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Its all fake.
All Natural / man made disasters are part of a plan to decrease the human population to a more controllable number thus paving the way for the trans dimensional reptilians to take over.

Reptilians are shape shifting beings from another dimension that passed through into our dimension when our government was doing experiments in the early 1940s to late 1950s, around the time of the Manhattan project.

Every War / Natural catastrophe since then was orchestrated with the intent of lowering the human population.

There are good aliens and bad aliens, our Government had the opportunity to side with Human like aliens that would of helped defend us from the bad aliens (grey type large eyes big head skinny arms ) , but instead they sided with the Bad ones who misled our government by bribes (crashed alien saucer crafts, micro /chip technology) etc.

The plan of the bad aliens is to have us destroy ourselves and lower our population via Wars / Nuclear weapons / pollution / . And ounce our Numbers are low enough to the point where we are no longer capable of putting forth a ressistance to a large militant force, they will take over.

If you can't keep up to this point ;) there are 3 Aliens that we have interacted with 2 Hostile and 1 Friendly. . .
September 11 is just another one of those tiny steps that is going to lead us to the end of Humanity. . .
Until God or Jesus comes to save us all from ourselves and the aliens (hopefully)
Ever wonder how near the word Demon's and Dimension are? Maybe all those Demons and Ghosts from old folk Lore are actually beings from another Dimension? Trying to Break through?


Sit down and think about it logically
Fake an attack, in cooperation with Alkaida (however you spell it)
Start a war that will last more than a decade.
Attack Nations that have nothing to do with the Faked attacks to acquire increasingly scarce natural resources, Eventually other nations will need energy resources - > they will attack us , we will attack them , by then every 1 in the middle east is going to have Nuclear weapons, they will make allied ties with other nations like North Korea, They will all attack us, with nuclear weapons we will retaliate , and since all the nations in Eurasia are close together fallout will hit collateral targets , angering them causing them to retaliate against us (thus there we have it Nuclear Winter) at our weakest point aliens will attack wiping out man kind.

Xenosaga21, Ragezone 25 Comments [2/23/2008 10:36:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Paul Firmin
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What the very fuck are you saying?, that there have been no natural catastrophes except for the last fourty years?. What about Krakatoa?.

2/23/2008 10:38:12 PM



It's funny. We've got wars, natural disasters and catastrophes of all sort since the beginning of our history, and the population has met times of explosion and decrease. What a bunch of losers, the aliens!!

2/23/2008 10:40:18 PM

aaa

Incoherent word salad with reptilian conspiracy dressing. A traditional dinner.

2/23/2008 11:11:04 PM

Old Viking

Where do Republicans fit into all this?

2/24/2008 12:53:31 AM

Genshed

This reminds me of a news story I read several years ago, about David Icke. He was going to make an appearance in British Columbia (IIRC) and the local branch of Anti-Defamation League (B'nai Brith) was going to picket the event. They'd read his stuff on the fourth-dimensional reptilian aliens, and figured (since nobody could be that rat-bastard bull-goose looney and still dress themselves) that it must be code for Teh Jooz.

A local conspiracy expert tried to persuade them, 'no, he actually believes in the fourth-dimensional reptilian aliens, he's not talking in code about Jews', and they refused to believe it. Icke was, by all reports, distressed about the confusion, but unable to allay their concerns.

2/24/2008 6:25:56 AM

Blayze Kohime

Except that the world population has skyrocketed since the 1950's. If these beings are so advanced, why don't they just kills us the 'old fashion way' with orbital bombardment? If they are advanced enough to get here regularly they are advanced enough to do that without being stopped.

2/24/2008 5:09:40 PM

POSW

OH, BUT THEY'RE WAITING UNTIL WE NUKE OURSELVES!!! THEN THEY'LL REVEAL THEIR DASTARDLY INTENTIONS!!!

Seriously, cut down on the sci-fi movies.

