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I saw on TV once that 99% of people who claim to be an atheist, can not pass a lie detector test when asked, "Do you believe in God?"

I also read that most who claim to be an atheist, had a very poor (if not bad) relationship with their earthly father while growing up. Therefore, because they never felt loved and accepted by their earthly father, whom they SEE... have extreme difficulty in perceiving how this Heavenly invisible Father could possibly give 2 cents about them.

SO, I decided to put this information to the test.

Whenever someone tells me they are an atheist, I look them square in the eye and say;

"You know, studies have proven that 99% who claim to be an atheist, can't pass a lie detector test."

They usually grin at me, but nervously.

THEN I SAY;

I also read that most never felt loved by their dad's. So it's hard for them to believe that they have a Father in Heaven who loves them unconditionally.

By this time, they look serious.

Then I ask,

"Do you feel loved and accepted by your dad?"

And at that moment brothers and sisters, you see the pain in their eyes.

So don't believe them when they say they don't believe in God. Try to get to the heart of the matter. Some so-called ex-atheist I once knew are now totally in love with Jesus! HALLELUJAH!!!!

glory, raptureready 123 Comments [2/27/2008 9:16:31 AM]
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Andy

Of all my siblings, I think I'm pretty well in the "loved and accepted" category. My fundie Christian sister, not so much.

Odd, that.

2/27/2008 9:21:29 AM

Vintersorg

Ehm...
I don't see why the question would have to be on a lie detector test...which I'm willing to take, btw, just to prove you wrong...
And my family was loving and accepted me as I was, but then again, they are civilised...erm, I mean atheists...too

Most atheists who never felt loved by their dad, aren't loved by their dad because their dad is a fundy idiot, who can't accept the fact that rational thought is present in his prgeniture...

2/27/2008 9:26:23 AM

Mattural Selection

"They usually grin at me, but nervously."

That isn't nerves, it's amusement

"By this time, they look serious."

That would be anger.

"you see the pain in their eyes"

The only pain comes from stopping themselves from tearing your little fucking fundy brain out of it's holder and then beating you to death with it.

2/27/2008 9:27:56 AM

SweetViolet

Trite. Smug. Prideful. And mean-spirited, too.

Such a wonderful representative for the gentle, loving Jesus, eh?






2/27/2008 9:31:54 AM

Goosey

We had something on a similar theme before, and most of the comments were from atheists proving it wrong. Are the atheists on FSTDT not a valid sample of all atheists?

Oh, the concept of 'valid sample' is alien to fundies, of course.

Also, "I saw on TV once" diminishes your credibility by 500%.

2/27/2008 9:32:09 AM



And which stupid study was taken with such stupid methods?. Can you give some sources instead of sprouting so much nonsense?

2/27/2008 9:42:18 AM

xplicit_UK

So 80% of Swedes, 75% of Danes, 50% of Germans etc. weren't loved and accepted by their fathers? You truly learn something new every day... and when I say "learn" I obviously mean "encounter totally made up crap someone pulled out of their arse".

2/27/2008 9:44:38 AM

Giveitaday

I had a great relationship with both my father and my step-father.

As far as the lie detector test... bring it on, I can say for a FACT that I'll pass your silly little questions about the non-existance of the sky fairy.

-N

"Fudamentalism is the anathema of reason."

2/27/2008 9:45:39 AM

Rod Munch

Wait, my Dad hates me?!? Frankly, I'm in shock. I would never have guessed that he was such a good actor.

I'm going to punch that fucker square in the mouth when I see him tonight.


2/27/2008 10:07:53 AM

Freboy

Live in Sweden, with unbelieving parents and mostly unbelieving friends.

My parents and my friends love me.

Atheist since my teens, sometimes leaning towards agnosticism.

glory is wrong.

2/27/2008 10:09:25 AM

rubber chicken

But aren't Lie detectors using science ? ( Ok it is flawed science, but still )

2/27/2008 10:12:16 AM

Thundersqueaks

Okey dokey, glory. I'm just going to put your post into this.



No surprise there.

2/27/2008 10:23:15 AM

David B.

Obvious reply:

"I heard that 90% of fundamentalist christians are actually gay. Are you chatting me up?"

2/27/2008 10:24:02 AM

David B.

I had a great dad. He died in a morphine haze from medical complications following an operation. He had only recently retired from a lifetime serving his country in the armed forces.

So if glory's God really is up there, the fucker can shove his 'love' up his omnipungent ass!

[size=8](For the benefit of our Christian (big-c) contributors, I draw a clear distinction between most people's 'God' and glory's sadistic r-tard version, so the above comment wouldn't apply.)[/size]

2/27/2008 10:29:09 AM

canadiest

"And then they look up, and roll their eyes,,I just know they're looking for jesus"

Liar. If such a test had ever been done it would have been all over the religious board and tv shows. Liar

2/27/2008 10:46:09 AM

Detrs

Citation needed, motherfucker.

2/27/2008 10:53:24 AM

anevilmeme

The first sentence alone proves you're full of shit.

2/27/2008 10:58:33 AM

Nowonmai

Cite! Give us the link to your purported '99%' statistics?

As for me feeling loved or accepted by my dad, would come in handy if I knew who he was. Think I'm gonna cry about it? Oh hell no.

So you had these weak people buy into your fantasy of a sky daddy? big deal, there are intelligent people buying into Xenu dropping frozen aliens into volcanos and blowing them up.

Suckers.. Born.. Every.. Minute.

2/27/2008 11:16:24 AM

apYrs

typical fundie. Most atheists/agnostics/non-theists just want to be left alone. But the Xian stormtroopers feel the need to poke around in, and interfere in, other people's lives to try and force their superstitions on them. If it upsets the recipiient of this unwanted interference, tough - the fundies KNOW that god gave them the right to be arseholes

2/27/2008 11:18:34 AM

NeoTimeDiver

<i>I saw on TV once that 99% of people who claim to be an atheist, can not pass a lie detector test when asked, "Do you believe in God?" </i>

Pics or GTFO

2/27/2008 11:20:55 AM

philbert

"They usually grin at me, but nervously"

That's pretty much what I do when I'm suddenly confronted by a deranged person

2/27/2008 11:36:36 AM

Mr Smith

I'd be quite happy to take a lie detector test too :) Glory has no idea what she is on about.

"Some so-called ex-atheist I once knew are now totally in love with Jesus!"

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but aren't you just supposed to love Jesus? If you're "in love" with Jesus, doesn't that imply something a little more physical? (And squishy).

2/27/2008 11:36:50 AM

Lt. Fred

Lie deterctor tests are bullshit, anyway.

2/27/2008 11:40:34 AM

Yellow

100% don't believe in the god of the bible. I guess if someone asked me if I believe in god I would not have a black and white answer. There is no data, so I cannot make an informed judgment on the topic. That does not make me a closet believer, it just means there is no data... and so I cannot make an informed judgment on the topic.

I like dad. Dad likes me. I guess I'm in the 1% of this highly accurate scientific study.



2/27/2008 11:49:18 AM

Sevagram

glory, you're so full of shit that I can smell you from here.


2/27/2008 11:55:13 AM
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