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Why aren't wiccans the only ones who win lotteries? Where is the divination spells? Where is the healing magic. All the wiccans I know go to doctors. there IS no real magic in wicca.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Nibien

So close - yet so far.

3/11/2008 6:55:59 AM

Canadiest

And they never said there was,it's a nature religion, more of a philophisify.

Only Christians believe in Magic Witches

3/11/2008 2:34:29 PM

freako104

Considering it is not what you think it is, you may want to shut yourself off before you get further behind

3/11/2008 3:05:34 PM

Alena

Why aren't Christians the only ones who win lotteries? Where are the prayers? Where is the healing touch of God? All the Christians I know go to doctors. There IS no real deity in Christianity.

3/11/2008 3:29:09 PM

Cabraxas

Actually, he's quite correct. There is no magic in Wicca,,, nor in Christianity, Buddhism, Islam, Taoism or any other religion.

3/11/2008 3:58:17 PM

El Guapo

Cabraxas-- Word.

3/11/2008 6:20:46 PM

Elennaro

He's right with this one.

3/11/2008 11:59:46 PM

Canadiest

How many Wiccans would a Rapturite actually know? C'mon!

3/18/2008 12:51:20 PM

Jae

Well said Alena.

3/18/2008 2:09:36 PM

Viva

this is not fundie.

3/18/2008 2:18:47 PM

Philbert McAdamia

All of the Christ's Scientists I've ever known also go to doctors - when they actually get hurt. The business of God showing up "soon" to fix things, and taking a few more mere thousands of years to do it somehow outweighs the time spent in the waiting room enduring the Hell of the ancient magazines.

3/18/2008 3:25:16 PM

GigaGuess

And all those Christians praying to win the lottery?

3/18/2008 3:38:49 PM

Pie Man

Bingo! Just a little further to go...

3/18/2008 8:39:41 PM

Lithp

It's not inherently Fundie. But since it's on Rapture Ready....

3/18/2008 8:47:55 PM

Kitourahime

-cough- Well, erm, since the magicks involved come from the Earth - remember, the place your sort raped and pillaged? Yeah. No wonder the magick is weakened.

7/24/2008 10:18:00 AM

Kitourahime

-cough- Well, erm, since the magicks involved come from the Earth - remember, the place your sort raped and pillaged? Yeah. No wonder the magick is weakened.

7/24/2008 10:18:02 AM

Brenz

Good. Goooood. Take it juuuuust a little further....

7/24/2008 1:25:27 PM

David B.

"All the wiccans I know go to doctors."

Well I certainly know this isn't true of fundies! After all, I've occasionally read of them not going to doctors' clinics in the papers.

Usually under headlines involving the words "child" and "tragedy".

7/24/2008 1:51:29 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

..yes...dont stop...you are on the right track..oh, so close..damn!

Apparently some parts in his brain started to put 1 and 1 together and it sounded good. Then when he started to put 2 and 2 together he dropped the subject because it made him uncomfortable.

..the ultimate ending was supposed to be; "and there IS no real miracles in Christianity."

10/1/2008 3:24:12 PM

aaa

Not fundie.

1/15/2009 9:07:45 PM

Brent

May not be fundie in what he says, but what he completely misses gives him away.

1/15/2009 9:11:46 PM

That_Guy

Why aren't Christians the only ones who win lotteries? Where is the divination prayers? Where is the healing prayers. All the Christians I know go to doctors. there IS no real power in Christianity.

fixd

2/27/2009 8:43:15 PM

Tiny Jeebus

Why aren't christians the only ones who win lotteries? Where is the divine interventions? Where is the healing prayers. All the chrstians I know go to doctors. there IS no real god in christianity.

4/17/2009 7:57:00 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Knock off the last two words in your last sentence and then you are onto something.

4/17/2009 10:40:38 AM

Norse Pagan

I am no expert, but aren't wiccans atoned to the earth? No divinity there. And maybe wiccans are more intelligent than fundies and know when to go to a doctor and when to try a few herbal teas. I cases of a bad cold or a stomach flu you can self medicate, but in cases of cancer and liver failure you seek a doctor post haste.

4/17/2009 10:46:02 AM
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