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#5032
Gadren
\"If there had been no God, there would be no life. No you or me.\"
Assuming, of course, that your fallacy of mutual exclusivity is valid here.
\"The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him.\"
Well...duh.
11/27/2005 10:14:10 PM
#5068
Darth Wang
This is just too funny.
11/28/2005 4:06:32 AM
#5087
Crosis
<<< If there had been no God, there would be no life. No you or me. >>>
And the evidence for this is ... ?
<<< The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him. >>>
No shit, Sherlock.
11/28/2005 3:36:07 PM
#5096
Rime
Hey Justin, would you like to buy a clue as to why I don't believe in Jesus? I'll give you this one for free:
\"I like your Christ, but not your Christians, your Christians are so unlike your Christ.\"
Ghandi
11/28/2005 8:16:51 PM
#222145
Osiris
Increadibly profound.
5/1/2007 3:55:53 AM
#222164
anti-nonsense
The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him
NO RLY?
5/1/2007 4:10:58 AM
#222173
Puck
Justin, guess what? Your name is Justin!
5/1/2007 4:24:16 AM
#222174
Beccs
\" The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him.\"
I'm glad we have you to tell us these things, Justin
5/1/2007 4:26:23 AM
#222183
Brian X
Not only is that a tautology, it isn't even true -- I don't believe in God (i.e. YHWH/Allah) because I don't think that concept of God makes sense given what we know of the universe.
Now Charles Fort's idiot God who drools universes... well, that's nonsense too, but at least more consistent with a complex universe based on relatively simple rules. (I could mention Azathoth as well, but that's just getting perverse.)
5/1/2007 4:35:28 AM
#222196
BurntBush
If there had been no us, there would be no god.
5/1/2007 5:13:07 AM
#222242
CousinTed
Thank you for clearing that up...Wait, what?
5/1/2007 7:24:12 AM
#222474
Ambrielle
LOL...oh, dear.
5/1/2007 5:07:59 PM
#222487
Matty the Red
\"The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him\" well i certainly wasnt informed on that topic. thanks justing
5/1/2007 5:29:54 PM
#222551
Mr_Vorhias
So I don't believe in God because.....I don't believe in God?
Come on down and collect your Redundancy Award of Redundancy.
5/1/2007 8:02:02 PM
#387032
Emyu
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1/21/2008 6:41:25 PM
#519024
Mortos der Soulstealer
Yes, the reason why I don't believe in God is because I don't believe in him.
Which is because I don't believe in him.
Which is because I don't believe in him.
Which is because I don't believe in him.
Which is because I don't believe in him.
Which is because I don't believe in him.
Etc.
5/28/2008 10:26:10 PM
#1010364
Calgar C
tell me who is "him" this might help me with my quest of believing in god lmfao
8/21/2009 2:41:17 PM
#1010377
Philbert McAdamia
To: Crock O'Hui
"If you don't stand for something you don't stand for anything."_____________G.W. Bush
8/21/2009 2:58:23 PM
#1010410
GigaGuess
...What?
8/21/2009 4:56:47 PM
#1010460
JDC1
No Justin,
The reason I don't believe in God is because
I've read the Bible.
8/21/2009 7:27:29 PM
#1010596
Anon-e-moose
"The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him."
And here is your prize, Justin - a statuette of a man wearing a deerstalker hat, smoking a pipe, and peering through a magnifying glass at a toilet containing nothing but water. Yes, it's the 'No Shit, Sherlock Award'!
@Philbert McAdamia
"If you don't stand for something you don't stand for anything."_____________G.W. Bush
I wouldn't stand for Dumbya. Hell, I wouldn't even sit down, lay supine or even be at a 45° angle for him. Although I do the latter when I'm at the butchers shop, I ask for a pound of bacon, and he says 'Lean?'
...I'll get my coat.
8/22/2009 7:19:55 AM
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