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i hate it when stupid kids decide to be atheist, what the f*ck could have happened to you in your life so far that you think god does not exist..what did daddy not give you the right christmas present? You're 14 unless you have personaly experienced some serious shit or have searched for god and not found anything who the hell are you to call yourself that.....pffffft stupid teenagers and their damn idiotic tags and labels.

Acanthus, www.gaiaonline.com 65 Comments [2/25/2008 2:22:56 AM]
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Dirian

Yah! Because everyone starts out being Christian!

2/25/2008 2:25:17 AM

Mister Spak

What happened to you to make you so stupid? Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? Is that how people become christian?

2/25/2008 2:29:28 AM

solomongrundy

A teenager being a teenager?
.....pffffft indeed

2/25/2008 2:31:21 AM

Exasperated

*twitch* *twitch*

AAAAAAHHHHHHGGH! the stereotypes! it burns us!

2/25/2008 2:32:46 AM

Daring Dirk

This, boys and girls, is the perfect example of how not to make a persuasive argument.

2/25/2008 2:34:39 AM

Sick_Of_Fundy_Shit

If people have "searched for god and not found anything" it's because there's nothing to find.

And of course phrases like "stupid kids", "stupid teenagers" and "damn idiotic" are *not* tags and labels, are they?

2/25/2008 2:37:41 AM

Osiris

I call this argument from "pffffft loser".

2/25/2008 2:38:05 AM

cyborgtroy

How are there not any LOLS in there? Did you go back and edit them out?

2/25/2008 2:39:13 AM

Detrs

Serious shit and serious search. I'm in my mid-20s.

Happy?

2/25/2008 2:54:51 AM

approximate

I'll bet those "stupid teenagers" are far more literate than you are, fuckstick.

2/25/2008 2:55:17 AM



Yeah I hate it when stupid kids decide to be atheist, it fucks up the natural order of things. The stupid ones are supposed to become fundies.

2/25/2008 3:03:48 AM

antichrist

Yeah, they're the stupid kids

And using * form of swearing is still swearing. Your god is so stupid he doesn't know what f*ck means?

And at 14 a lot of people have experienced some "serious shit"


2/25/2008 3:15:21 AM

Jacob

Yeah, and you're what? Twelve?

2/25/2008 3:45:56 AM

LOLKILLZ

Sounds like you were bullied by some atheists. Are you okway? Are you okway lwittle bwaby?

2/25/2008 3:48:28 AM

God

You're 14 unless you have personaly experienced some serious shit
There are plenty of 14 year olds that experienced more hardtimes in a week then you will in a lifetime.

2/25/2008 4:11:08 AM

Giveitaday

Is it that hard to accept that at 14 some peolpe have either searched for and not found a god or come to a realization that given the depth and breadth of the cosmos, a god who monitors your every thought and gets angered if you do not worship him is highly improbable.

Speaking for myself I'd say that any faith I had went out the window about the same time I found out that a global flood was more or less impossible... that was when i was 9 years old.

Secondly why would not getting the chistmas present you wanted have anything to with become an atheist, the "Angry Atheist" is largely a myth, yes there are some people out there that adopt the label atheist because they are acting out against a religious parental authority, and some who have become angered at the god of thier choice because of unaswered prayers or such, but for the most part they are a minority.

In closing prehaps people should find out a little more about others motive for they're lack of faith before lashing lashing out in a juvinile tirade...

2/25/2008 4:13:28 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Let's hear it for self-determination!

Daring Dirk sums it up.


2/25/2008 4:24:21 AM

agentCDE

"what the f*ck could have happened to you in your life so far that you think god does not exist"

I realized I had an appendix.

2/25/2008 4:29:27 AM

Papabear

I hate it when seemingly smart kids decide to take up a religion. What the heck happened in their lives to make them abandon reason and logic, and opt for imaginary friends and fairy tales? What, did Daddy not give them a firm base in critical thinking?

I'd make fun of the rest of the post, but it's too incoherant.

2/25/2008 4:30:59 AM

Reverend Davidius

I actually didn't become a full blown athiest until I was 22 (5 weeks ago). Before that, I tried about 4.5 years of pagan/agnosticism to basically fill the void of christianity while I came to cope with the thoughts of no afterlife, etc. (my friend was depressed over the afterlife thing for a while, so I avoided it). The fact is, I gave up my faith in christianity after several months of *'thinking'* so yeah, christianity works just fine for anyone used to it until they start thinking about life.

@Mister Spak - I WAS lowered head-first by my dad into the kitchen garbage while both of my parents were laughing... or was that a dream...I was pretty young...

2/25/2008 5:12:56 AM

Mike

Yeah, because no teenager can decide what religion or non-religion to follow.

2/25/2008 5:21:40 AM

David G

i hate it when stupid kids decide to be religious, what the f*ck could have happened to you in your life so far that you think god exists..what did daddy not give you the right christmas present so you felt like you needed to pray for it, or to have god smite him? You're 14 unless you have personaly experienced some serious shit or have searched for god and been deluded into believing you saw a miracle who the hell are you to call yourself that.....pffffft stupid teenagers and their damn idiotic tags and labels.

...fixed...

2/25/2008 5:28:48 AM

FMG

I hate it when stupid "adults" decided to not use punctuation then have the audacity to call kids who decide not to worship a sky wizard "stupid". What the hell happened to you in your life that you think capital letters do not exist? Did your priest say "Capital letters are Satan's hallmark in giving certain words greater emphasis when all words are equally sinful in the eyes of God?" Good grief man you are above "teen" years and have access to the internet. Unless you are suffering from serious mental problems you should abide by the rules of the english language. Damn adults who think that the English language is something to rape and butcher at their whim just cause they believe in a God...

Fixed!

2/25/2008 7:07:00 AM

Nemesis

Cute.

These 'stupid kids' are clearly smarter than you.

And by the way, older people do not have a corner on suffering. There are plenty of young people who have seen a great deal of strife and difficulty in spite of their youth.

2/25/2008 8:30:57 AM

Thammuz

Too cool a nickname for so much of a moron...

2/25/2008 9:03:48 AM
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