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Islam is a combination of evolved Enlil and Ba'al worship mixed with a little historical judaism to give it form and shape. Allah is Satan. An old enemy stuffed into a new wrapper.

Undomiel, Theology Web 6 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#402375
LadyDracula

Allah and Jehovah are the same god!

2/9/2008 4:47:34 AM
#402451
Brian X

Even if the first sentence is true (which it very well could be -- I don't know much about pre-Islamic Arabian worship, but it probably had at least some connection to Mesopotamian and Levantine belief), the second and third sentences are utter bullshit.

2/9/2008 6:27:51 AM
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Quantum Mechanic

I didn't get past five words.

5/9/2012 2:51:12 PM
#1400889
Dr.Shrinker

Christianity is a combination of evolved Mithras and Osiris worship mixed with a little historical judaism to give it form and shape. Jesus is Mithras. An old enemy stuffed into a new wrapper.


Fixed

5/9/2012 4:13:44 PM
#1400936


Allah is Satan.

Er, no monkey, Al-Shaitan is Satan, Allah is the same God whose dick you Christian/Jews suck so reverently.

5/9/2012 7:13:15 PM
#1400951
CinnamonGull

I have become
An abstract ideal
I have begun
To question what's real
I have become
The one to reveal
I have become
The face of Enlil
I have become
And they shall all kneel
I have become
Before the great Doctor Steel!

Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!
Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!

I have become the man with a plan
Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!
With an army of toys and a mechanical band
Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!
Ruling the world, making everything real
Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!
I'm Doctor Steel! Doctor Steel!
Doctor Steel, Doctor Steel!

Ahahahahahaha!

Sorry, I just had to mention Dr. Steel.

5/9/2012 9:57:46 PM
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