Some readers blanched when I suggested in a previous book that perhaps the Antichrist would be a woman.28 While no one knows for sure, I would hazard a further precision based on recent events - she/he could be an androgynous lesbian of diabolical spiritual power.
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Is this Clinton? Fucking hell, make your minds up. Obama or Hillary, they can't both be the antichrist...
OR CAN THEY?
Also, I would hardly call Mrs Clinton androgynous. And as for diabolical spiritual power: the fact that she seems to be losing out to Obama should tell you something...
UNLESS OBAMA IS EVEN MORE DEMONIC!
:-O
1 John 2:22 "Who is a liar but HE that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? HE is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son."
Another fundie dipwad who hasn't read his own Bible.
Edit - I take that back; he was a professor of New Testament at Westminster Seminary. He read the Bible; like most fundies, he just cherry-picked the parts he agreed with.
Could it be... Ann Coulter?!?!!
(Oh, come on! She couldn't be more in the closet if she lived in Narnia !)
So...
If Hillary gets elected will we see the fundies getting raptured?
Reason enough to vote for her, perhaps?
In other words, a witch.
Your pathetic religion fears a witch.
note: none of the witches I've met have been even remotely androgynous, and the majority have been straight.
Ohh, can I be the antichrist? That'd be awesome! Um, does she have to be androgynous? I'm pretty girly...
Also... she/he could be an androgynous lesbian? If it was a he, wouldn't that make it an androgynous straight dude? I know guys joke about being lesbians in male bodies, but...
@solomonungrundy: ('I very much suspect Peter Jones is just making this rubbish up as he goes along')
It even says so on the tin:
'[...] edited by Tal Brooke of Spiritual Counterfeits Project'
Have none of you Christians watched "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil"?
The antichrist is a hot female with red hair, glasses, and some sort of art vibe. She works at that like Mexican restaurant her father owns.
Duh.
Of course they blanch. If the antichrist will imitate Jesus in every possible aspect, the sex is a very basic one. Be consequent, if women can't be priests or pastors because Jesus was a man, the Antichrist can't be a woman.
Julia sweeney of SNL admits that Pat, her androgynous character from the 1990's, is in fact the antichrist. -sarcasm off-
Keep your hazardous PREDICTIONS to yourself.
Ahh....
Someone who can't make money off of regular Christianity, so he's making up his own. Some sort of Christianity/New Age wanna be cult leader.
I mean the guy quotes Shirley MacLaine.
So if Christ is cosmic (according to you) why is the Antichrist real? Why wouldn't the Antichrist be as "cosmic" as Christ?
You make up all this bullshit out of....... your ass? You just pick up everything you hear, and glue it on to your beliefs. I mean Christ is the Antichrist? isn't that what Charles Manson said? Or was it Koresh, I can't remember.
I'd put the notes on your page, however there is no comments page. But as always the big handy donations button is always there.
The Queen of Great Britain and Ireland is the Antichrist? Surely, you lie, sir. My seconds will certainly call on you for satisfaction.
Hairbrushes are my weapon of choice, of course. We shall meet at dawn, sir, behind the cathedral.
The Antichrist will an angel-human hybrid, or possibly a fish-human hybrid. No one knows for sure which, so be on guard for EITHER, constantly!
The anti-Christ could also be a frog.
There could also be no anti-Christ.
Believe me, Peter, the possibilities are ENDLESS.
"An Androgynous lesbian of diabolical spirirtual power?"
Wow, that sounds like a badass supervillian in a comic book.
Okay, that settles it. From now on, Christians are not allowed to watch anime within four hours of bedtime. What's next, an anti-christ with tentacles? I hope P.Z. Myers is watching his back!
Confused?
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