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did you know that in order for darwin's theory to be true, the creatures at the top of the food chain would have had to have evolved (full species change) within 16 seconds?

wickedawesomem, Yahoo! Answers 107 Comments [2/26/2008 4:07:28 AM]
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Sci Is Green

Evolution doesn't work that way

Don't pull figures out of your ass

2/26/2008 4:11:13 AM

Ambrielle

lolwut?

2/26/2008 4:12:58 AM

Raven Blackhawk

Bzzzt! Wrong! You are forbidden to speak further until something intelligent can come out of your mouth.

2/26/2008 4:19:49 AM

Horsefeathers

"did you know that in order for darwin's theory to be true, the creatures at the top of the food chain would have had to have evolved (full species change) within 16 seconds?"

Excuse me? Where the hell did you get such a daft idea?

2/26/2008 4:23:27 AM

Ningen

.......I did not.....

2/26/2008 4:24:22 AM

PudelGrl

In order for that too be true, the earth could only be 6000 years old...

Oh wait... in your mind it is!! Silly me

2/26/2008 4:26:35 AM

Fanatic-Templar

No... I cannot say I knew that...

2/26/2008 4:27:26 AM

Osiris

What? Why? What strawman fallacy are you acting under now?

2/26/2008 4:27:49 AM

J-Hay

That was fast. I submitted this quote just a few hours ago.

2/26/2008 4:32:36 AM

werewolf

And how did he figure that?

This person probably watched Cosmos and totally misunderstood Carl Sagan's calendar analogy.

2/26/2008 4:34:56 AM

Reverend Davidius

What the flying shit-fuck is this madness?!?

2/26/2008 4:46:40 AM

Athar

Why 16 seconds why not 17?

Which part of your lower bowel did you so violently yank this little nugget of shit from?

2/26/2008 4:47:18 AM

caitshidhe

Wait... what?

I think my brain broke...

2/26/2008 4:47:39 AM

Mattural Selection

Did you know that it helps if you engage your brain instead of your colon before you speak?

2/26/2008 4:50:18 AM

Detrs

No, I didn't. Please, tell me more about this fascinating hypothesis.

Ha. Just kidding. You lose.

2/26/2008 4:52:27 AM

cyborgtroy

READY! GO!

2/26/2008 5:08:39 AM

MrBadAxe

So? My Charmander managed the deed in only 5.8 seconds total, and that's including the time it took to scroll through the expotext.

2/26/2008 5:11:29 AM

LOL

CITATION NEEDED, MOTHERFUCKER.

2/26/2008 5:21:39 AM

Alwimo

Top 100 material.

2/26/2008 5:22:23 AM

Julian

- give or take 3 billion years.

2/26/2008 5:28:12 AM

David D.G.

That's so far from right, it's not even wrong -- it's just frellin' nonsensical.


~David D.G.

2/26/2008 5:43:35 AM

onoma

It appears that there is no bottom to the Well of Fail.

2/26/2008 5:50:23 AM

Julian

Suuuum wuuun fayyyulled sciiiiyeeence!

2/26/2008 6:28:21 AM

LOLKILLZ

You know? I would REALLY like to know what was going through his head. Geez, I have to freaking know!!!!!!!!!!!
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! I HAVE TO KNOW! OH MY GOD I HAVE TO KNOW!

2/26/2008 6:36:59 AM

Mike

LOL WAT?

2/26/2008 7:13:09 AM
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