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#415548
cyborgtroy
Well that makes.... no sense at all...
2/25/2008 2:57:31 PM
#415549
That Guy
¬_¬
...Is this quote a parody?
checks source, oh it's fox noise.
2/25/2008 2:59:02 PM
#415551
TerriblyAmused
Yes, because teens getting pregnant is part of the New World Order's master plan!
I mean, c'mon...
Also, CONTRACEPTIVES REDUCE THE RISK OF PEOPLE GETTING PREGNANT. DO YER F*CKING RESEARCH!
2/25/2008 3:00:50 PM
#415555
ArmandT
Yeah, how come I'm no longer surprised.
2/25/2008 3:03:36 PM
#415556
Pill_Grim_Phill
Irony?
These people need to get over their fear of sex.
Only the most brainwashed of kids are going to keep it in their pants. Mommy and Daddy's generation wasn't much better, get off your high horse.
2/25/2008 3:05:38 PM
#415561
*insert your favorite facepalm image here*
2/25/2008 3:12:26 PM
#415562
Caustic Gnostic
I'm going to design a new line of chastity belts for those retards' teenagers. It should automatically receive the endorsement of the cranio-anal set.
Just to be sneaky, I'll incorporate an automatic masturbatory function.....
2/25/2008 3:13:00 PM
#415568
Quantum Mechanic
Just say no.
2/25/2008 3:16:50 PM
#415571
In other news, they've vowed to stop all disease by preventing access to all medicines, and vowed to stamp out hunger by denying people food.
2/25/2008 3:18:54 PM
#415583
John
Reducing the teen pregnancy rate isn't a priority for fundies. Their first priority is to stop teens from the "sin" of having more fun than them having sex. Reducing teen pregnancy, if it happens as a result, is just an added bonus.
Fundie logic: if they're afraid of getting pregnant, they won't have sex; but if they do, then the hell with them: they deserve the punishment of getting pregnant for the sin of fornication.
2/25/2008 3:30:09 PM
#415625
Regarding the fact that, with numbers, their method has failed..............
2/25/2008 3:49:04 PM
#415631
You never studied Latin, did you?. Otherwise, you'd mean what it means CONTRA CONCEPTIVE.
2/25/2008 3:51:27 PM
#415644
Daken
take away birth control, that will stop the breading.... wait
2/25/2008 4:01:53 PM
#415652
liana
...
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2/25/2008 4:03:55 PM
#415658
Mister Spak
Because it makes too much sense to do something that works.
2/25/2008 4:05:22 PM
#415661
antichrist
This is utter bullshit. Christian groups do not want to reduce teen pregnancy rates. They want those kids knocked up and married by that holy age of 14.
I know fundies with pregnant teenage girls, they're excited about the baby, but they want those two 16 year olds married ASAP. And of course the girl drops out of school, because she has found her true calling.
Abstinence doesn't work! The highest teen pregnancy rates are in the so-called bible belt, because those kids believe stupid fairy tales about how "not" to get pregnant.
2/25/2008 4:06:48 PM
#415664
Brain_In_A_Jar
Do we really need to say anything here?
2/25/2008 4:08:14 PM
#415683
WMDKitty
Dear God, Please Make The Stupid Stop!
2/25/2008 4:29:22 PM
#415701
logicprevails
geniuses!
2/25/2008 4:41:58 PM
#415705
approximate
I take it they're believers in immaculate contraception?
2/25/2008 4:47:58 PM
#415711
Mike
2/25/2008 4:51:42 PM
#415729
aaa
Too funny to be serious stuff. But it's from Faux News, making it even funnier!
2/25/2008 5:03:03 PM
#415734
Osiris
Of course.
2/25/2008 5:06:03 PM
#415748
Øyvind
Thank you for making me laugh. I needed that.
2/25/2008 5:11:09 PM
#415752
Septic Sceptic
Ah come on, give them some credit! I'll bet this is part of some greater plan that will destroy the teen pregnancy rate!
Of course I couldn't imagine what it could be, but i'm sure it will be an extremely cunning feint. Like when George Bush told the terrorists to "bring it on", these protestors will have something up their sleeve other than contraception to deal with the crisis. They must just have their reasons for making themselves appear to be utterly incompetant. It'll be part of the plan.
Yes, the way to lower the teen pregnancy rate is to ensure that more sperm fertilise eggs, then watch the Denver religious groups spring into action. It's the only explaination.
2/25/2008 5:14:24 PM
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