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did you know that in order for darwin's theory to be true, the creatures at the top of the food chain would have had to have evolved (full species change) within 16 seconds?

wickedawesomem, Yahoo! Answers 106 Comments [2/26/2008 4:07:28 AM]
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#416409
Sci Is Green

Evolution doesn't work that way

Don't pull figures out of your ass

2/26/2008 4:11:13 AM
#416413
Ambrielle

lolwut?

2/26/2008 4:12:58 AM
#416418
Raven Blackhawk

Bzzzt! Wrong! You are forbidden to speak further until something intelligent can come out of your mouth.

2/26/2008 4:19:49 AM
#416420
Horsefeathers

"did you know that in order for darwin's theory to be true, the creatures at the top of the food chain would have had to have evolved (full species change) within 16 seconds?"

Excuse me? Where the hell did you get such a daft idea?

2/26/2008 4:23:27 AM
#416425
Ningen

.......I did not.....

2/26/2008 4:24:22 AM
#416426
PudelGrl

In order for that too be true, the earth could only be 6000 years old...

Oh wait... in your mind it is!! Silly me

2/26/2008 4:26:35 AM
#416427
Fanatic-Templar

No... I cannot say I knew that...

2/26/2008 4:27:26 AM
#416428
Osiris

What? Why? What strawman fallacy are you acting under now?

2/26/2008 4:27:49 AM
#416430
J-Hay

That was fast. I submitted this quote just a few hours ago.

2/26/2008 4:32:36 AM
#416433
werewolf

And how did he figure that?

This person probably watched Cosmos and totally misunderstood Carl Sagan's calendar analogy.

2/26/2008 4:34:56 AM
#416443
Reverend Davidius

What the flying shit-fuck is this madness?!?

2/26/2008 4:46:40 AM
#416444
Athar

Why 16 seconds why not 17?

Which part of your lower bowel did you so violently yank this little nugget of shit from?

2/26/2008 4:47:18 AM
#416445
caitshidhe

Wait... what?

I think my brain broke...

2/26/2008 4:47:39 AM
#416447
Mattural Selection

Did you know that it helps if you engage your brain instead of your colon before you speak?

2/26/2008 4:50:18 AM
#416449
Detrs

No, I didn't. Please, tell me more about this fascinating hypothesis.

Ha. Just kidding. You lose.

2/26/2008 4:52:27 AM
#416456
cyborgtroy

READY! GO!

2/26/2008 5:08:39 AM
#416459
MrBadAxe

So? My Charmander managed the deed in only 5.8 seconds total, and that's including the time it took to scroll through the expotext.

2/26/2008 5:11:29 AM
#416462
LOL

CITATION NEEDED, MOTHERFUCKER.

2/26/2008 5:21:39 AM
#416464
Alwimo

Top 100 material.

2/26/2008 5:22:23 AM
#416465
Julian

- give or take 3 billion years.

2/26/2008 5:28:12 AM
#416469
David D.G.

That's so far from right, it's not even wrong -- it's just frellin' nonsensical.


~David D.G.

2/26/2008 5:43:35 AM
#416472
onoma

It appears that there is no bottom to the Well of Fail.

2/26/2008 5:50:23 AM
#416489
Julian

Suuuum wuuun fayyyulled sciiiiyeeence!

2/26/2008 6:28:21 AM
#416502
LOLKILLZ

You know? I would REALLY like to know what was going through his head. Geez, I have to freaking know!!!!!!!!!!!
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! I HAVE TO KNOW! OH MY GOD I HAVE TO KNOW!

2/26/2008 6:36:59 AM
#416529
Mike

LOL WAT?

2/26/2008 7:13:09 AM
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