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#418002
freako104
Um.. where in the hell did you get that from? And what do fish have to do with anything on this?
2/27/2008 4:46:24 PM
#418006
TB Tabby
I'm picturing a man in a carp costume explaining the purpose of the separation of church and state, a la Sexual Harrassment Panda.
2/27/2008 4:47:56 PM
#418011
Truthuser
What ? This separation of church and state carp ?
2/27/2008 4:52:34 PM
#418026
HeathenAngel
NO.. I believe in the separation of church and State Orange Roughy.. it tastes better.
2/27/2008 5:06:56 PM
#418032
Mister Spak
I myself don't believe in the whole separation of church and state carp. I think Nutmeg2k3 should be forced to worship Allah even if he doesn't want to.
2/27/2008 5:09:37 PM
#418035
JasoNF
Here's my collection of Bible quotes related to abortion:
2/27/2008 5:11:33 PM
#418043
Frank
The Separation of Church and State Carp has just replaced the Easter Bunny as my very favorite holiday mascot.
It's one of those singing carp. Only it keeps fundies from getting up in your grill.
2/27/2008 5:15:15 PM
#418047
Caustic Gnostic
Bang your head a bit harder, Nut.
I'm holding out for the "Secular Humanist Abalone".
2/27/2008 5:16:35 PM
#418055
Garfield
Before I became a vegetarian I ate carp - is this bad? I seperated it from the state first, but .... is it?
2/27/2008 5:20:08 PM
#418058
aaa
But carps are delicious!
2/27/2008 5:22:10 PM
#418064
David B.
Yay! Let's institute 'First Amendment Day'. An extra special holiday where good little children go out into the garden and try to find brightly-coloured facsimiles of the constitution that the Separation of Church and State Carp might have hidden there (wink)! The one who finds the most wins a chocolate fish!
Then we all retire indoors for a lovely fish dinner, but before anybody tucks in, remember, on First Amendment Day we always begin our meal by reciting the Treaty of Tripoli and giving thanks to farsighted men like Thomas Jefferson, who realised that tolerance is too important to be left in the hands of the people, since majority rule is so short a ride away from tyranny.
Actually, that's a not half bad idea. Cheers, Nutmeg!
2/27/2008 5:24:45 PM
#418066
approximate
Keep Carp-ing and banging your head on your desk like that, and you'll fall of your Perch and onto a Pike.
2/27/2008 5:28:42 PM
#418077
Fed Up
This carp makes more sense than you.
2/27/2008 5:36:48 PM
#418086
Philbert McAdamia
Hahaha - an addition to my as yet short list of FundyFavorites=
The Church and State Carp
Jesus dined on the cross
The Lard will punish you
Atheists have no morels
___________________________
(I love Mexican food, and yes, the lard is punishing me)
2/27/2008 5:44:18 PM
#418110
BoxerShorts
Carp?
2/27/2008 6:00:19 PM
#418117
WMDKitty
::groaning at the puns::
For the love of cod, trout's enough!
2/27/2008 6:03:42 PM
#418118
antichrist
I asked my carp what they thought of separation of church and state, he just stared at me......... So I fed him.
@ David B.
I like the idea of a National Holiday. It would be such a worthy thing to do. Beats the hell out of presidents day mass marketing.
2/27/2008 6:03:51 PM
#418120
NonProphet
This is normally where I'd post a half-dozen quotes from the founders that show they wanted a distinct separation of church and state from the beginning.
However, I can't help but giggle at the idea of a "Separation of Church and State Carp" and First Amendment Day. That would be a great holiday, especially if we government employees could have the day off.
2/27/2008 6:04:43 PM
#418149
www.evolvedrational.com
Carp >> Bible-thumpers
2/27/2008 6:20:30 PM
#418163
Papabear
What a load of carp!
2/27/2008 6:24:48 PM
#418176
t3h_fuhr3r
@TB Tabby: Me too....
Nutmeg must believe in that whole "religious dominance over our entire lives" thing.
2/27/2008 6:28:46 PM
#418179
David D.G.
""*bangs head on desk* he must believe in the whole 'separation of church and state' carp"
Well, it sure beats the heck out of that "theocratic dominionist" crab.
~David D.G.
2/27/2008 6:31:13 PM
#418191
Freboy
You're in the wrong country...
and if you're looking for a Christian theocracy you're in the wrong time too.
But I guess the Dark Ages sound just about right for you.
2/27/2008 6:39:15 PM
#418194
GigaGuess
And yet, you're more than happy to fish that line up when someone mentions taxes around a church. (LOLSEEWHUTIDIDTHAR?)
2/27/2008 6:40:33 PM
#418208
Caïn
Damnit, I was hoping to make a "carp" pun, but I was ninja'd. Multiple times. By everybody. In the head.
2/27/2008 6:49:39 PM
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