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Teaching Darwinism is teaching sorcery. As a scientist, darwinism is a tumor growing on a legit field. It is fading. the hard core atheists are clinging and desparate. Piltdown man is dead. It discovered the psychopathology in the darwinian movement.

Coadie, Christian forums 48 Comments [2/24/2008 10:05:09 PM]
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booley

"Teaching Darwinism is teaching sorcery."

He's absolutely RIGHT!

I learned About Evolution..I mean Darwinism in school.

Now I can transmute lead into gold and summon my familiar to smite my enemies!!

Even now I am reading Origin of Species so I can make a +3 hammer of Fundie slaying.





Or maybe that was those mushrooms I ate.

2/24/2008 10:14:10 PM

Nowonmai

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't you fundies happy?

And medicine is what? Alchemy?

2/24/2008 10:17:41 PM

Papabear

"Teaching Darwinism is teaching sorcery."

No, a being creating everything, that's sorcery.


"As a scientist,"

(choke, gag) You're no more a scientist than I am a ballerina.


"darwinism is a tumor growing on a legit field."

The ToE is one of the pillars of modern biology.


"It is fading."

Only in the minds of those deluded by religions.


"the hard core atheists are clinging and desparate."

No, you're mistaking exasperation for desperation.


"Piltdown man is dead."

No, Piltdown man never existed... just like God.


"It discovered the psychopathology in the darwinian movement."

No, Piltdown man never discovered anything. See above.

Reasoned, logical thinking is not a psychopathology. Believing in an ancient book of fairy tales, well...

2/24/2008 10:20:58 PM



Oh lord, Piltdown man again? "One supposed missing link was proven fake, therefore all of them are fakes"

Ah, fundie 'logic'.

2/24/2008 10:21:01 PM

Mike

Lying for Jesus...

2/24/2008 10:25:03 PM

szena

You're right, Piltdown Man is dead. However, that's about the only thing you have right.

2/24/2008 10:26:01 PM

Osiris

Number of hominids that turned out to be fake: 1.

Number of hominids that turned out to be real: 20.

2/24/2008 10:31:40 PM

John

Piltdown man is dead.

Yeah. So are the following:

Scientists calculated the positions of the planets and found Joshua's "missing day".

Paluxy River "Man Tracks"

The Japanese found a dead plesiosaur.

Archaeopteryx is a fraud.

Almost anything by Ron Wyatt.

2/24/2008 10:31:44 PM

Vampirehummingbird

Piltdown Man was proven to be a fake by SCIENTISTS not creationists.

Do some research and contribute to knowledge rather than piss and moan about anything that doesn't fit into your preconcieved notions about how it is "supposed" to be.

2/24/2008 10:34:25 PM

Detrs

Are you going to attack Haeckel's embryos as an encore?

2/24/2008 10:41:04 PM

Septic Sceptic

"Piltdown man is dead. It discovered the psychopathology in the darwinian movement."

"Don Darwin, that Piltdown man is gettin' too big for his boots. He knows too much. We gotta snuff him out."

"His persistence in investigating the psychopathology of my theories shows me no respect. Tonight Piltdown man sleeps with the Tristychius."

2/24/2008 10:44:38 PM

approximate

So, tell me how "the tumor" is growing and fading at the same time, motard.

2/24/2008 11:16:36 PM

FMG

Teaching Darwinism is sorcery... However teaching evolution is not...

As a scientist you will know that piltdown man while being a hoax is not the only piece of evidence we have. Literally tonnes of evidence is there for it.

2/24/2008 11:27:26 PM

Blackvoice


I'm a sorcerer? Why doesn't anyone tell me anything? I guess this Piltdown is a great necromancer.

2/24/2008 11:32:52 PM

Beachin'Librarian

"Does that mean Darwin's greater than Dumbledor?" she asked in a small voice, unwilling to believe it.

2/24/2008 11:35:45 PM

Happymealungen

And splitting the Red Sea and turning water into wine is NOT sorcery?

2/24/2008 11:39:29 PM

Old Viking

The Piltdown Man hoax was discovered by scientists. Nearly 60 years ago. Where've ya been, Coadie?

2/25/2008 12:01:27 AM

Alethe

One hoax (long since disproven) invalidates all of evolutionary theory.
One fact, no matter how questionable, validates all of the Bible.

Fundy logic at its best.

2/25/2008 12:10:45 AM

Ningen

Piltdown man is dead.

The only thing he got correct.

2/25/2008 12:22:16 AM

The Arrogant Atheist

Teaching Creationism is teaching sorcery. As a scientist, Design Hypothesis is a growing tumor on a legit field. It is fading. The hard core christians are clinging and desperate. Tiktaalik is alive. It discovered the psychopathology in the Creation movement.

-fixed

2/25/2008 12:35:01 AM

John

Piltdown man is dead. It discovered the psychopathology in the darwinian movement.

So what's his point? Is he trying to say that because scientists were once fooled by a deliberate fraud, therefore all of science is the result of fraud? That's ridiculous. That's like saying that because Ted Haggard was a lying, cheating hypocrite, all fundamentalists are lying, cheating hypocrite.

OK, bad example ...

2/25/2008 12:39:19 AM

McCulloch

Teaching Darwinism is teaching sorcery.
Evolution is science; sorcery is magic. Magic, you know, like prayer for healing and water into wine.

As a scientist, darwinism is a tumor growing on a legit field.
Darwinism is not a scientist. Get your grammar right before you shoot your mouth off.

It is fading.
That's right. Fewer universities are teaching evolutionary principles in biology. Other scientists are not discovering Darwin's Dangerous Principle and applying it successfully in their fields. You have blinders on.

the hard core atheists are clinging and desparate.
Including the increasing number of theists who embrace evolution.

Piltdown man is dead.
Proving the strength of true science. It is self-correcting.

It discovered the psychopathology in the darwinian movement.WTF?

2/25/2008 12:39:19 AM

Caustic Gnostic

We are having all your fossils, silly bibler.

2/25/2008 1:03:10 AM

Seamus D

I know from experience that Coadie has his head firmly wedged up his ass, but I have rarely seen such a poorly written group of sentences. "Darwinism" is a scientist? Piltdown Man discovered psychopathology? Does he even know what sorcery is?

2/25/2008 1:47:50 AM

David D.G.

I would not be surprised if the next "sentence" in this word salad were to be, "All your science are belong to us."


~David D.G.

2/25/2008 1:49:05 AM
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