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Islam is a combination of evolved Enlil and Ba'al worship mixed with a little historical judaism to give it form and shape. Allah is Satan. An old enemy stuffed into a new wrapper.

Undomiel, Theology Web 8 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
WTF?! || meh


Allah and Jehovah are the same god!

2/9/2008 4:47:34 AM

Brian X

Even if the first sentence is true (which it very well could be -- I don't know much about pre-Islamic Arabian worship, but it probably had at least some connection to Mesopotamian and Levantine belief), the second and third sentences are utter bullshit.

2/9/2008 6:27:51 AM

Quantum Mechanic

I didn't get past five words.

5/9/2012 2:51:12 PM


Christianity is a combination of evolved Mithras and Osiris worship mixed with a little historical judaism to give it form and shape. Jesus is Mithras. An old enemy stuffed into a new wrapper.


5/9/2012 4:13:44 PM

Allah is Satan.

Er, no monkey, Al-Shaitan is Satan, Allah is the same God whose dick you Christian/Jews suck so reverently.

5/9/2012 7:13:15 PM


I have become
An abstract ideal
I have begun
To question what's real
I have become
The one to reveal
I have become
The face of Enlil
I have become
And they shall all kneel
I have become
Before the great Doctor Steel!

Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!
Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!

I have become the man with a plan
Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!
With an army of toys and a mechanical band
Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!
Ruling the world, making everything real
Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!
I'm Doctor Steel! Doctor Steel!
Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!


Sorry, I just had to mention Dr. Steel.

5/9/2012 9:57:46 PM

The word god or allah aren't names but a titles. The Isrealites god name is Yahweh. He was one of The Most High God(El Elyon) sons.


3/25/2016 3:41:01 PM


The Christians of the Church of Malta - one of the earliest Christian churches alongside the Coptic church ion Egypt - refer to God as Allah.

Like I say, it's one of the Earliest Christian churches.

PROTIP: The lingua franca of that part of the world your J-boy lived at that time was Aramaic.

The word for 'God' in Aramaic is Elah.

Elah. Allah. Hmmmm, interesting...!

And as any Geordie would say, 'Aah, allah hinny's taalkin' a loada Baalocks! Haddaway an' shite, mon!' [/"Auf Wiedersehen, Pet", "Sid the Sexist"]

3/25/2016 4:03:32 PM