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If there had been no God, there would be no life. No you or me. The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him.

Justin Hui, Architecture Students Discussion Forum 21 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

\"If there had been no God, there would be no life. No you or me.\"
Assuming, of course, that your fallacy of mutual exclusivity is valid here.

\"The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him.\"
Well...duh.

11/27/2005 10:14:10 PM

Darth Wang

This is just too funny.

11/28/2005 4:06:32 AM

Crosis

<<< If there had been no God, there would be no life. No you or me. >>>

And the evidence for this is ... ?

<<< The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him. >>>

No shit, Sherlock.

11/28/2005 3:36:07 PM

Rime

Hey Justin, would you like to buy a clue as to why I don't believe in Jesus? I'll give you this one for free:

\"I like your Christ, but not your Christians, your Christians are so unlike your Christ.\"

Ghandi

11/28/2005 8:16:51 PM

Osiris

Increadibly profound.

5/1/2007 3:55:53 AM

anti-nonsense

The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him


NO RLY?

5/1/2007 4:10:58 AM

Puck

Justin, guess what? Your name is Justin!

5/1/2007 4:24:16 AM

Beccs

\" The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him.\"

I'm glad we have you to tell us these things, Justin

5/1/2007 4:26:23 AM

Brian X

Not only is that a tautology, it isn't even true -- I don't believe in God (i.e. YHWH/Allah) because I don't think that concept of God makes sense given what we know of the universe.

Now Charles Fort's idiot God who drools universes... well, that's nonsense too, but at least more consistent with a complex universe based on relatively simple rules. (I could mention Azathoth as well, but that's just getting perverse.)

5/1/2007 4:35:28 AM

BurntBush

If there had been no us, there would be no god.

5/1/2007 5:13:07 AM

CousinTed

Thank you for clearing that up...Wait, what?

5/1/2007 7:24:12 AM

Ambrielle

LOL...oh, dear.

5/1/2007 5:07:59 PM

Matty the Red

\"The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him\" well i certainly wasnt informed on that topic. thanks justing

5/1/2007 5:29:54 PM

Mr_Vorhias

So I don't believe in God because.....I don't believe in God?

Come on down and collect your Redundancy Award of Redundancy.

5/1/2007 8:02:02 PM

Emyu

Circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works.

1/21/2008 6:41:25 PM

Mortos der Soulstealer

Yes, the reason why I don't believe in God is because I don't believe in him.
Which is because I don't believe in him.
Which is because I don't believe in him.
Which is because I don't believe in him.
Which is because I don't believe in him.
Which is because I don't believe in him.
Etc.

5/28/2008 10:26:10 PM

Calgar C

tell me who is "him" this might help me with my quest of believing in god lmfao

8/21/2009 2:41:17 PM

Philbert McAdamia

To: Crock O'Hui

"If you don't stand for something you don't stand for anything."_____________G.W. Bush

8/21/2009 2:58:23 PM

GigaGuess

...What?

8/21/2009 4:56:47 PM

JDC1

No Justin,
The reason I don't believe in God is because
I've read the Bible.

8/21/2009 7:27:29 PM

Anon-e-moose

"The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him."

And here is your prize, Justin - a statuette of a man wearing a deerstalker hat, smoking a pipe, and peering through a magnifying glass at a toilet containing nothing but water. Yes, it's the 'No Shit, Sherlock Award'!

@Philbert McAdamia

"If you don't stand for something you don't stand for anything."_____________G.W. Bush

I wouldn't stand for Dumbya. Hell, I wouldn't even sit down, lay supine or even be at a 45° angle for him. Although I do the latter when I'm at the butchers shop, I ask for a pound of bacon, and he says 'Lean?'

...I'll get my coat.

8/22/2009 7:19:55 AM
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