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You are trading truth for a bad fake. I never saw any real magic out of a wiccan. Sure there might be a few pryotechnics, but they are tricks. It must be a sad religion indeed when stage magicians have better spells than wiccans. Street magicians have better spells!

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Darwin's Lil Girl

You are trading truth for a bad fake. I never saw any real work out of God. Sure there might be a few fancy quarters in the ear, but they are tricks. It must be a sad religion indeed when a devil makes himself more obvious then God. Satan does more stuff!

Fixed it.

3/1/2008 4:53:48 AM

Darwin

Dat's ma girrrrrl!

3/1/2008 5:40:07 AM

Brian X

And this, people, is what we call a "stopped clock".

3/1/2008 5:45:29 AM

ORG

He thinks magic is real, how quaint! I wonder if he'll run away if we try to take his picture.

3/1/2008 5:52:56 AM

canadiest

And your religion has shown you nothing, not one miracle, just claims that such things happen.

Imagine Chris Angel or Copperfield on stage telling you a story of how they made an Elephant disappear two years ago and the crowd was amazed.

That's your religion. Not even an illusion or trick, just insisting it did happen and you shouldn't need proof.

3/1/2008 2:03:35 PM

Fishape

Not as sad a religion as atheism, those guys don't have any magic at all.

2/15/2012 5:08:38 PM

Crimson Lizard

MAGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

You expect flashbangs because that's what Hollywood's good at, and explosions are a good way to get a dimbulb's attention.

Since Wiccans don't proselytize, why would they need to impress the masses with flashy tricks? What kind of empty-headed cretin needs to be dazzled with bright lights and pretty colours to believe?

Lastly, what do you think all those "prayer warriors" are doing? Casting spells on their enemies! A spell is a spell, whether it's a prayer or an incantation.

4/18/2013 6:06:28 AM
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