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Some readers blanched when I suggested in a previous book that perhaps the Antichrist would be a woman.28 While no one knows for sure, I would hazard a further precision based on recent events - she/he could be an androgynous lesbian of diabolical spiritual power.

Peter Jones, CWiPP 65 Comments [2/25/2008 6:41:08 PM]
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yodaman23

oo! Like Oprah!? Thats mean of me. Lets try this again, OO! Like Dennis Rodman!?

2/25/2008 6:45:09 PM

Osiris

Based on what?

2/25/2008 6:45:30 PM

Mister Spak

I will immediately go to the local porn shop and search the videos for this lesbian. I will have to watch each video several times to make sure I don't miss her.

2/25/2008 6:45:58 PM

Septic Sceptic

Is this Clinton? Fucking hell, make your minds up. Obama or Hillary, they can't both be the antichrist...

OR CAN THEY?

Also, I would hardly call Mrs Clinton androgynous. And as for diabolical spiritual power: the fact that she seems to be losing out to Obama should tell you something...

UNLESS OBAMA IS EVEN MORE DEMONIC!

:-O

2/25/2008 6:48:54 PM

Hit me clown.

lesbian of diabolical spiritual power.

I'd ttly buy this comic.

2/25/2008 6:55:38 PM

John

1 John 2:22 "Who is a liar but HE that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? HE is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son."

Another fundie dipwad who hasn't read his own Bible.

Edit - I take that back; he was a professor of New Testament at Westminster Seminary. He read the Bible; like most fundies, he just cherry-picked the parts he agreed with.

2/25/2008 6:57:16 PM

David B.

Could it be... Ann Coulter?!?!!

[size=8](Oh, come on! She couldn't be more in the closet if she lived in Narnia !)[/size]

2/25/2008 7:09:44 PM

Mudflappus

I'm going to name my band "Androgynous Lesbian of Diabolical Spiritual Power" THAT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/25/2008 7:11:15 PM

Blayze Kohime

I for one will welcome our new androgynous lesbian master.

(Also: I refuse to believe that post is real.)

2/25/2008 7:17:31 PM

cool cats

So...

If Hillary gets elected will we see the fundies getting raptured?

Reason enough to vote for her, perhaps?

2/25/2008 7:22:51 PM

tracer

When will these Fundies realize that "Antichrist" isn't even mentioned in their precious Book of Revelation?

Probably when they actually read their own Bible ... i.e. never.

2/25/2008 7:24:50 PM

Caustic Gnostic

I dunno. My thought is that anyone who heeds the apostle paul is a potential antichrist.

Precision =/= prediction. Dictionary time for Peter Jones.

2/25/2008 7:30:20 PM

Marie-Annick

Holy hell, I'm the Antichrist !

2/25/2008 7:31:55 PM

approximate

In other words, a witch.

Your pathetic religion fears a witch.

note: none of the witches I've met have been even remotely androgynous, and the majority have been straight.

2/25/2008 7:35:51 PM

Tina

Ohh, can I be the antichrist? That'd be awesome! Um, does she have to be androgynous? I'm pretty girly...

Also... she/he could be an androgynous lesbian? If it was a he, wouldn't that make it an androgynous straight dude? I know guys joke about being lesbians in male bodies, but...

2/25/2008 7:50:46 PM

solomongrundy

I very much suspect Peter Jones is just making this rubbish up as he goes along, just as generations of con-men have done before him.

2/25/2008 7:52:26 PM

Zeromus

Check out the rest of the site. CWiPP is a regular ol' fundy oasis.

2/25/2008 7:56:30 PM

stoat100

@solomonungrundy: ('I very much suspect Peter Jones is just making this rubbish up as he goes along')

It even says so on the tin:

'[...] edited by Tal Brooke of Spiritual Counterfeits Project'

2/25/2008 8:00:00 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

Ohnoes! I is spooked!

2/25/2008 8:01:28 PM

Cheese

Why an "androgynous" lesbian? Why not a hot as hell lesbian?

2/25/2008 8:20:20 PM

cyborgtroy

Have none of you Christians watched "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil"?

The antichrist is a hot female with red hair, glasses, and some sort of art vibe. She works at that like Mexican restaurant her father owns.

Duh.

2/25/2008 8:26:06 PM



Of course they blanch. If the antichrist will imitate Jesus in every possible aspect, the sex is a very basic one. Be consequent, if women can't be priests or pastors because Jesus was a man, the Antichrist can't be a woman.

2/25/2008 8:29:05 PM

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2/25/2008 8:49:22 PM

TerriblyAmused

Androgynous lesbian...?
How does that work out? I mean, lesbian means attracted to OTHER women, but since the person in question is neither a man nor a woman...

2/25/2008 8:52:00 PM

James

@ David B.

Ann Coulter looks too much like a man to be androgynous.

2/25/2008 8:52:11 PM
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