about that is REALY scary.
7/8/2009 12:31:23 PM
#1421697
Quantum Mechanic
God is a myth for shit-brained morons.
Bible's a forgery.
People this stupid need to quit wasting air.
7/9/2012 6:54:05 PM
#1421726
Dr.Shrinker
Makes you wonder what else people put in the bible that your god never intended, doesn't it?
7/9/2012 8:41:50 PM
#1421758
Filin De Blanc
So a bunch of the stuff in the Bible is wrong stuff that was put in there without God's consent? How do we know all the stuff about how Jesus died for our sins or you shouldn't be gay wasn't wrong stuff put in there without God's permission?
7/10/2012 12:57:44 AM
#1422076
but the Bible is the inerrant word og G-D isnt it ?
7/10/2012 12:30:56 PM
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