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A curse isn't even believeable. The wiccan casts the curse and waits for something bad to happen to the victim. since bad things happen all the time, sure enough some generic bad thing will happen, and then the wiccan pronounces his success. Wow. What magical power. [/sarcasm off]

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Geek

Heheheh. His sarcasm tag implies he was NOT being sarcastic, but usually is. ([/sarcasm off] is turning off \"sarcasm off\")

2/28/2006 10:58:58 PM

David D.G.

A better example of a Pot and Kettle Award winner would be hard to find.

Now if MrMannn and his ilk will just note the identical evidence for the effectiveness of prayer, faith healing, and so on. He's got one eye open; now he just needs to pry open the other one.


~David D.G.

2/28/2006 11:15:50 PM

√ėyvind

\"A prayer isn't even believeable. The Christian says the prayerand waits for something good or bad to happen to the subject. Since good and bad things happen all the time, sure enough some generic good or bad thing will happen, and then the Christian pronounces his success. Wow. What Divine power.\"

2/23/2007 9:06:40 PM

cyborgtroy

Prayer isn't even believeable. The Christian prays and waits for something good to happen to the victim. since good things happen all the time, sure enough some generic good thing will happen, and then the Christian pronounces his success. Wow. What magical power.

1/18/2008 8:20:41 PM

elorei

The funny thing is, Wiccans refuse to "curse" anyone, because they believe anything they do will come back to them three fold.

Kind of like the golden rule on steroids.

1/29/2008 6:30:29 PM

anti-nonsense

Death by irony.

1/29/2008 7:57:28 PM

GigaGuess

Do NOT complain about Satan. EVER!

1/29/2008 8:25:43 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

"Now let's all join together in prayer"

1/29/2008 8:39:04 PM

PirateFaafy

...*head explodes*

6/5/2008 2:33:26 PM

Tiny Jeebus

A prayer isn't even believeable. The christian says the prayer and waits for something good to happen to them. since good things happen at a fifty-fifty rate of probability, sure enough some generic good thing will happen, and then the christian pronounces his success. Wow. What magical power. [/sarcasm off]

4/24/2009 12:33:58 PM

Iczer-04

Are you Stupid?

5/13/2009 3:57:38 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Yay! Now just turn that amazing skeptical eye and understanding of probability to prayer and "miracles" and you might attain something nearing intellectual honesty.

7/24/2010 10:08:26 AM

Felis >:3

I frist interpreted the sarcasm tag to mean that the phrase "Wow. What magical power." was sarcastic.

This cold've very easily been something an atheist would say!

7/24/2010 10:32:53 AM

GigaGuess

You mean like jumping on every natural disaster, screaming about how it's God's judgment for something possibly even committed halfway around the world? Kinda like that?

7/24/2010 10:51:37 AM

Philbert McAdamia

A curse isn't even believeable.

No, of course not. We all know when good things happen, goddidit, and when bad things happen it's the work of demons.

7/24/2010 10:52:43 AM

Elia

Same thing applies to you, kid. Who can say for sure that prayer actually works? Besides, the Wiccans who would pull such a stunt are the same ones who couldn't magick their way out of a wet paper bag.

7/24/2010 1:29:06 PM

Canadiest

Same result as all prayer then.

Also: Name the Wiccan casting spells to harm someone. I can name many Baptists and Evangelist leaders praying for harm to others. Palin for one

7/25/2010 6:32:33 AM

Renon

Except that Wiccans tend not to do that, what with their #1 rule being "Don't harm anyone".

But what do I know.

1/6/2012 5:38:28 PM

Justanotheratheist

And the sound of exploding irony meters could be heard from Jupiter.

1/6/2012 10:27:49 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!

Didn't Dawkins say something about all religious people being atheists with one exception or something to that affect? And what the hell, MrMannn, don't you nutters believe they have Satan powers or some bullshit? Be consistent you loons.

7/13/2013 11:34:21 AM
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