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I know I'll probably get as much flak from this next post as I did two years ago, but this is weighing heavily on my heart and mind, and I believe that another "threshhold line" is being approached with the movie Juno which is up for Academy Award for Best Picture. Two years ago, when Brokeback Mountain was nominated for Best Picture of the Year for the 78th Academy Awards, I wrote that we -- The United States of America -- as a nation should expect Judgment from God if Brokeback... was the winner of Best Picture. I believe that, this year, if Juno wins Best Picture, we should see God's judgment as well. I may receive a lot of criticism (just like I did in `06 with Brokeback...), but I believe that this abomination of a movie is one of the worst ever made, and the fact that it has been nominated for Best Picture is a line in which the USA cannot, and must not, cross, as this will affect millions of teens world wide, encouraging them to totally disrespect their parents and their parents' authority, and enter into (or continue in) sexual relationships, which -- as statistics show -- is unhealthy, dangerous, and ultimatetly destructive for all parties involved. The fact that Juno glosses over the consequences of teenage sexual promiscuity, teenage pregnancy, and parental authority, not to mention glorifies divorce, and makes a mockery of sexual purity in general, is enough to make one wretch and weep at the direction modern society is going towards. I seriously fear for world-wide society at large, and US Society in particular, if such a movie is given the highest award in the world that a film can receive. And yes, I do blelieve that God will seriously expedite his execution of sentence for the USA if Juno wins best picture...

Blue_Tiger, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [2/25/2008 7:57:09 PM]
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jsonitsac

Yep, cause God loves psycho human terminators who use cattle killing devices on humans.

2/25/2008 7:58:52 PM

toothache

somehow, I doubt it.

2/25/2008 8:00:42 PM

Well Spoken

Btw, if you are gay, then you are an atheist. There's no way around it.

2/25/2008 8:02:26 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

god watches the Oscars? Must be a slow night.

2/25/2008 8:04:06 PM

Mezimatif

There are so many other movies out right now that you could nit-pick, and you choose juno? it's a comedy of what is actually happening now. If god has such a problem with it, he would have sent his squirrely wrath on us already. it's a movie depicting some things that are REAL. get over it.

2/25/2008 8:04:29 PM

Caustic Gnostic

You miss the point of "entertainment", B_T.

And yes, I do blelieve that God will seriously expedite his execution of sentence for the USA if Juno wins best picture...

Blelieve it or not! *snark*

2/25/2008 8:07:51 PM

Mathew

Why are you so obsessed with teens having sex? Pedophile...

2/25/2008 8:08:01 PM

Thammuz

I almost choked when i read "sexual purity". HOW is it possible that this junk is still around? man i hate these hypocrits... Also, i doubt god really cares what a frikking movie is about...

2/25/2008 8:10:41 PM

Jack Bauer

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

God is a movie critic. Hopefully he'll have better taste than "no country for old men".

2/25/2008 8:11:26 PM

MysticalChicken

I'll bet you he hasn't even seen it (especially since, if he had, he'd have been happy that Juno did not get an abortion as she had originally planned). He probably just saw the trailer and thought "Teen pregnancy! It must be satanic!"

On another note, Juno is my current favorite movie, so to read the sentence "this abomination of a movie is one of the worst ever made" made me bristle.

2/25/2008 8:13:01 PM

Doctor Whom

We've solved one of the most pressing theological questions ever. Why won't God stop plagues and famines? He's too busy being a movie critic.

2/25/2008 8:14:33 PM

Little Miss

Funny how apparently openness with sexuality as a culture leads to evil, but Sweden, where they're culturally more open about sex and sexuality, as 14% teen pregnancy rate that America, which has a rate of 3.4 divorces for ever 1000 people and like a 26% teen pregnacny rate. I love it when USA Today and Enviromental Studies gives me proof that people are stupid....

2/25/2008 8:20:10 PM

Martha Jones

There, it didn't win, the one with my mom's favorite actor did. Happ-ier now?

2/25/2008 8:20:14 PM

dudeman

Blue_Tiger...you are out of your mind. It is a movie. God has much more important things to worry about.

2/25/2008 8:21:43 PM

Septic Sceptic

Coincidentally, what you have forgotten to point out is that after Brokeback Mountain won three Oscars, absolutly nothing that could be counted as judgement took place.

(This is your cue to dive into Google and find a natural disaster that took place months later on a different continent that proves God hates movies about gay cowboys.)

P.S- Anton Chigurh kills your God from behind with a pair of handcuffs.

2/25/2008 8:26:46 PM

cyborgtroy

Glosses over? I thought the movie was about how that dude got that girl pregnant, and it was awkward since they were in like junior high and not of the stereotypical demographic that you would expect to be pregnant in junior high.

2/25/2008 8:27:34 PM

Knotilus

Nah.

Now, Transformers losing out to The Golden Compass for visual effects? Surely a sign that the end is near.

2/25/2008 8:27:45 PM

posty

Shouldn't you be happy that she didn't get an abortion? And that the evil promiscuous teenage girl got what was coming to her by going through pregnancy/childbirth?

2/25/2008 8:29:19 PM



And what happened when Brockeback Mountain was nominated that made you think so much?. That's why people think that you're total vultures.

2/25/2008 8:32:06 PM

Papabear

You're absolutely right! If you keep saying stupid things, you will receive a lot of criticism.

2/25/2008 8:35:09 PM

Sparkie

Well, thank Bob a movie about murderers and drug dealers won Best Picture! I am sure that Fanboy God is pleased.

2/25/2008 8:37:55 PM

onoma

OMGTEHSEX!1!

2/25/2008 8:40:00 PM

TerriblyAmused

From what I've read, God doesn't have much of a sense of humor! It stands to reason that his taste in movies leaves something to be desired...
In conclusion, GTFO.

2/25/2008 8:41:40 PM

MysticalChicken

cyborgtroy: They were in highschool. The characters were 16 (at least, Juno was).

2/25/2008 8:41:42 PM

John

The funny thing is, except for some earthquakes in Hawaii, almost all of the 2006 US disasters happened in the Bible Belt, where many theaters banned Brokeback Mountain. If God was trying to punish people, once again He has lousy aim.

2/25/2008 8:48:52 PM
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