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The Bible is the God-breathed revelation of Himself, and for you to put what YOU THINK above what is right and what God said is completely and utterly wrong, it's independent and feministic, and you are making a mockery of Christianity.

Deeper, Christian Teen Forums 56 Comments [2/25/2008 7:59:28 PM]
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911 Was an Inside Job

George W Bush is a Terrorist.

2/25/2008 8:00:14 PM

Jack Bauer

I love this kind of reasoning. If you don't agree with us 100 percent, you make a mockery out of god.

2/25/2008 8:04:51 PM

Dracus

let's weigh the chioces

being a slave <-> offending a bunch of fundies who are gonna be offended anyway because you showed your ankles

man, I hate dilemmas

2/25/2008 8:04:52 PM

Thammuz

I smell circular logic...

2/25/2008 8:05:13 PM

big baby jesus

say it as many times as you like, it doesnt make it true

2/25/2008 8:07:32 PM

Raven Blackhawk

I don't want to be god's bitch, kthnx.

2/25/2008 8:09:29 PM

Doctor Whom

Fundamentalism in a nutshell?

2/25/2008 8:15:24 PM

Septic Sceptic

Thinking for yourself and being independent are feminine traits? Does this mean I have to go around in drag? I really don't have the legs for a skirt...

2/25/2008 8:16:16 PM

Caustic Gnostic

I THINK fundies are, generally speaking, fucking idiots...primarily because they got suckered by a book full of lying bullshit. "Christianity", as fundies practice it, makes a mockery of any higher principle.

That's what I THINK.

2/25/2008 8:17:54 PM

Brainy

This is exactly what gets into situations like Iraq, and the militarization of religion. Like the great Josh Ritter says:

"Its a Bible or bullet they put over your heart/its getting harder and harder to tell them apart."

2/25/2008 8:19:44 PM

cyborgtroy

I love mocking circular logic, though!

2/25/2008 8:23:35 PM



Read the topic, it's hilarious. Everyone's being all civil and logical and politically correct and then Deeper comes in and goes RRRARGHHHH STONE TEH QUERS RRRHGGGGGGGHHHH

2/25/2008 8:31:42 PM

onoma

feministic? explain.

2/25/2008 8:34:15 PM

Giveitaday

YOU THINK the bible is god's direct revelation... I THINK it's a book of revenge fantasies and mythology... If thinking for myself makes a mockery of your religion then maybe your religion needs to be mocked.

-N

2/25/2008 8:34:44 PM



As oposed to select where you want to be a Bible literalist and be a fascist sheep and patriarchal. And anyway, you're mocking Christianity all the time not following a iota of what Jesus said, what's the problem with one more joining?

2/25/2008 8:34:47 PM



Look how they associate all femenine traits as evil by default, as if men could do nothing wrong.

2/25/2008 8:37:24 PM

cui bono

as a philosopher, I have a right to ask for a rational explanation of religious faith. (Cicero)


fundamentalists delenda est

2/25/2008 8:49:05 PM

Old Viking

... and you are making a mockery of Christianity.

Well I'm trying.

@cui bono: Let's not forget the salt.

2/25/2008 8:55:15 PM

Philbert McAdamia

"independent and feministic"

So I'm showing my feminine side *sigh* I might as well just come on out right now . . .

2/25/2008 8:58:50 PM

Tzelemel

Wow... the irony is just so thick (like the poster) you can cut it with a knife.

2/25/2008 9:00:07 PM

Natness

ohnoes! Independent thought! teh horr0rz! Feminists! Satanic!

...

Morons. Just. Morons.

2/25/2008 9:10:44 PM

John

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the marinara-breathed revelation of Himself, and for you to put what YOU AND YOUR BIBLE THINK above what is right and what the FSM said is completely and utterly wrong, it's independent and feministic, and you are making a mockery of Pastafarianism.

2/25/2008 9:11:31 PM



You people put what you want ahead of the bible all the time. The only difference is that a lot of people don't lie to themselves and claim that they're doing it because of their religion, not in spite of it.

And you people make enough of a mockery of Christianity to account for everyone

2/25/2008 9:11:36 PM

Mudflappus

Oh I think Christianity does a pretty good job of making a mockery of itself considering some of it's more rabid followers.

2/25/2008 9:12:55 PM

Osiris

Replace respective words with Allah, Koran, and Islam and we have another perfectly legit religious argument.

2/25/2008 9:14:37 PM
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