"did you know that in order for darwin's theory to be true, the creatures at the top of the food chain would have had to have evolved (full species change) within 16 seconds?"
And did you know that for 'Intelligent Design' to be true, Conservative Christian Judge John E. Jones III (appointed to that position by the Creationist George Dumbya Bush, who was voted in by you Creationist fundies) would have ruled for the defendants in Kitzmiller vs. Dover.
But he didn't. He instead found for the plaintiffs. Thus the precedent set. Therefore teaching 'Intelligent Design' (a.k.a. Creationism by Stealth) is now illegal in US educational establishments.
And it's all the fault of you fundies.
I love the smell of Hubris in the morning. Smells like... victory.
Oh, and 16 seconds? It probably takes less time for the sperm to fertilise an egg during the mating of two different breeds of dog, thus creating a different hybridised breed - or a completely new one. In relative terms, that's instantaneous evolution. Evolution that can be seen (to say nothing of Fruit Flies, MRSA and the Common Cold).
Now, how about showing we Atheists evidence of this universe, this world and all the life on it being 'created' in seven days? Oh, and not by using the Bible, but making your 'God' appear to us and performing the same trick again.
Seeing is believing after all.