So evolution is observable. So that explains why I have seen my dogs turnning into some kind of creatures that suck sap out of my trees with those fibrous tentacles.
Evolution is utter non-sense.
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"So that explains why I have seen my dogs turnning into some kind of creatures that suck sap out of my trees with those fibrous tentacles."
No, that'd be the drugs. Perhaps if you observed the progress of your dogs' descendants over the course of several hundred million years, you might eventually get to see those fibrous tentacles.
Until then, stick to those drugs.
Evolution says change is practically inevitable. Unfortunately, in your case, stupidity is forever.
I find it hilarious that you call yourself Mr Answer.
Well, my dog shits those liquor-filled chocolate candies. He's the life of the backyard party.
Plus, I know a fellow who pisses vodka.
There's a niche for that sort of lifeform, right?
Creatures that suck sap out of trees with fibrous tentacles WOULD be pretty cool, though.
Especially if they were radioactive, and could communicate telepathically.
I really don't think what you describe is likely, but still, let me know next time your dog is pregnant, OK?
Evolution involves taking in wolf pups 10,000 years ago, and raising them. Then as things go along, wolves became less wild and started accepting humans as pack leaders, until we get to the point now with 157(+/-) breeds of dogs in 8 different groupings (AKC stats).
Another form of Evolution is more and more people being born without wisdom teeth
and then there's cats with thumbs. Once they figure out how to use them, we're obsolete.
"So evolution is observable. So that explains why I have seen my dogs turnning into some kind of creatures that suck sap out of my trees with those fibrous tentacles."
o_O
No, I'd say that if your dog is doing that, you probably should have it taken to the vet. That sounds a bit beyond even an exotic mixed breed.
"Evolution is utter non-sense."
No, your brain-fried parody of evolution is nonsense. Actual evolution is established fact, and evolutionary theory is pretty darned solid -- and you can thank Darwin for it the next time you take an advanced antibiotic to get rid of an infection.
~David D.G.
You're stupid, that microbe only has one cell, but in a couple billion years, it'll be thousands of different species, but you, will still be stupid...and dead.
So creation is observable. So that explains why I have seen talking snakes, magic fruit and a giant man with a long white beard who lives on clouds.
Christianity is utter non-sense.
Do your dogs need tentacles and the ability to suck sap from trees to survive, no, then they would not evolve those traits. Also evolution is not that quick or extreme, it is gradual changes over dozens of generations, like how a low percentage of baby's are born without wisdom teeth.
Here's a list of arguments against evolution that creationists can use. To save typing, Mr. Answer can just say (j)
Evolution is obviously wrong because:
a) If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys around?
b) Darwin was a racist.
c) Hitler was a Darwinist.
d) Evolution is a religion, not science.
e) How come we never see monkeys in the zoo suddenly turn into humans?
f) When a tornado hits a junkyard, it never creates a 747.
g) If you leave a jar of peanut butter, it will never turn into a living creature.
h) There are no transition fossils.
i) Antibiotic-resistant bacteria are just “micro-evolution”, not a change of “kind”.
j) No one has ever seen a cat turn into a dog.
I was going to submit this same quote the other day but then I saw this one right underneath it:
"did you know that in order for darwin's theory to be true, the creatures at the top of the food chain would have had to have evolved (full species change) within 16 seconds?"
Both are pretty brain dead,though.
This is the dumbest fucking argument. Even if these people DID see sapsucking tentacle dogs everywhere, they'd be so commonplace that they'd overlook them when "looking" for evidence for evolution.
There are rodents that can fly.
There are mammals that lay eggs.
There are ocean creatures that have lungs.
There are ants that raise livestock.
And then there are all the other 'plain' animals that have no crossover features, but are nevertheless products of evolution.
Houndour become Houndoom
Growlithe become Arcanine
The ones that suck sap from trees are Bellsprout. You fail at pokemon. Try using a fire stone or leveling them up a bit if you want to see them evolve.
Evolution does not work that way.
and then there's cats with thumbs. Once they figure out how to use them, we're obsolete.
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.
Do your "dogs" happen to be Chupacabras? And do you happen to live in the Ukraine?
Because no one's saying that at all.
LEARN SCIENCE, DIPSHIT, BEFORE THE STUPID SPREADS!!
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