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oo! Like Oprah!? Thats mean of me. Lets try this again, OO! Like Dennis Rodman!?
2/25/2008 6:45:09 PM
Based on what?
2/25/2008 6:45:30 PM
I will immediately go to the local porn shop and search the videos for this lesbian. I will have to watch each video several times to make sure I don't miss her.
2/25/2008 6:45:58 PM
Is this Clinton? Fucking hell, make your minds up. Obama or Hillary, they can't both be the antichrist...
OR CAN THEY?
Also, I would hardly call Mrs Clinton androgynous. And as for diabolical spiritual power: the fact that she seems to be losing out to Obama should tell you something...
UNLESS OBAMA IS EVEN MORE DEMONIC!
2/25/2008 6:48:54 PM
Hit me clown.
lesbian of diabolical spiritual power.
I'd ttly buy this comic.
2/25/2008 6:55:38 PM
1 John 2:22 "Who is a liar but HE that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? HE is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son."
Another fundie dipwad who hasn't read his own Bible.
Edit - I take that back; he was a professor of New Testament at Westminster Seminary. He read the Bible; like most fundies, he just cherry-picked the parts he agreed with.
2/25/2008 6:57:16 PM
Could it be... Ann Coulter?!?!!
(Oh, come on! She couldn't be more in the closet if she lived in Narnia !)
2/25/2008 7:09:44 PM
I'm going to name my band "Androgynous Lesbian of Diabolical Spiritual Power" THAT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2/25/2008 7:11:15 PM
I for one will welcome our new androgynous lesbian master.
(Also: I refuse to believe that post is real.)
2/25/2008 7:17:31 PM
If Hillary gets elected will we see the fundies getting raptured?
Reason enough to vote for her, perhaps?
2/25/2008 7:22:51 PM
When will these Fundies realize that "Antichrist" isn't even mentioned in their precious Book of Revelation?
Probably when they actually read their own Bible ... i.e. never.
2/25/2008 7:24:50 PM
I dunno. My thought is that anyone who heeds the apostle paul is a potential antichrist.
Precision =/= prediction. Dictionary time for Peter Jones.
2/25/2008 7:30:20 PM
Holy hell, I'm the Antichrist !
2/25/2008 7:31:55 PM
In other words, a witch.
Your pathetic religion fears a witch.
note: none of the witches I've met have been even remotely androgynous, and the majority have been straight.
2/25/2008 7:35:51 PM
Ohh, can I be the antichrist? That'd be awesome! Um, does she have to be androgynous? I'm pretty girly...
Also... she/he could be an androgynous lesbian? If it was a he, wouldn't that make it an androgynous straight dude? I know guys joke about being lesbians in male bodies, but...
2/25/2008 7:50:46 PM
I very much suspect Peter Jones is just making this rubbish up as he goes along, just as generations of con-men have done before him.
2/25/2008 7:52:26 PM
Check out the rest of the site. CWiPP is a regular ol' fundy oasis.
2/25/2008 7:56:30 PM
@solomonungrundy: ('I very much suspect Peter Jones is just making this rubbish up as he goes along')
It even says so on the tin:
'[...] edited by Tal Brooke of Spiritual Counterfeits Project'
2/25/2008 8:00:00 PM
Ohnoes! I is spooked!
2/25/2008 8:01:28 PM
Why an "androgynous" lesbian? Why not a hot as hell lesbian?
2/25/2008 8:20:20 PM
Have none of you Christians watched "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil"?
The antichrist is a hot female with red hair, glasses, and some sort of art vibe. She works at that like Mexican restaurant her father owns.
2/25/2008 8:26:06 PM
Of course they blanch. If the antichrist will imitate Jesus in every possible aspect, the sex is a very basic one. Be consequent, if women can't be priests or pastors because Jesus was a man, the Antichrist can't be a woman.
2/25/2008 8:29:05 PM
2/25/2008 8:49:22 PM
How does that work out? I mean, lesbian means attracted to OTHER women, but since the person in question is neither a man nor a woman...
2/25/2008 8:52:00 PM
@ David B.
Ann Coulter looks too much like a man to be androgynous.
2/25/2008 8:52:11 PM
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