Christianity obviously ain't so great if it continuously has to be reinforced is it?
2/26/2008 12:37:49 PM
"I support freedom of religion, but allowing children to freely choose their beliefs? Come on, that's not what the Founding Fathers meant when they wrote that into the Constitution!"
That's enough stupid to fill an olympic sized swimming pool.
2/26/2008 12:40:59 PM
I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've said this, but I'm going to call Poe. If only because I can't read it without it sounding sarcastic in my head.
2/26/2008 12:45:17 PM
I agree with MysticalChicken. The line "What is this, 21st century America?" does it for me.
2/26/2008 12:48:32 PM
@ Mystical Chicken,
I support this assesment.
2/26/2008 12:55:46 PM
"because Christianity is superior to all other faiths."
My god can beat up your god.
2/26/2008 12:55:56 PM
One Trick Pony
Yeah, I'm about 99% sure we have a Poe here.
The first three sentences makes me sure. Not many people can say such idiotic things on accident.
2/26/2008 12:57:26 PM
2/26/2008 12:57:29 PM
Please, please let this be a Poe. This looks like a Poe. This reads like a Poe. It's got to be a Poe. No-one can truly be this stupid.
2/26/2008 12:57:55 PM
2/26/2008 1:00:07 PM
2/26/2008 1:16:00 PM
2/26/2008 1:19:46 PM
"What is this, 21st century America?"
This gives it away as a Poe.
2/26/2008 1:21:23 PM
I actually think that there are people this dumb, but it sounds a tad too intelligent and coherent for it not to be sarcasm.
2/26/2008 1:23:28 PM
Ok, from "I'm contradicting myself all the time" to "my God has a bigger dick than yours", you are a living example of why 88% of Evangelical Christians leave their parents' religion. And incidentally, the real progress came when children didn't give a danm for old-fashion beliefs.
2/26/2008 1:35:29 PM
Definitely a Poe.
The "What is this, 21st century America?" seems to be a clue.
2/26/2008 1:36:11 PM
I read the babble when I was a kid.
2/26/2008 1:39:50 PM
doesn't the fact that this is outed 3 comments in sort of invalidate poe's law?
2/26/2008 1:39:53 PM
Yes, it is what the Founding Fathers intended. Freedom of religion. Not just yours. And that people could choose their religious path. Just because you were forced, probably due to brainwashing and beatings, to follow what your folks force fed you, doesn't mean everyone had such narrow minded parental units.
My mother was about as religious as a shoehorn. So according to you, I should be agnostic/atheist rather than my God/Goddess worshipper that I am.
2/26/2008 1:54:01 PM
Hear that kids? An open mind is a SIN!
Good thing it's a Poe or I'd be losing so many FIH points that I'd have a mental breakdown, hehe. *twitch*
2/26/2008 1:57:35 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
My magic woo-woo can beat up your magic woo-woo!
2/26/2008 2:07:29 PM
Do I detect sarcasm here?
2/26/2008 2:14:07 PM
I eleventy-billion that: Poe!
2/26/2008 2:15:02 PM
2/26/2008 2:20:36 PM
Freedom of religion is good, on the condition that you choose christianity.
I don't know...but something seems amiss in that idea
2/26/2008 2:48:48 PM