2/24/2008 6:17:30 PM

antichrist

It's amazing that no matter where the aliens come from, they're all humanoid (yes even the reptilians). Futurama has a better grip on reality than these people.

As far as reducing our numbers
world population 1950 - 2050
It's doubled - oops.

Until God or Jesus comes to save us all from ourselves and the aliens (hopefully)
Crap a Christian fundie mixed with a Conspiracy theorist, what a twist.
Go

2/24/2008 6:49:15 PM

booley

You have to admit...

That's the most creative bull shit that' s been seen for a while.

If you gotta be bat shit crazy, at least be interesting.

2/24/2008 10:19:35 PM

Athar

I notice that your plan doesn't really involve world affairs or events at all. It simply revolves around vague example of activities in which the united states were involved. Also your "aliens" bare a vague resemblance to the the two alien races in Perfect Dark.


In short, yer an idgit!

2/25/2008 5:45:55 AM

Zipperback

Reptilians are shape shifting beings from another dimension that passed through into our dimension when our government was doing experiments in the early 1940s to late 1950s, around the time of the Manhattan project.

Thank goodness that can't invade our dimension unless the evil Yoyodyne Corporation steals the oscillation overthruster.

2/25/2008 11:03:11 AM



Of course, life was boring before the fourties or the fifties and the invention of sci-fi(sarcasm)

2/25/2008 4:57:26 PM



It's funny, because after the fourties and the fifties and until the late seventies, population grew and is expected to keep growing.

2/25/2008 4:58:36 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

That is a special kind of nutso!
And wait, wouldn't god have had to create the aliens that want to kill us? I'm just askin'.

2/25/2008 6:11:42 PM

Thundersqueaks

"Sit down and think about it logically"

That's not good advice, Xenosaga21, if you want people to believe your "theories."


2/26/2008 5:22:21 PM

Reverend Davidius

Yet in all these attempts to reduce our population, it is higher than ever and always growing. I think we offset the loss from 9/11 in about a month, not to demean the tragedy, but yeah, no masive loss of life has ever more than slightly dented our population, so your ailien theory is wrong.

2/29/2008 3:32:53 PM



This is madness

8/29/2008 1:17:53 AM

Trask

Loosen the tin foil hat, mate. Methinks it's cutting off the circulation to your brain.

8/20/2009 11:27:26 PM

Nicole

So "good" aliens are pretty and "bad" aliens are ugly. Good to know it's that easy to tell them apart.

2/22/2010 2:02:24 PM



THE OLD ONE WAKES
ALL HIS FAITHFUL SHALL SING
GLORY GLORY BE TO OUR MASTER
HE WHO IS THE DREAMER
AND ALL THE UNFAITHFUL SHALL BURN
IN THE WRATH OF THE OLD ONE

8/10/2011 1:27:16 AM

Anonymous42

So, these aliens have the technology to make earthquakes that require gigatons of energy. Wouldn't it be easier to just, I don't know, blow up a couple of cities from orbit. That's much better bang for your buck, but no, they've got to put the energy into making a bunch of natural disasters which hardly scratch the human population.

8/13/2011 8:01:54 PM

Dinjoralo

"It has to do with Katrina.
Katrina
Alkaida
...Both start with a K."
I'm sorry, the butchered spelling of al-Qaeda reminded me of a joke, from Gabriel Iglesias.

12/5/2012 5:45:18 AM

Kuno

Every War / Natural catastrophe since then was orchestrated with the intent of lowering the human population.

So you are saying that without the aliens wars and natural catastrophes would have just stopped? How is that supposed to work?

think about it logically

You first.

12/5/2012 7:42:56 AM

TimeToTurn

Stop dropping acid while playing Xenosaga with the news on.

4/16/2014 9:36:18 PM



And your evidence for any of this actually being anything other than crap pulled out of your ass is...

Thought so.

4/18/2014 8:46:20 PM
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