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So evolution is observable. So that explains why I have seen my dogs turnning into some kind of creatures that suck sap out of my trees with those fibrous tentacles.

Evolution is utter non-sense.

Mr Answer, Yahoo! Answers 64 Comments [2/27/2008 2:19:33 AM]
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Submitted By: MAthias
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Foster Disbelief

Say it with me kids!

"Evolution doesn't work that way!"

2/27/2008 2:29:39 AM


Kids: Evolution does not work that way!

2/27/2008 2:30:53 AM


"So that explains why I have seen my dogs turnning into some kind of creatures that suck sap out of my trees with those fibrous tentacles."

No, that'd be the drugs. Perhaps if you observed the progress of your dogs' descendants over the course of several hundred million years, you might eventually get to see those fibrous tentacles.

Until then, stick to those drugs.

2/27/2008 2:31:24 AM


Evolution does not work that way, thirded.

2/27/2008 2:35:07 AM


Evolution says change is practically inevitable. Unfortunately, in your case, stupidity is forever.

I find it hilarious that you call yourself Mr Answer.

2/27/2008 2:35:09 AM


It's not observable but the evidence it leaves behind is.

2/27/2008 2:44:40 AM


So the Bible is true. So that explains why I've seen my sinful neighbors suddenly turning into pillars of salt and getting zapped with fire from heaven.

The Bible is utter non-sense.

2/27/2008 2:47:57 AM




2/27/2008 2:51:42 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Well, my dog shits those liquor-filled chocolate candies. He's the life of the backyard party.

Plus, I know a fellow who pisses vodka.

There's a niche for that sort of lifeform, right?

2/27/2008 2:51:48 AM


No, sir, I think that would be the fault of some illicit substance that someone might have spiked the communion wine with.

2/27/2008 2:51:49 AM


Creatures that suck sap out of trees with fibrous tentacles WOULD be pretty cool, though.

Especially if they were radioactive, and could communicate telepathically.

2/27/2008 2:55:14 AM


The fail is strong with this one.

2/27/2008 2:58:46 AM

The Devil's Advocate

Hey! Pokémon is my favourite source of evolutionary knowledge too!

2/27/2008 3:02:09 AM

The Watcher

Holy Strawman, Batman!

2/27/2008 3:03:45 AM

Old Viking

I really don't think what you describe is likely, but still, let me know next time your dog is pregnant, OK?

2/27/2008 3:03:48 AM

Was this before or after they sucked out your brain? Must be some cool drugs you're doing man, to bad they've killed your brain cells.

2/27/2008 3:04:11 AM


Evolution involves taking in wolf pups 10,000 years ago, and raising them. Then as things go along, wolves became less wild and started accepting humans as pack leaders, until we get to the point now with 157(+/-) breeds of dogs in 8 different groupings (AKC stats).

Another form of Evolution is more and more people being born without wisdom teeth

and then there's cats with thumbs. Once they figure out how to use them, we're obsolete.

2/27/2008 3:05:35 AM


2/27/2008 3:08:32 AM

David D.G.

"So evolution is observable. So that explains why I have seen my dogs turnning into some kind of creatures that suck sap out of my trees with those fibrous tentacles."


No, I'd say that if your dog is doing that, you probably should have it taken to the vet. That sounds a bit beyond even an exotic mixed breed.

"Evolution is utter non-sense."

No, your brain-fried parody of evolution is nonsense. Actual evolution is established fact, and evolutionary theory is pretty darned solid -- and you can thank Darwin for it the next time you take an advanced antibiotic to get rid of an infection.

~David D.G.

2/27/2008 3:18:39 AM


You know I think the reason this kind of thinking is prevelant amongst fundies because they don't seem to realise that people are formed inside the womb of their mothers formed of the DNA of their respective parents. Not plonked their by the guy who lives in the clouds and has a beard.

2/27/2008 3:26:30 AM

Jake Steel

Pictures or it didn't happen! (and even then it's up to debate)

2/27/2008 3:37:25 AM


So creation is observable. So that explains why I have seen the earth in my garden into humans.

Creationism is utter non-sense.

--- fixed.

2/27/2008 3:37:55 AM


No, that's magic... Evolution is why your dog used to be a wolf until divergent evolution happened.

2/27/2008 3:39:06 AM


Evolution does not work that way, ad infinitum.

2/27/2008 3:40:20 AM

Septic Sceptic

Tentacled canine tree-vampires? Shit, now you've said it, somebody's going to make a hentai movie out of it. Nice job Mr Answer!

2/27/2008 3:47:10 AM
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